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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 10h
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Post from the ketamine subreddit:

does ketamine have calories???

ive been in a calorie deficit lately and i want to know if anyone knows if there are calories in ketamine?? i have been counting calories recently and if there are i want to be able to count them.

Comment: Bro please delete that shit
OP’s Reply: my fault for actually taking care of myself and my body
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 24/06/2025
boob is just poop upside down, and i made a very complex image to explain my point
reflection on a pond, boob and poop in the reflection
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🎃 KrystaAAAAAA Laylla 🎃 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 5h
Did you forget? You can't forget. Not really. Not ever. But it's always good to remember. Electric Feel Friday.
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 4h
just saying
@dril they will kick my ass for saying it. they will take my career and my livelihood away from me. but "surviving lunch" , is better than, "death by Shits"
4:35 PM • 3/7/19
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 6h
i don’t think “less food safety” is what the average voter had in mind after the lettuce debacle
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frankenstein fucks car @hulkfuckscar.top · 10h
$20k? bro fell off
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 27/07/2024
may my legacy be htat people make “my mgk” the expression for that thing thats objectively awful that they still love/want/need
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 18h
i'm going to start a thread of random images i've made
five different large stock photos of pigeons that have had a photoshop landscape filter applied to them and are arranged in a mildly interesting visual style. text across the top: IT IS NOT TECHNICALLY ILLEGAL TO PUT LANDSCAPE FILTERS ON STOCK PHOTOS OF PIGEONS. 
there's also a picture of tony danza with a screenshot of the photoshop landscape mixer UI error over his head. 
text to the left of his head: TONY DANZA IS ALSO HERE. 
text to the right of his head: HE SHOULD BE LANDSCAPE FILTERED BUT THERE WAS AN "ERROR".
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Sena Bryer @senabryer.com · 10h
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 10h
god forbid a mouse come to this place for magic
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Currently in a theater that's being invaded by mice. I saw one. But then saw others. Kind of distracting. I am going to make a list later: movies where I encountered mice in the theater. I think this is the 4th time it's happened while I've been in NYC.

and then it’s just a photo of an innocent little mouse watching a movie on the big screen, the way scorsese intended.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 11h
isn't dying on stream like, the biggest desire of the average guy who does a mass shooting these days? this is obviously stupid for too many reasons to list but i wouldn't be surprised if this motivates some chud copycat
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spooky football lizard @ttsci.bsky.social · 11h
I have this problem with the MMR vaccine where my brain wants it to be Measles, Mubella, Rumps
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 11h
An AI could never write a song as horny as Peter Gabriel's "Sledgehammer"
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Ossum Possum @handle.invalid · 11h
My million dollar idea is a line of black alternative clothing with reflective safety details called VISI-Goth.
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 11h
for context where i live its mostly bro country that people blast
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 09/02/2024
why is it always the cars playing the worst music tjat blast it
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 08/05/2024
i hate hold music that interrupts every 20 seconds for the same pre-recorded message, with a hold time of 157 minutes fuck you
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 24/05/2024
also: big start up cost cutscene introductory settings cutscene difficulty select cutscene character creation cutscene cutscene cutscene actually playing on normal NOT story
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 24/05/2024
at LEAST make the sequential cutscenes one cutscene its like the video game equivalent of interrupting the hold music every 30 seconds i get excited
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 27/05/2024
erotic health insurance denial appeal roleplay
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 06/06/2024
it stops every 30 seconds for hold music
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 06/06/2024
the dentists office is playing music of course but its all old-people-horny music while simultaneously sounding like christmas songs
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 07/06/2024
am i listening to a dubstep remix of a modern sea shanty. appARRENTLY
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 13/06/2024
me: hey google play bach cello suite number one google: sure! playing bawk bawk singalong ten hour version on youtube music
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 13/06/2024
me: no no no. play bach cello suite number one in G google: sure thing! now playing back up that g-string on youtube music
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 13/06/2024
with his new single BMXXing machine gun kelly shows he is truly one of the top artists making music that is not good
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 28/06/2024
whoevers choosing the music at my local dutch brothers is taking the brave yet controversial stance of “drake”
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 27/07/2024
i cant even listen to my own music because the earplugs are better at cancelling noise than my headphones. and again, the music is a normal volume with the earplugs in. i would deafen myself. she is listening to a sea shanty remixed with toxic. kill me
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 14/11/2024
music to dissociate and chill to ten hour mix
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 06/04/2025
sometiems music hurts at the grocery store idk
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 06/04/2025
i love when theres music at the dollar store it means the chill managers on duty
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 23/09/2025
listening to hold music adn whatever did this recording cannot handle saxophones. it sounds like someone blowing through a paper towel roll
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 13/10/2025
yeah you could say i like classical music
music.youtube.com
Sk8er Boi
YouTube video by Avril Lavigne - Topic
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 14/11/2025
listening to soem music. yall heard about this????
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 01/12/2025
the foo fighters are the chick fil a of music
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 22/05/2026
9/11 was the 9/11 of country music
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 26/05/2026
some artists should never feature other people on their tracks because it jsut reminds you that you could be listening to good music instead
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 26/05/2026
i meant the artists that are featuring someone else on their track were the one that sucks not the feature. like when mgk has someone else on it just reminds me i could be listening to music by not mgk
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 12/07/2026
love
youtube.com
Coding sentient music for cold machines
YouTube video by Switch Angel
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 18/07/2026
thsi guy you hate what if he---[reciord scratch]---- is gay????? [psycho music. you knwo what i mean by this]
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 05/10/2026
some ne'er do well youths loitering at the 7/11 listening to loud rock and roll music laughed at my reflective night walking vest
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 30/09/2026
an AI cannot meaningfully be horny therefore an AI cannot meaningfully make music
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 21/11/2023
me, exttemely smart: the order of rgb values is red, blue, green
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 27/03/2025
red orange yellow green blue violet white black. done
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 29/01/2024
🎶 holographic sticker 🎶
a spider monkey sticker. it is holographic. here it looks silver with red-green-blue starburst patterns
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 30/08/2025
check out this yarn isnt it hideous (complimentary)
a circular skein of yarn. it has hot pink yellow black green and blue all mishmashed together
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 03/06/2026
indigo is a type of purple just like blue is a type of green and orange is a type of yellow
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 22/07/2024
communing wigt this little guy
a very small green and blue plastic duck
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{ @postes.zip · 19/02/2025
if you die on linkedin you die in real life
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{ @postes.zip · 22/02/2025
it cannot be overstated how much the ultra-rich do not think of this world as real in any meaningful sense
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