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@redtim.bsky.social
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Your friendly neighbourhood seagull enthusiast. Overwhelmed and moderately medicated (He/him)

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Wereseagulls Scare @redtim.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Throwback spooky season pfp, for the twitter OGs
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Wereseagulls Scare @redtim.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Northern version:
A mockup of a London Underground station sign. A red rondel with a white centre. A blue bar extends horizontally across the middle with the word "London" in white capital letters. A question mark and exclamation mark have been added, along with asterisks at the beginning and end to indicate it is to be read with a shocked and slightly horrified incredulity, in the manner of a northerner responding correctly to the very notion of visiting this nation's capital.
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Wereseagulls Scare @redtim.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A fair number of corner shops with Irn Bru hoarding instead of Coke as well 😄
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Wereseagulls Scare @redtim.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Try Blackpool. We have a significant Scottish demographic for some reason. When Blackpool played a friendly against Rangers recently there were numerous families and large groups walking round town wearing both shirts.
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Wereseagulls Scare @redtim.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh yeah, absolutely. Rather than a straight-faced horror, I should probably say. I'll see if I can find the source for that, it's been a while since I saw it.
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Wereseagulls Scare @redtim.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mind you, I also thought Hereditary was dull as shit until the final act where I couldn't stop laughing, so maybe I just have a very strange reaction to Ari Aster films.
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LiLBazula 👻 🎃 @lilbazza.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fuck the racist up
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Wereseagulls Scare @redtim.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's interesting that apparently some Swedish viewers thought that Midsommar was intended to be a black comedy rather than a horror, and tbh that's kind of how I saw it too. Maybe *I'm* Swedish?
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Wereseagulls Scare @redtim.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
For real though. The RAF Fairford thing wasn't an op, but the FlyDubai hijacking 100% was. It's the dodgiest news story I think I've ever read.
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Wereseagulls Scare @redtim.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nah, calling this a false flag would give too much credit to everyone involved, this is American paranoia meets a bunch of lads on the rob for diesel, and a UK government to chicken to admit that they've made a massive mistake and have decided to double down on it instead.
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Wereseagulls Scare @redtim.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Unconfirmed rumours that "Iran rules" has been spraypainted on the tarmac at the entrance to RAF Fairford.
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Wereseagulls Scare @redtim.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Things that never happened" www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
UK believes Iran involved in RAF Fairford incident, Burnham says
The prime minister's comments come days after the suspects were released on the 'strictest possible bail conditions'.
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Wereseagulls Scare @redtim.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fucks sake. Found 'em. I'd left them by the front door so I couldn't leave without seeing them and remembering to take them. Fml
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Wereseagulls Scare @redtim.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just put my ADHD meds down somewhere, now I can't find them. The circle continues.
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Wereseagulls Scare @redtim.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah, this definitely seems to be one of those "Say a big number to impress people who don't know about it or don't take a moment to think about it" kind of things.
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Wereseagulls Scare @redtim.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Seriously. Half a million is insulting to the phrase "rookie numbers" www.theguardian.com/world/2019/j...
theguardian.com
Ethiopia plants 350m trees in a day to help tackle climate crisis
National ‘green legacy’ initiative aims to reduce environmental degradation
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Wereseagulls Scare @redtim.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How about 50 billion? www.theguardian.com/global-devel...
theguardian.com
Fifty billion trees by 2030: how Ethiopia is recruiting citizens across the country to plant, plant, plant
After losing much of its forests in recent decades, the country’s people have led the way in planting saplings across the country as part of the government’s Green Legacy Initiative
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Wereseagulls Scare @redtim.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I mean, 500,000 trees in 3 years is better than *no* trees, but isn't actually that impressive tbh.
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Wereseagulls Scare @redtim.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"These arrests were not intelligence-led" Well there's the understatement of the fucking century.
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Wereseagulls Scare @redtim.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
News sites need to stop treating Trump or the White House like a legitimate source of information. Everyone knows he just makes shit up on the spot and his press people try to bend reality to fit his ramblings. Things would go much faster, and you're insulting yourselves and us.
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Wereseagulls Scare @redtim.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Insomnia club. That's what's up.
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Wereseagulls Scare @redtim.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I wonder if US "Intelligence" has played a significant role?
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Wereseagulls Scare @redtim.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
But they can't just *say* that, cos they'd look incompetent. So they'll spin this out to the point of idiocy, muddy the waters about how it *could* have happened, before quietly brushing it under the carpet.
