iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster

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Jordan Watson @redmage138.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Sad Panthers fan is inescapable

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy

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Bryan Mac @bryanmac.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Sometimes you gotta kick your quarterback in the junk. For luck.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

i can quickly and effortlessly solve puzzles intended for two-year-olds

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Hockey Out of Context Loves Canada @nhloutofcontext.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If Brady knew how to read, he would be so mad.

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Handles a fork like a fucking shovel (complimentary)

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

honestly this is pro-level mime work, this is "I am peeing with a penis of length and exact heft in a reckless fashion"

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 26/09/2026

tbf if I ever married someone this cringe, it would be a mercy killing

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Pablo Torre @pablo.show · 26/09/2026

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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026

Legion Of Terra-Cotta Mouseketeers Found Beneath Disney World theonion.com/legion-of-terra-cotta-…

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Mr. Moo Sky @bricebowl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Disable gambling ads:

Discord Settings. "Sponsored Content" button is pressed

Sponsored Content settings. "Manage Sponsored Content" button is pressed

Manage Sponsored Content settings. "Real Money Gambling" radio switch is "off" (disables gambling content)

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Jordan Watson @redmage138.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Hot take, Iger was a net negative for the company

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 24/08/2024

My brother is in a touring hardcore band and just arrived at his venue for today

[photo of a punk venue with Statler and Waldorf puppets in their own little nook]
TEXT: I cannot mess up any songs tonight

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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/09/2026

Savannah Bananas Commemorate 9/11 With Solemn ‘Macarena’ Performance theonion.com/savannah-bananas-comme…

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

drew lock

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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

???? READ ALT TEXT - dashare.zone ADMIN

A SKLETEAN WHO CANT REMEMBER WHAT THERE SUPPOSE TO BE DOING , AT WORK , AT HOME, IN A GAME, DOSENT MATTER, HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSE TO KEEP EVERYTHING STRAIGHT, EVERY DAY 10 THINGS YOU SHOULD DO AUTOMATICALLY AND 10 NEW THINGS YOU HAVE TO FIT IN YOUR DAY TOO, AND NOW A GUY IN TOWN WANT'S ME TO GO TO SOME OTHER AREA AND RETRIVE AN ITEM FOR HIM???? AND IDK THE GUY AND IDK WHY HE WANTS ME TO DO IT????? HE LOOKED AT MY DUMB ASS AND SAID THIS IS THE GUY TO FIND A MYSTERIOUS AMULET IN THE WOODS AND BRING IT BACK TO HIM , WHY WOULDENT I KEEP IT? DOES HE JUST THINK IM TO STUPID TO STEAL THE AMULET? WHAT COULD HE PAY ME THAT WOULD BE WORTH MORE THEN A AMULET????? ANY WAY DA TEXT "I FORGOT WHAT MY FUCKEN QUEST WAS, PROBLY SOME TREASURE? FORCED TO FIGHT RATS EVEN THOUGH ITS THERE CAVE, RETURN AN ITEM TO A GUY OR A PRINCESS? A GUY I DONT KNOW WHATS ME TO KILL A SECOND GUY I DONT KNOW? GREAT A STEARCASE THAT GOES DOWN TO A HARDER LEVEL " AND THATS ONE MORE THING I DONT CARE WHAT KIND OF FANTASTY WORLD IM IN ,DO NOT ASK ME TO KILL ANOTHER GUY, THE BEST FANTASY I HAVE IS KILLING NO GUYS, THE WORST NIGHTMARES I HAVE ARE WHEN I HAVE TO FIGHT A GUY, ALL I WANT IS 1 FUCKEN QUEST WHERE I CAN JUST BEAT SOMEONE AT CARD'S AND THEN I GET THE ITEM I WANT, ITS NOT REALISTIC TO ASK ME TO COMMIT ACTS THAT CHANGE MY LIFE FOREVER JUST TO PROGRESS A STORY , AND AFTER ALL THAT I DONT EVEN OWN THE FUCKEN VIDEO GAME? THERE SAYING I HAVE A LICENSE TO PLAY IT BUT I DONT OWN IT?????? THIS IS THE LAST ADVENTURE I GO ON - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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Jordan Watson @redmage138.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Can't imagine why they'd want to tank their stock price during a buyback 🤔

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RJ City @rjcity.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Everyone in Scotland has a long ass.

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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

GET READY - dashare.zone ADMIN

A SKLETON SERFIN THE WAVE'S OF LIFE "DID YOU JUST SHOW INTEREST IN A TOPIC I"M OBSESSED WITH?????" - GET READY TO HEAR SOME FUCKEN INFORMATION ABOUT THIS SHIT , HOPE YOUR NOT GOING ANY WHERE FOR AT LEAST 20 MINUTE'S , - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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Pablo Torre @pablo.show · 24/08/2026

P.S.

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The Nerdskull @nerdskull.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Daily reminder that “porn addiction” is not a real thing, and is an invention of the far-right, which they use to demonize both the healthy usage of porn, and to call for censorship of LGBTQ speech. Anyone who supports the idea of “porn addiction” is legitimizing that and all it entiails.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

you know, there is precedent for completely deactivating this franchise and restarting it in a couple years with completely new guys

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Micah @rincewind.run · 14/08/2026

this is even easier as a consumer, there is so much stuff out there to watch and play and read that you'll never get to all of it, there's no reason whatsoever to give her your eyeballs you may have liked it when you were younger, I did, but it's the easiest thing in the world to let go

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Micah @rincewind.run · 14/08/2026

this is the correct response to anything Potter-related no "I personally disagree with her but I'm going to do it anyway" it's a hard no, end of story

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

before i became a parent i’d always roll my eyes at people who insisted that their kid was getting larger over time, but now i get it. my kid is almost two years old now and i would bet money that he’s bigger than he was when he was born

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Mike Bithell @mikebithell.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Videogame CEOs, consider the exciting opportunities afforded you by shutting the fuck up.

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Jordan Watson @redmage138.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

The only thing that's 4 life is the NWO, brother

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

AI Guy Asks AI To Help Him Read Difficult Books

4 panel comic

Panel 1: Orange Guy holds up book and says “I’m gonna read a book”

Panel 2: Orange Guy looks at book cover and says “hmmmmm”

Panel 3: Orange Guy types a query into his phone

Panel 4: Close up on phone screen reveals AI responding with “a chocolate factory is a factory made of chocolate”

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

it’s obvious to me that the nfl is planning another season this year. “bUt tHeY aLrEaDy hAd a sEaSoN lASt yEaR!” i know. they’re doing another one

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

i'm about to go run some errands so i probably won't be posting around here as much for the next hour or so. i'm also sorry i didn't post anything last night between midnight and 7 am. i'll be totally honest with you, i just fell asleep

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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Salem Brought a Guillotine To Oppose New Data Center. Company Reps Left, Feeling "Unsafe". Salem rich trials. 🔥🔥🔥

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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/08/2026

Man Came To Funeral Straight From Work

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Holt @holtarna.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Hey kids wanna see a dead body?

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Tolarian Community College @tolariancommunitycollege.com · 01/08/2026

I fucking hate AI almost as much as I hate the sniveling asshole billionaires and shithole corporations who have all forced it into every conceivable spot in our lives. It literally makes everything worse and it makes us worse and I fucking hate it.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/07/2026

Nephew Whacking The Hell Out Of Tree Trunk With Stick

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Pablo Torre @pablo.show · 27/07/2026

BREAKING: In addition to the Mike Lombardi HR matter, the University of North Carolina football team is also being investigated by the College Sports Commission — the entity which handles compliance and enforcement of NCAA and NIL rules.

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