Reposted by Andrew Haysassbutt @nasboat.org · 08/01/2026in honor of david bowie’s birthday let’s listen to the best david bowie jamyoutube.comStation to Station (2016 Remaster)YouTube video by David Bowie - Topic 1513519
Reposted by Andrew HaysDiscö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social · 20/11/2025It's 108 miles to Chicago, I got a full tank of gas, a half pack of cigarettes, it's cloudy, and I'm wearing sunglasses 3429312
Reposted by Andrew HaysMerriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 16/01/2025Heavy is the book that has the words. 864788450
Andrew Hays @reggie7588.bsky.social · 11/01/2025media.tenor.coma man in a shirt is standing in front of a forest and says do n't cry , do n't cryALT: a man in a shirt is standing in front of a forest and says do n't cry , do n't cry 020
Reposted by Andrew HaysSarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 01/01/2025CONTEXT: I wrote/drew this in 2020. Lol. Happy New Year! 115145432922
Reposted by Andrew HaysTom De Ville @devilligan.bsky.social · 28/12/2024RIP Olivia Hussey, the original Final Girl, and wearer of the most iconic Christmas sweater in cinema history. You were magnificent! 920733
Reposted by Andrew Hayserin alyce @herooine.bsky.social · 24/12/2024heading into the holidays like 1169370
Reposted by Andrew Haysthe hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 17/12/2024friend: wow dude, how'd you get so good at guitar?? me: i made a deal with the devil [3 months earlier] the devil: 30 bucks an hour for guitar lessons me: deal 644500287
Reposted by Andrew HaysSickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 14/12/2024I’m gonna have “why are you snapping to the shotgun on 4th and short” put on my tombstone. 1019016
Reposted by Andrew HaysPatton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 10/12/2024I wish Warren Zevon were alive to write a song called “Busted At A McDonald’s In Altoona.” 797210621925
Andrew Hays @reggie7588.bsky.social · 07/12/2024If you're wondering how tedious the other app is, I literally had someone try to brow beat me about double jeopardy. Apparently, they're upset that criminal and civil proceedings are totally different. 000
Reposted by Andrew HaysMike Petriello @mikepetriello.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Baseball twitter: well, Juan Soto is kinda slow and isn't a great defender and I don't like the cut of his jib, ifyouknowwhatimean Baseball BlueSky: I would donate my kidney and my first born's kidney and all future kidneys just to see Juan Soto take one pitch off the edge of the plate 54139262
Andrew Hays @reggie7588.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Why did every team but The Bears suddenly decide to be good in The North this year? #GoPackGo 000
Reposted by Andrew HaysCONFLICT NEWS FELLA @warosintfella.bsky.social · 05/12/2024A doctor’s letter to United Healthcare for denying nausea meds for a child on chemo 17067153116299
Reposted by Andrew HaysDiscö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social · 28/11/2024I can't wait for tomorrow that's when The War on Christmas officially starts 1235551
Reposted by Andrew HaysBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 21/11/2024They’re the best there is at what they do, and what they do best isn't very nice (poison people). 1639063
Reposted by Andrew Hayssoul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 20/11/2024disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack. phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no 225383794247
Reposted by Andrew HaysTrevors (1990) starring Kevin Bacon @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 18/11/2024everyone should read more Clive Barker, including me 1311764118
Reposted by Andrew HaysBarnes & Noble @barnesandnoble.com · 17/11/2024Don’t like a book? Don’t read it. Pretty simple. 489305612633
Reposted by Andrew Hays💙THE PARGE POOBAH💙 @cheesymanfredo.bsky.social · 14/11/2024Now it's time for some spooky satire 183121408
Reposted by Andrew HaysBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 14/11/2024Some loving advice for Alex Jones on how not to get into a situation like this again: Alex, consider never saying another fucking word as long as you’re alive. It’ll work, buddy! 938727
Andrew Hays @reggie7588.bsky.social · 14/11/2024Anytime you think no one could possibly be stupid enough to do something, you can always reference whatever the hell Trumps cabinet picks are. 020
