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Reese Wallace

@reesewallace.com
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I been eating peaches off some mighty fine trees

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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 09/09/2026
Going to pass next preseason doing this...
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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 29/08/2026
What are we doing? Who is this for? Why are they dressed alike?
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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 29/08/2026
This insane bit of letter replacement feels correlated to @celebrityhottub.bsky.social's excellent essay on numerosymbology in the latest Turfman's Almanac.
A decal on the back of a Lexus SUV reading "I Love Lexus of Winter Park" wherein the O and V in Lexus are replaced by the Lexus symbol (a stylized L inside a circle) and a heart, respectively.
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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 10/08/2026
I like the idea that this is like when "Barack Obama" texts me but it's this Dave. Former presidents are always checking in...
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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 09/08/2026
Pulled from an album in my phone called "dumbest shit imaginable."
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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 02/07/2026
I don't have a source for this image but it feels of interest to @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social.
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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 12/06/2026
With his gargantuan Easter Island head, I see more Lothar from The Rocketeer.
Alexi Lalas seeing pronouns in someone's bio
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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 10/05/2026
Why this level of dismissiveness to the original post when your own article of choice shows dads doing less than half of what moms are doing?
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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 04/05/2026
Three cheers for Bidlo Kwerve!
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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 04/05/2026
Pre-downloading a very special Fullcast episode for when the news breaks about A Man For Four Seasons.
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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 30/04/2026
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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 28/04/2026
Google Translate screenshot revealing the shocking truth that "Frédéric Weis" is just "Jalen Duren" in French.
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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 27/04/2026
To close us out, a small token for this beautiful boy that only knew one trick. #RunTheDamnBall
My $10.01 donation in memory of my dog Oyster who we said goodbye to last year. Oyster executing his one (1) trick of keeping a snack on his head until given permission to eat it. Majestic animal. Dumb as a tanker full of bricks stuck sidewise in the Suez.
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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 20/04/2026
"L'homme Svelte" has a touch of class that the American version lacks.
Victor Wembanyama wearing 40 yards of fabric.
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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 19/03/2026
The increasingly-common literal "Oh, you know the ones"
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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 17/02/2026
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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 22/01/2026
Is this how Fozzy got his cameo in The Shining? #Wocka #Wocka
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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 20/01/2026
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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 14/01/2026
Devastatingly accurate.
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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 19/12/2025
How dare you, @channel6.bsky.social!? How dare you, @hollyanderson.bsky.social?! How dare you, @edsbs.bsky.social!?
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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 10/12/2025
Patriots John Lynch is too on the nose.
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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 05/12/2025
Just grabbed one of the new Sitakes and Cream from this place.
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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 04/12/2025
This is the one I think of most.
Onion article headlined "Shaq Misses Entire Second Half With Pulled Pork Sandwich" over a photoshopped image of Cleveland Cavaliers era Shaquille O'Neal eating a pulled pork sandwich in the bench.
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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 04/12/2025
Without my kid's K-Pop Demon Hunters making me younger, this might have been 100.
I am 37.
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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 02/12/2025
Monte Kiffin's son
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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 04/11/2025
You know things are bleak when your football podcasts start reading like DNC fundraising emails. #GoGators
Title page for the latest episode of the Gators Breakdown podcast reading "Florida Gators MUST CAPITALIZE NOW - Need to Break These ALARMING Trends as Schedule Eases Up"
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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 01/10/2025
Since it's never too soon to think about the off-season: @celebrityhottub.bsky.social can we get the Fullcast crew doing this as a Patreon exclusive?
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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 13/09/2025
Wanted something to really capture the mood I'm going to be in when I call about my beloved Florida Gators football team.
Ryan Nanni shouting in joy while dressed as a fried onion. Governor Huey Long looms in the background
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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 13/09/2025
1000:1 quotes to repost is a sign of really special work.
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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 12/09/2025
They quote an honest-to-god Dutch van der Linde. Are the goddamn Pinkertons overseeing the recovery operation?
Section of the story from the initial tweet with the name Guus van der Linde highlighted.
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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 10/09/2025
I was at Digest for a while and one of the execs who came in when BTK Nation bought us held up this picture said "I don't know who this is..."
This is Jeffrey Dahmer, the Nick Saban of serial killers
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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 07/09/2025
Screenshot of Scott Stricklin's Google search showing "coaches that aren't Billy Napier"
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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 22/08/2025
And we come around again to John Young smuggling a corned beef sandwich onto Gemini 3.
Artist rendering of the first corned beef sandwich in space.A utility box bearing a portrait of famed astronaut and sandwich daredevil John Young.
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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 14/07/2025
I felt irreparably old turning around and pulling this 20-year-old copy off the shelf to verify what you said.
Title page of my beat up 20 year old copy of “The Elements of Style” by William Strunk Jr. and E.B White of “Charlotte’s Web” fame.
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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 06/07/2025
With all due respect to “She Said Yes”…
Predator handshake meme format:
Left: Pro Wrestling
Right: Terrible 90’s Country 
Center: Chad Brock
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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 15/06/2025
Mine saw fit to bless me with this apparent Make Dads Great Again hat. It’s a banner day for horrifying hats.
MDGA hat
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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 14/06/2025
Key & Peele sketch featuring Keegan Michael Key as a sports reporter interviewing Jordan Peele as a KG-esque basketball player in the locker room after a title victory.
Peele: Kids, you can actually fly!
Key: Well no, no, not literally!
Peele: Yes, literally!
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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 21/05/2025
My wife just asked if the Chris Gethard Show was “a live action Tintin thing.”
The Chris Gethard Show episode “One Man’s Trash”
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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 16/05/2025
As someone with Auburn in-laws, this recent exception may have meant more than the actual national championship.
UF beat Auburn and my nephew was sad
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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 16/05/2025
A perverse digital mockery of man and soda depicting a hand using three fingers to simultaneously fill a monstrous cup with three sodas titled “Hooting,” “Hollering,” and “Howling.” The greatest of these is “Howling.”
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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 30/04/2025
My personal rights are being trampled because I can’t get TEENJUS on a UF Plate. Please help, @edsbs.bsky.social
Florida will allow TEENJUS to thrive but not the Gators.
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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 13/04/2025
This led me to Google and why does Jeff Demps have such good SEO?
Google results for “UF Running Back” which features two UF Roster pages and Jeff Demps’ Wikipedia page as the top three results.
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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 29/03/2025
A hand that god forgot hitting the “Hooting,” “Hollering,” and “Howling” buttons on a soda machine.
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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 26/02/2025
Is there a subscription where I can hear @jasonkirk.fyi and @hollyanderson.bsky.social discuss synergies for this card.
RIP to the rice man
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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 20/02/2025
Behold the Department of the Interior
Vince Wilfork, statesman and king
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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 15/02/2025
Hooting, hollering, howling
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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 13/02/2025
Not to be confused with Italian 3K.
Il grande drago
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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 10/02/2025
@isaacklee.bsky.social and @netw3rk.bsky.social are the only people equipped to speak to this moment in Chiefs history.
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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 30/01/2025
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist. Huge for me. Brain gonna be so much better now.
Bob Balaban looking cozy.
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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 25/01/2025
A list of four movies and their star ratings:
The Wild Robot - 4 stars
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade - 4.5 stars
The Truman Show - 5 stars
Fly Me To The Moon - A very generous 2.5 stars
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