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CR789 @reiswig789.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

It just occurred to me that “Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon” is a play on the phrase “Six Degrees of Separation”. I always thought it was oddly arbitrary that Kevin Bacon was the guy who got tagged with that concept. Turns out I’m a moron who can’t recognize a good pun.

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

they paved paradise and put up a parking lot but then they paved the parking lot and put up an arbys so it just kind of went back to being paradise

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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.

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CR789 @reiswig789.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Hate that “Son of Jolene” is the last song Dolly released in her lifetime

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CR789 @reiswig789.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Classic Rock Radio has at some point added “Lightning Crashes” to their rotation. Hm, no. Don’t like that.

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CR789 @reiswig789.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

Remember Ruth Bader Ginsberg? How cool would it be if her name was Ruth Gatorade Ginsberg?

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CR789 @reiswig789.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Be honest. Would this pickup line work on you?

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

The definitive millennial song is clearly legend_of_zelda_System_of_a_down(1).mp3

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CR789 @reiswig789.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Hearing Casey Kasem do his American Top 40’s well into the 90’s means getting to hear him do a halfhearted blaccent at times. “This week up two notches is Ghetto Supastah, that is whatchu are”

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CR789 @reiswig789.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

I just found out that Everclear, the “Santa Monica” guys, are from Portland. Wtf

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

if you steal my sunshine I'll break your legs

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CR789 @reiswig789.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Rewatching Malcolm In The Middle and I’m not gonna lie that it’s kind of sad to see the strong bond these brothers have and know that Malcolm will estrange himself from them for over a decade.

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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

For my next trick, this afternoon I will spend 4 hours cooking a meal that the recipe says should only take 30 minutes.

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CR789 @reiswig789.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Kill me, I’m Irish ☘️

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The One True Ghoster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Foreigner's "Urgent" probably the funniest bootycall song ever. EMERGENCY!!

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CR789 @reiswig789.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Guy who still thinks Frankenstein can win Best Picture

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Andy Richter @andyrichter.co · 19/02/2026

Something about being able to do a Donald Duck voice makes middle aged men think that every child they meet is dying for it to be inflicted on them

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

Matt Groening goes up to a white board that says The Simpsons and adds another s which he turns into a dollar sign so it reads The Simpsons$

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CR789 @reiswig789.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Not only does the F1 movie have its own dedicated Spotify artist page, but apparently F1 The Album is currently the 491th most listened to artist.

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CR789 @reiswig789.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

What in the everloving fuck was Paul on about with this one? open.spotify.com/track/3Id1DZ...

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Cars Are Cars

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 26/12/2025

[doing backing vocals for Sam Cooke] Science Book

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CR789 @reiswig789.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

Christmas shopping has got me looking at some real stupid shit. This costs $60 by the way.

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CR789 @reiswig789.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

Who out here straight up GEESING IT

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CR789 @reiswig789.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

Stevie Wonder, Jason Derulo, and Keith Urban: TOGETHER AT LAST! open.spotify.com/track/4gyRjB...

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Broke (feat. Stevie Wonder and Keith Urban)

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CR789 @reiswig789.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

*to the tune of “Working For The Weekend” by Loverboy* EVERYBODY’S JERKING ON THEIR PENIS! !!!!!

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Futurama on Hulu @futuramahulu.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

they don’t pay me enough i don’t know what to post man

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CR789 @reiswig789.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

Ozzy voice: Simpsons of the Universe

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CR789 @reiswig789.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

This Ace Hardware store is currently playing a song by Hiatus Kaiyote.

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CR789 @reiswig789.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

I didn’t know that Nelly Furtado’s debut album was actually called “Whoa, Nelly!”. Alright.

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CR789 @reiswig789.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

The AMC Nicole Kidman ad did NOT HIT when playing before Paddington In Peru. YOU WERE THE VILLAIN IN PADDINGTON 1. YOU TRIED TO KIDNAP THE BEAR! Your presence is not welcomed here 😤😤😤

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CR789 @reiswig789.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

My car’s radio playing the song “Danger Zone” while I’m stuck in dead end traffic feels like an absolute insult, like cmon now

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CR789 @reiswig789.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

Average white boy crashout RIP Gene Hackman #GeneHackman #TheConversation

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CR789 @reiswig789.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

I slept like a baby last night. Specifically, the baby from Eraserhead.

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CR789 @reiswig789.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

Remember Ruth Bader Ginsberg? How cool would it be if her name was Ruth Gatorade Ginsberg?

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CR789 @reiswig789.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

The show Baggage……. I fucking can’t, man

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CR789 @reiswig789.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

We all love to hate the “Walt makes his son tequila scene” in Breaking Bad, but it’s 1000% funnier to remember that he pulled this shit when he left the drug business for just 1 day.

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CR789 @reiswig789.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

To be honest: I don’t really like Drake with the melodies OR Drake when he acts tough.

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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

If you read all four KISS autobiographies it's like Rashomon for idiots.

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CR789 @reiswig789.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

Life is a highway and every day is a winding road. I am so tired of driving, please let me pull over.

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CR789 @reiswig789.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

Fine, I’ll drink the Dr. Doctor. Why the hell not.

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CR789 @reiswig789.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

I love all the Half Time haters comments saying “Once he said ‘turn this tv off’ that’s exactly what I did!” That’s the last line of the last song he performed. It’s basically echoing “They call it an Xbox 360 because you turn 360 degrees and walk away”.

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CR789 @reiswig789.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

Why does nobody talk about Kendrick’s little chicken dance anymore? 😢

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