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Star Trek humour that only real fans will "get". May contain spoilers, but unlikely to contain nuts. #StarTrek #Trekkies #Treksky

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trekkiehumour.bsky.social @trekkiehumour.bsky.social · 10h
Star Trek, The Next Generation, S5 E14
Ro'Laren is walking with Riker in Enterprise's corridor. Ro'Laren: "You don't strike me as a man who needs a holodeck to have a good time"Ro'Laren smiles mischievously. Given that they certainly weren't friendly when they first met, Riker is trying to process this development.
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trekkiehumour.bsky.social @trekkiehumour.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Star Trek, Voyager, S2 E17
Janeway bring the EMH up on screen after he jumped uninvited into a conversation: "Doctor, I forgot about you"The EMH seems hurt: "How flattering"
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trekkiehumour.bsky.social @trekkiehumour.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Amateur military satellites"
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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 07/10/2026
I’m bumping this post, which received 81 fascinating replies that you should check out if you love sci-fi in all its forms. And I’m asking the question again: Have you been working on anything sci-fi-related lately? 🖖
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Jim Holden's Urgent 'Please Respond' in The Expanse
Alt: Jim Holden's Urgent 'Please Respond' in The Expanse
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trekkiehumour.bsky.social @trekkiehumour.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Enterprise series deserved 7 seasons"
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Random Trek @randomtrek.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Star Trek: Voyager (1995) Season 2, Episode 7: Parturition Aired: 10/9/1995, UPN 00:10:06.399
Caption: ( chuckling nervously )

