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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 22h
NyQuil is an amaro
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
this execution by firing squad is brought to you by crypto dot com
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number one fishen man @redneckvasectomy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
- Wisley Weelis
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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i like to imagine azealia banks wrote that caption
wikipedia page for weimaraner dog breed with caption of picture reading
Short-haired bitch, two years old
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number one fishen man @redneckvasectomy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A gal so nice, they named her twice
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number one fishen man @redneckvasectomy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My brain was so fevered by the point in Primetime that the sheriff is introduced, that I thought Bokeem Woodbine was Dave Chappelle doing a bit
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David the Trifecta: Fatty, Beardo, Weirdo @coldwarhost.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It is National Poetry Day in the UK, so for my contribution, I humbly share one of my favourite poems of all time, written by Robert Florence,
BATMAN'S AFF HIS NUT
Batman's aff his nut 
Have you seen the way he cuts aboot 
Dressed up as a mad fuckin bat 
Batterin guys
I was lit at: 
"Mate, I'm worried aboot ye 
I know your ma and da died 
But everybody's ma and da dies 
And we're no aw runnin aboot 
Hookin muggers and 
Kickin psychopaths in the baws."
And that was when Batman went 
"Aye, but do ye ever feel like it?
Do you ever look at the world and feel like it?
Like having a big mad base under your hoose?
Do you ever feel like drivin a big mad motor 
that turns intae a tank?
And leatherin fuck oot of guys aw night?
Scarin the fuckin shite oot of them?"
And that was when I was lit at: 
"Aye. Fuck it. Ah dae."
And that's the Secret Origin of Robin 
and everybody else.
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number one fishen man @redneckvasectomy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
T-shirt that says I Met Booboo the Fool. She's A Woman
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number one fishen man @redneckvasectomy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Father, the Son, and Booboo the Fool
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number one fishen man @redneckvasectomy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Doug TenNapel in 1994:
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number one fishen man @redneckvasectomy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you try to prove a point by citing the Google AI summary of some shit you typed in the address bar... I'm fucking stealing something out your house!!!
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number one fishen man @redneckvasectomy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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number one fishen man @redneckvasectomy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think electroswing solidly set back the genre at least another hundred years
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number one fishen man @redneckvasectomy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Real
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number one fishen man @redneckvasectomy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Exhaust valve for an infinitely large internal combustion engine
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Frasier Crane doing his radio show from what looks like Balmora from Morrowind next to a big stilt strider
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Pete Stewart 🏳️‍🌈 @petestewart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cal Kestis and Dylan Faden go to the same poncho store.
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number one fishen man @redneckvasectomy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
caves of qud
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number one fishen man @redneckvasectomy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The most visceral part of CONTROL Resonant is Dylan running around with his dogs out in NYC. Put some dang shoes on! You're gonna get a yeast infection!
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number one fishen man @redneckvasectomy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Bout 45 extra large Domino's pepperoni pizzas
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number one fishen man @redneckvasectomy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Just received word that the best pizza in town is closing imminently
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number one fishen man @redneckvasectomy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Current projections indicate we will achieve UBI entirely through data privacy settlements by 2055
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number one fishen man @redneckvasectomy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
(Whisper.) "Are air fryers bourgeois?"
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nat alison @tesseralis.site · 10/09/2026
the Programs are rewritten in React and becoming Websites. the Websites are ported over to Swift and becoming Apps. the Apps are adding achievements and becoming Games. the Games are filled with numbers and becoming Spreadsheets. and the Spreadsheets? they're adding automation and becoming Programs.
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number one fishen man @redneckvasectomy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oops! All Cognitohazards
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
my demon brain just said "he's on them glippies" instead of "he is taking a GLP-1" love this for me
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
headphone's bluetooth names be like AB13X AUDIO and Blasimo-2
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number one fishen man @redneckvasectomy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Anything's a mass driver if you throw it hard enough
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number one fishen man @redneckvasectomy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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number one fishen man @redneckvasectomy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
~11 years between Brood War and SC2. It'll be 14 between the last expansion of SC2 and this game. Gonna have to wheel Tychus out of the retirement home to announce the release
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number one fishen man @redneckvasectomy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
(NOT CLICKBAIT)
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number one fishen man @redneckvasectomy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Doc why are you presenting this case from a found footage documentary
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number one fishen man @redneckvasectomy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
RIP Vile Tat
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number one fishen man @redneckvasectomy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Bofa deez spherical harmonics
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number one fishen man @redneckvasectomy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
We gotta go back in time and stop the Oblivion horse armor guy
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number one fishen man @redneckvasectomy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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number one fishen man @redneckvasectomy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Really nice to look at, tho. But I won't be farming buzzard asses for one of the 63 possible item capacity upgrades that require them
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number one fishen man @redneckvasectomy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Game is bloated as hell, more dinosaurs but they all kind of do the same charge attack. More weapons and armor but upgrades are unclear. Skill system muddy and unsatisfying to progress. Story and characters completely forgettable. World is bigger but i feel less inclined to explore it than H:ZD
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number one fishen man @redneckvasectomy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Finally playing through horizon forbidden west, really cannot believe there would be any contention that elden ring won goty in 2022 instead of this
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number one fishen man @redneckvasectomy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Sorry nice to meet you
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number one fishen man @redneckvasectomy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Do NOT try the Jakarta Method
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number one fishen man @redneckvasectomy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
You've heard of the Grapefruit Method, now try the Clam Chowder Bread Bowl Method
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number one fishen man @redneckvasectomy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Finally. Roku City
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number one fishen man @redneckvasectomy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"The Road Runner can not harm the Coyote except by going 'beep beep', therefore the Road Runner must never make a management decision." IBM, 1979
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number one fishen man @redneckvasectomy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
NapsterGPT
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number one fishen man @redneckvasectomy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Gotta check out FROM. Season 1 and 2 are really fun, esp if you watched LOST
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number one fishen man @redneckvasectomy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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number one fishen man @redneckvasectomy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Finally. Gordian Labyrinth
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number one fishen man @redneckvasectomy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Man there's no good websites left huh
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number one fishen man @redneckvasectomy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Pre-AI games selling for hundreds of dollars, like sunken ship steel not exposed to the atom bomb
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