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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 01/10/2026

@travismcelroy.bsky.social using "What If God Was One Of Us" as the basis for the #TheZoneCast Providence theme song may be the most up-my-alley joke of all time.

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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 26/09/2026

The only upside for him is he wasn't awake to feel when his spine got realigned.

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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

this angle and the still shot at the end absolutely fried me 🤣

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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 19/09/2026

They need a steadying hand on the tiller. Someone who can field a stout defense and has head coaching experience in the state of South Carolina. The DC at Texas checks all those boxes...

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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 19/09/2026

Like checking the lock on a crypt or did you actually get to relive the good news?

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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 16/09/2026

Every kid is different, but I don't think she's ready for it. It's all a judgment call but as a point of reference, she was fine with Jurassic Park but I think Gremlins would wreck her for weeks.

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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 16/09/2026

I'm exceedingly loose with what I let my kids watch (by modern standards, I just go "would my dad have shown me this at this age" and the answer is usually yes) but I just had this out with my 8-year-old because her older cousins love the show.

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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 12/09/2026

Just checked my calendar and was gobsmacked to find this happening on Scott Frost Day, of all days.

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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 12/09/2026

If the #Gators score 100, we get to appropriate Campbell's "Roll humps" football catchphrase as our own.

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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 10/09/2026

Kevin Federline-of-scrimmage

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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 09/09/2026

Going to pass next preseason doing this...

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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 08/09/2026

Schiano is letting Bobby Petrino author his sound bites again.

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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 08/09/2026

This episode of ACC After Dark is called "The Night The Lights Went Out Near Georgia."

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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 08/09/2026

The Carrier Dome doesn't have AC. Not to be outdone, Doak Campbell has neither AC nor DC.

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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 08/09/2026

They've only had electricity in Tallahassee for like 6 years. We can't give them shit for some growing pains.

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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 07/09/2026

This is basically The Fabelmans.

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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 02/09/2026

🎶Bang, Bang, Adam Silver's Hammer came down on Ballmer's head🎶

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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 01/09/2026

My dad took me opening weekend, at age 5, and one of my earliest memories is being able to hear (what I would soon discover was) this scene through the wall from the next theater and being confounded that anything could be so loud.

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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 30/08/2026

Time to lock in, Aggies. My lifetime New Mexico St. fandom has been leading to the next 2 quarters. Do it for the Wonder Dog. Do it for the Tortugas. Do it for whatever city we're in.

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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 30/08/2026

Hide your wives. Hide your waiters. The juice is loose again in LA.

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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 29/08/2026

What are we doing? Who is this for? Why are they dressed alike?

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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 29/08/2026

Florida

like no one has ever been arrested before.

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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 29/08/2026

This insane bit of letter replacement feels correlated to @celebrityhottub.bsky.social's excellent essay on numerosymbology in the latest Turfman's Almanac.

A decal on the back of a Lexus SUV reading "I Love Lexus of Winter Park" wherein the O and V in Lexus are replaced by the Lexus symbol (a stylized L inside a circle) and a heart, respectively.

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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 26/08/2026

Trot Nixon truly a trailblazer

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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 26/08/2026

Did they announce this on the day you recorded your final @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social as a tribute or an admission of guilt?

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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 16/08/2026

He moves like the Littlest of Rascals.

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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 16/08/2026

Cherry Fries? Like from the Warrant song?

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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 14/08/2026

🎶Please stick to the mountains and the hills that you're used to🎶 Now I am off to burn down Andre Rison's house.

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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 13/08/2026

Royce Reed had a more impactful #NBA career than Royce White. #OrlandoMagic

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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 13/08/2026

We won't get that Emmy until Reacher is absentmindedly chewing on a piece of drywall during an interrogation scene.

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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 10/08/2026

I like the idea that this is like when "Barack Obama" texts me but it's this Dave. Former presidents are always checking in...

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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 09/08/2026

Donald Trump posted a graphic targeting Abdul El-Sayed and his wife, comparing them to him and Melania with the caption “Two Very Different America’s.” Here’s how El-Sayed flipped it right back on him live on CNN:

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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 09/08/2026

Pulled from an album in my phone called "dumbest shit imaginable."

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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 07/08/2026

Finally, the historically accurate Odyssey the Internet has been clamoring for

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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 07/08/2026

This sounds cool as all hell. I'll mail cash to each contributor if the haint requires.

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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 03/08/2026

They can have my car if they want. I will not encumber my pockets.

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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 31/07/2026

Chain Gang All-Stars blew my hair back. A banger.

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Cyclospora was my favorite character in The Odyssey and whatnot.

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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 28/07/2026

We, as a people, need to be embracing #sharkweek more. It could be a bastion of the monoculture we're all desperately missing.

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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 25/07/2026

Shouts to Mallory Rubin because it is, in fact, Harrison Ford in "Witness."

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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 24/07/2026

November 14th: A partially muscled skeleton stands by the perimeter fence and screams about women's college basketball parlays for thirty seconds before vanishing.

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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 24/07/2026

ACII is the only game my now-wife has ever willingly sat and watched me play. It was miraculously beautiful (for the era).

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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 20/07/2026

They certainly couldn't sell it. Not after the horrors it had seen.

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