Star Trek: Voyager (1995)
Season 2, Episode 7: Parturition
00:10:06.399

Aired: 10/9/1995, UPN
Studio: Paramount Network Television
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Hippie Scuba Steve @hippiescubasteve.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Name that band. #StarTrek #StarTrekDS9
A shot from Star Trek DS9 showing Quark, Brunt, Leck, Nog, Rom and Gaila all standing in a circle and looking down at the camera.  From E610
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trekkiehumour.bsky.social @trekkiehumour.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fringe S1 E19 & E20 Amazing that nobody in Fringe ever commented who William Bell looks like. Just like Clark Kent looking nothing like Superman due to the glasses, Leonard Nimoy looks nothing like Spock once he loses the ears.
Peter and Olivia are chatting to a weird guy about a case. He tells them that: "William Bell killed these people"Peter queries how he knows that. Weird guy says with a straight face: "I am the son of Sarek"Peter clarifies: "Which makes you Spock".
"Yes" says the weird guy.
Peter, doing the Vulcan salute: "Well, Mr.Spock, thank you for your time".
Olivia doesn't seem to have a clue what either of these nerds are talking about.On the next episode we meet William Bell, that the weird who called himself Spock, told them is responsible for some crimes. William Bell is apparently being portrayed by Leonard Nimoy. For some reason, nobody has noticed how much he looks like Spock.
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trekkiehumour.bsky.social @trekkiehumour.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Star Trek, The Lower Decks, S3 E3 When you meet your new manager at work.
Tendi has been assigned to Dr. Gabers Migleemo who will be her mentor. Tendi: "So, have you ever trained a science officer before?"Migleemo: "Absolutely...not, no""I didn't even know they did this" Migleemo adds not reassuringly.But then reassures Tendi: "Starfleet sent us along a lovely manual, so you and I will be learning together"
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trekkiehumour.bsky.social @trekkiehumour.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Star Trek, Deep Space 9, S1 E13 Magistrate sounds a bit dramatic.
Bashir is called to help a village and has packed medica equipment but needs info from Sisko: "Commander, did the Magistrate give any indication as to the nature of the medical emergency?"Sisko is casually ominous: "Only that his village is in danger of extinction"Dr.Bashir: "In that case we'd better be on our way"
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trekkiehumour.bsky.social @trekkiehumour.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Star Trek, The Final Frontier
Kirk, Spock, and McCoy are having some quality time out in the woods. Spock ruins the mood by being particularly Vulcan, to McCoy's annoyance: "I'm sorry Doctor. Were we having a good time?"McCoy: "God, I liked him better before he died"
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trekkiehumour.bsky.social @trekkiehumour.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Star Trek, The Next Generation, S4 E22 Chaotic Good.
Lwaxana Troi has ambushed Picard in the corridors, and has opinions about his demeanour: "Oh, serious" "You're always so serious" she adds while pressing his cheeks.
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trekkiehumour.bsky.social @trekkiehumour.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Drop some PUNCHES 👊 🖤 🤕 Star Trek, Voyager, S1 E15
Chakotay is trying to reconcile differences between the Maquis and Starfleet parts of the crew. One of the Maquis suggest he likes the Maquis way of doing things.Chakotay starts by carefully putting down his drink as it would be a shame to waste it and starts replying.His response involves punching the Maquis member in the face. You see, this is the "Maquis way".
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trekkiehumour.bsky.social @trekkiehumour.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Star Trek, Enterprise, S2 E19 For once, the Klingons agree with the Vulcans on something.
Archer finds himself in a Klingon court with a somewhat useless defence lawyer: "If Captain Archer is guilty,""...he is guilty of nothing more than being a nuisance".
A distraught Archer seems unhappy with the level of legal counsel he is receiving.
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trekkiehumour.bsky.social @trekkiehumour.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Star Trek, Deep Space 9, S7 E26 When HR invites you for a quick chat.
Captain Sisko, General Martok, and Admiral Ross, tell Worf: "We've been discussing your plans for the future". None of them is smiling.Worf next to Ezri is puzzled: "I was not aware I had any plan". Worf and Ezri are not smiling either.
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trekkiehumour.bsky.social @trekkiehumour.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Star Trek, Voyager, S4 E16
The EMH is trying to teach Seven how to socialize with humans. He naturally prepared a textbook with exercises: "Pay special attention to Ex. 17""Bridge banter for beginners". Seven doesn't seem to have realised what she's getting herself into.
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trekkiehumour.bsky.social @trekkiehumour.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Star Trek, Strange New Worlds, S2 E2
M'Benga & Ortegas watch Spock talk to another Vulcan. M'Benga: "Vulcans may not give much, but you can read their body language""...and these 2... hate each other"The Vulcans calmly and dispassionately look at each other.Ortegas doesn't see it: "Are you messing with me right now?"
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trekkiehumour.bsky.social @trekkiehumour.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Worf at the bridge looking angrily at Q
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trekkiehumour.bsky.social @trekkiehumour.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The correct approach to a job interview is a raktajino, feet on the desk, and a smile saying "I killed 100 Cardassians during the occupation, you are not going to scare me"
Kira with a raktajino, a pad, her feet on the table, and her famous smile.
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dvanatendi.bsky.social @dvanatendi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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trekkiehumour.bsky.social @trekkiehumour.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Star Trek, The Next Generation, S3 E25 "And once we're done, I'll teach you how to be a good father"
Geordie is in despair as he once again failed to talk to a girl he likes. Worf is disappointed in him and offers guidance: "I have much to teach you about women"
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Chris Oldwood @chrisoldwood.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Abstract Data
An abstract picture of Commander Data.
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trekkiehumour.bsky.social @trekkiehumour.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Star Trek, Picard, S3 E3 Trying to leave the office for the weekend.
Crewmember on the bridge tells Captain Shaw: "Energy surge from the nebula, sir.""Well, that's fun" comments Shaw, somewhat unamused.Reports continue: "Electrical and biological signatures"Shaw is not in the mood: "Anyone else want to throw more weird shit at me?"
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Earl Grey Frames Club @frames.earlgreymemes.club · 24/09/2026
VOY; "In The Flesh"; Harry is piloting a shuttle and speaking to someone off camera, with caption: I always wondered what it would be like to date an alien.
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trekkiehumour.bsky.social @trekkiehumour.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Star Trek, The Lower Decks, S2 E5
Rutherford is delighted to hold a Deep Space Nine model that is marked "authentic kit". Rutherford notes: "It comes with an Ezri and a Jadzia!"
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trekkiehumour.bsky.social @trekkiehumour.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Star Trek, Deep Space 9, S6 E10
Quark, next to Nog, tells a Vorta: "Family... you understand"The Vorta replies: "Not really. I was cloned". The Vorta looks suspiciously like Iggy Pop.
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Random Trek @randomtrek.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Star Trek: Voyager (1995) Season 6, Episode 24: Life Line Aired: 5/10/2000, UPN 00:36:32.126
Caption: "Whoops"? What's "whoops"?