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Wereseagulls Scare @redtim.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
For whatever reason, the base is on high alert, to the point where armed US troops have been holding up kids at gunpoint and someone has phoned the police because they thought someone looked a bit shifty, and this has massively spiraled out of control as a result. That's how I'm reading it atm
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Wereseagulls Scare @redtim.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So basically there was no terrorist attack, was there?
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Wereseagulls Scare @redtim.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Vaguely related, but a friend of mine has recently contributed to a brutalism ghost story anthology that's out soon, and I cannot wait. brutalistghoststories.com
brutalistghoststories.com
Brutalist Ghost Stories
Brutalist Ghost Stories
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Wereseagulls Scare @redtim.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Kinda makes you proud, doesn't it?
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Wereseagulls Scare @redtim.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm absolutely in love with the fact that the inherent horror element in the latest Silent Hill game appears to be simply "Living in Britain".
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Wereseagulls Scare @redtim.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Logging into Bluesky for 5 minutes for the first time in days to discover that apparently I hate Southern working class Americans because I've never heard of some fucking song or other? Logging right back off again, hope everyone is having a lovely time!
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Wereseagulls Scare @redtim.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Well. One to think about for a while.
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Wereseagulls Scare @redtim.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Finally getting round to watching Weapons.
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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm telling you guys, you gotta put killcodes in the games you make now and hold them hostage. Day 0 patch set to automatically apply and delete everything if you aren't there to manually pause it. Go full Pandora Tomorrow. Your bosses don't know anything about coding, they can't fix it!
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Wereseagulls Scare @redtim.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My boy, this is where childhood ends.
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Wereseagulls Scare @redtim.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
He's in the first room. "Why is there so much blood everywhere?"
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Wereseagulls Scare @redtim.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It has begun.
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Wereseagulls Scare @redtim.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
He's asking me about the storyline. Fuck knows, mate, everyone's dead, and there are a lot of big trees.
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Wereseagulls Scare @redtim.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
He's had a lovely time on the character creation screen, and has created this beauty. I have watched over this process with a bittersweet enjoyment. Knowing this joy will be fleeting.
An upper body and head shot of a video game character with light grey skin, a washed-out pinkish bob and muttonchops moustache. The face is comically, even grotesquely, narrow and thin, with odd sized eyes.
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Wereseagulls Scare @redtim.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My 12yo son, an enthusiastic video gamer who is actually pretty bloody good at things like Fortnite, has asked to install Elden Ring (I think he watched a YouTuber playing it). Bless 'im.
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Sharon O'Dea @sharonodea.com · 22/09/2026
The real problem isn't that he's rich, insufferable, full of shit, or even that he's a landlord. It's the trick whereby a person's own success is presented as proof that structural constraints don't exist. “I managed it” becomes “anyone can”. “Anyone can” becomes “poverty is your own fault”.
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Wereseagulls Scare @redtim.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Slightly random question, but I don't suppose anyone on here can recommend places to eat and drink in Newton Abbot?
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Wereseagulls Scare @redtim.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Happy birthday granny, from the distant shores of sunny Blackpool!
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Wereseagulls Scare @redtim.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
BLOB FOR THE BLOB GOD
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Wereseagulls Scare @redtim.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yeah, I was fuming when I saw the state of The Shambles now, genuine cultural vandalism imo.
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Wereseagulls Scare @redtim.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Another vote for Blue Prince here, it's a game that just keeps getting deeper as you play on, and even when you "complete" it, you've somehow only just started.
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Festy 🎃 @festy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Get into a better series, stop supporting a huge fucking transphobe, and stop queueing to stand in front of some bricks. Yes I am and will be mean about it
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Wereseagulls Scare @redtim.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh god yeah. This year I have been to both York and Edinburgh and had to witness HP tourism, and it will never not revolt me.
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Wereseagulls Scare @redtim.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I genuinely don't know if the trolley is gone permanently, maybe it was being taken away for cleaning or maintenance or something, but it definitely wasn't there in that pic. Mind you, these are the same people who had an infrastructure project moved because it would have desecrated Dobbie's grave.
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Wereseagulls Scare @redtim.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's just gone out of business.
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Wereseagulls Scare @redtim.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The village of Macklemore also has a hairdressers called 'Ed Shearin'
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Hazazel @avellanabb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/avel...
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