Star Trek: Voyager (1995)
Season 6, Episode 24: Life Line
00:36:32.126

Aired: 5/10/2000, UPN
Studio: Paramount Network Television
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 23/09/2026
Why is Tasha Yar having sex with Data???? Why is everyone so horny??? What the fuck??
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trekkiehumour.bsky.social @trekkiehumour.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Star Trek, Voyager, S4 E23
The EMH, Janeway, and an alien are in trouble, and only have 2 phasers between them. EMH: "I'll go first, Captain, and draw any fire, if need be."The alien is impressed: "Your crew is heroic, Captain"The EMH clarifies: "I am invulnerable to phaser fire,""... but thanks for the compliment"
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trekkiehumour.bsky.social @trekkiehumour.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Is this true chat?
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trekkiehumour.bsky.social @trekkiehumour.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Star Trek, The Next Generation, S2 E11 Getting to the office on Monday morning after a fun weekend.
La Forge is trying to get to the bridge while the turbolifts are malfunctioning. For example he's currently at the ceiling of the turbolift cabin. That's not supposed to happen.He's currently faced down on the side of the cabin that is moving fast the other way.He's finally thrown into the bridge except his visor has left his face.A concerned Picard comments with his famous British, sorry French, sarcasm: "welcome to the bridge, Mr. La Forge"
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
@Very__Regular

george lucas, 1975 (in tunisia, severely dehydrated, over budget) sure, yeah. put the little blue guy in the background. is alec still in his trailer

guy who gets mad for money on youtube, 2024: and now disney made Deebo Threebo green. that's how little respect they have for you
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trekkiehumour.bsky.social @trekkiehumour.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Star Trek, Starfleet Academy, S1 E3 Me, reading the news.
Captain Ake tells Lura Thok: "something is on fire all the time...""... and everything is on fire some of the time"
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trekkiehumour.bsky.social @trekkiehumour.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Star Trek, Strange New Worlds, S1 E7
Captain talks like a pirate at the bridge: "Argh, me mateys"Number One is not amused: "Please stop"
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Andee Harry @andeeharry1.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
R.I.P Gerrit Graham (77) Star Trek Voyager Quinn (Q's Son)
Q's Son in Star Trek Voyager
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trekkiehumour.bsky.social @trekkiehumour.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Star Trek, Enterprise, S1 E23 When you work and have young kids and the week is over.
Archer and Trip are on a desert planet. Archer tells Trips that he seems to have heatstroke and he may go into a coma. "A coma?" says Trip."That sounds nice"
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Mostly Harmless @whalepetunias.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
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trekkiehumour.bsky.social @trekkiehumour.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Stuart Fails to Save the Universe, S1 E5 You can take Jonathan Frakes away from Riker, but you can't take Riker away from J. Frakes.
A man seemingly belonging to a primitive tribe announces to his fellow tribes-people: "Monogamy is wrong!". We can also see that this episode was directed by Jonathan Frakes.
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trekkiehumour.bsky.social @trekkiehumour.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Star Trek, The Lower Decks, S1 E3
Rutherford explains to innocent Tendi: "You never admit the actual time it takes to finish a job. It's creative estimating."
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trekkiehumour.bsky.social @trekkiehumour.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Star Trek, Deep Space 9, S5 E14 It seems I haven't posted Kira for a while. I apologize and rectify with some of her best work.
Gul Dukat is on DS9, is talking with Kira, and explains: "I'm talking about Garak""he's the only other Cardassian living on the station", Kira states the obvious.Dukat elaborates: "The man is a heartless, cold blooded killer"Kira finds this statement redundant: "Like I said, he's a Cardassian"
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trekkiehumour.bsky.social @trekkiehumour.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Star Trek, The Next Generation, S1 E13 The sacrifices this man does for Starfleet. They should give him a medal.
Beata, the leader of a matriarchal world, tells a slutty dressed Riker: "Inform them that you will remain here with me"  Riker complies like a good Starfleet commander and tells Enterprise: "In the interest of diplomatic relations I'll remain here with Mistress Beata". Beata in the background looks at Riker, probably planning what she will do to him.
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trekkiehumour.bsky.social @trekkiehumour.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Star Trek, The Search for Spock How is one expected to work like this. Klingon warriors need to unionize.
Torg a Klingon officer tells his captain Kruge: "Sir, may I suggest..."Captain Kruge, in a bad mood, pulls his blaster and shouts: "Say the wrong thing, Torg"
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Earl Grey Screams Club @earlgreymemes.club · 11/09/2026
curated meme by Admiral Janeway @AdmiralKatfish on Facebook; first panel is Garak, with caption: Ya' basic; second panel is Dukat, with caption: Is that a human insult? third panel, Garak responds: Indeed and a devastating one; fourth panel, Garak continues: You're devastated right now
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trekkiehumour.bsky.social @trekkiehumour.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Happy birthday to Roxann Dawson Star Trek, Voyager, S3 E18, S3 E22, S6 E5, S7 E18
The EMH leans over B'Elanna at the infirmary and asks: "Have you been... naughty?". B'Elanna seems to be considering the best way to torture a hologram.B'Elanna explains: "The Klingons do have what you might call a romantic side. It's a bit more vigorous than most."B'Elanna asks Tom: "When have you ever known me to be critical?"Seven needs some advice about how to take care of her hair. Voyager is a small ship so she asks B'Elanna, who explains: "Nothing too elaborate. Sonic and a little engine grease"
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Random Trek @randomtrek.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987) Season 6, Episode 15: Tapestry Aired: 2/15/1993, Syndication 00:28:30.094
Caption: ( sighs ) So?

Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987)
Season 6, Episode 15: Tapestry
00:28:30.094

Aired: 2/15/1993, Syndication
Studio: Paramount Television
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trekkiehumour.bsky.social @trekkiehumour.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
At the local Science Museum to set a Guinness Record for most people simultaneously doing the Vulcan salute. Me expecting to see 12 people: "what do you mean there's a queue reaching outside the building and wrapping around another museum nearby?" At least the weather is nice for London.
The queue to enter the Science Museum outside the building, and as a matter of fact, outside other nearby buildings.The queue to enter the Science Museum. Except this isn't the road in front of the museum, it's a nearby road that the queue has reached.
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Logging On @logonlog.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
logging on
From the show Star Trek: The Next Generation. Beverly Crusher looks at a two-foot tall monolithic statue with a wan smile on her face. sub - "Last time we did that, I was sore for a week."
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trekkiehumour.bsky.social @trekkiehumour.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Further proof that the universe isn't perfect: Jeffrey Combs wasn't born on "Star Trek day" Sept 8, but 1 day later.
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Logging On @logonlog.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
In honor of Star Trek's 60th, here's a thread of my favorite STAR TREK posts out of this account! I'll be adding to it all day. 🖖 bsky.app/profile/logo...
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Random Trek @randomtrek.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Star Trek: Discovery (2017) Season 1, Episode 7: Magic to Make the Sanest Man Go Mad Released: 10/29/2017, CBS All Access 00:31:22.563
Caption: including you, random communications officer man,

Star Trek: Discovery (2017)
Season 1, Episode 7: Magic to Make the Sanest Man Go Mad
00:31:22.563

Released: 10/29/2017, CBS All Access
Studio: CBS Studios
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