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revolution sixsmith 🔱📚⏳✴️🚯 @redbrjan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

He reminds of It's Always Sunny when they do a joke about how Dennis looks awful without all his makeup and cosmetics

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revolution sixsmith 🔱📚⏳✴️🚯 @redbrjan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

But seriously, why is Elon Musk shaped like that? I'm genuinely curious

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revolution sixsmith 🔱📚⏳✴️🚯 @redbrjan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I've been getting ads for this reactionary anti-French Revolution movie for months, I'm fucking exhausted

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revolution sixsmith 🔱📚⏳✴️🚯 @redbrjan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I love in The Simpsons how Bart's always down to show off his Cockney accent

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I work at the newspaper and just wrote The Great Awokening is over, I’m both 79 and 12 years old and make 260,000 dollars a year from a man who sent Katy Perry into space on a rocket ship. As you can see, everyone else is the problem.

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revolution sixsmith 🔱📚⏳✴️🚯 @redbrjan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I am fucking sick and tired of people facetiming in public

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Accelerationism is inherently based.

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revolution sixsmith 🔱📚⏳✴️🚯 @redbrjan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The bi men discourse on Twitter is driving me crazy If you're a straight woman complaining about bi men you seriously need to rethink your priorities lmfao

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gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 24/09/2026

an altruistic testicle is a nard do well

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revolution sixsmith 🔱📚⏳✴️🚯 @redbrjan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I had to throw out Greek pita bread I bought *today* because it had mold on it, I am going to drag RFK Jr into hell myself

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revolution sixsmith 🔱📚⏳✴️🚯 @redbrjan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Nobody should have to tolerate being lectured by somebody named Tommy fucking Tuberville

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revolution sixsmith 🔱📚⏳✴️🚯 @redbrjan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

One of my favorite memories of the summer I lived in East Lansing was getting to try Panda Express for the first time

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revolution sixsmith 🔱📚⏳✴️🚯 @redbrjan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

My most Michigan o secure claim to fame is that my sister's bf is an audio guy for Eminem's daughter's podcast

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revolution sixsmith 🔱📚⏳✴️🚯 @redbrjan.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Post from user @/47jessyka which reads "I hate men with an attitude. ur pussy not better than mine" quote tweeted by user @/silkshirtt with "u don't know that"

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revolution sixsmith 🔱📚⏳✴️🚯 @redbrjan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

God a transcontinental train trip would be so fun

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revolution sixsmith 🔱📚⏳✴️🚯 @redbrjan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I'm Bugs Bunnymaxxing, I'm replacing all the salty snack foods in my life with carrots

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revolution sixsmith 🔱📚⏳✴️🚯 @redbrjan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

You can say a lot about Bluesky, but I do actually really like the automatic numbering of threads

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revolution sixsmith 🔱📚⏳✴️🚯 @redbrjan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Pretty bummed to learn that one pic of the casino taking bets on who shot Mr. Burns isn't real

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revolution sixsmith 🔱📚⏳✴️🚯 @redbrjan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

It's terrifying how easy it is to start living life on autopilot

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revolution sixsmith 🔱📚⏳✴️🚯 @redbrjan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Have finished 16 books so far this year out of a goal of 54

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

what you’re missing is that guys are a structural problem

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revolution sixsmith 🔱📚⏳✴️🚯 @redbrjan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

This Ed Sheeran thing is fucking hilarious, it's just such an unforced error Macklemore's whole thing hasn't really changed over the years, how did you not expect this to come up?

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revolution sixsmith 🔱📚⏳✴️🚯 @redbrjan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

This Mitch McConnell thing is a warning from the universe not to get our hopes up for when It finally Happens

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revolution sixsmith 🔱📚⏳✴️🚯 @redbrjan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Whatever else you can say about Woke 1.0, they did a lot to popularize snapping your fingers instead of clapping

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revolution sixsmith 🔱📚⏳✴️🚯 @redbrjan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I'll be honest, I genuinely did not expect him to be close-to-life enough for them to let the public see

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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I should have posted this on Labor Day.

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the polish language has 75 words for onion and no word for job

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footjob, rimjob, pitjob, blowjob... english reduces all the greatest acts of physical intimacy down to exploitation of labor. in polish we call blowjobs “making ice cream" because they are tasty treats made with care and love. the american mind cannot comprehend this

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revolution sixsmith 🔱📚⏳✴️🚯 @redbrjan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Never put yourself in a position to get shown up by Macklemore

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Todd Alcott @toddalcott.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

In other news, please look at this photo of a 16-year-old Willem Dafoe playing Charlie Brown in a production of You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown.

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revolution sixsmith 🔱📚⏳✴️🚯 @redbrjan.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

We unironically need more of our young men to start fibermaxxing

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revolution sixsmith 🔱📚⏳✴️🚯 @redbrjan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Happy 10th everybody! The line between clever rebuttal and thought terminating cliché can only be determined from the context in which it's used, not the image itself in a vacuum

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revolution sixsmith 🔱📚⏳✴️🚯 @redbrjan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Hearing it get just a tiny bit louder and clearer each time hits so good

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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Can't believe it's been 9 years.

Ted Cruz liked a Cory Chase threesome stepmom scene on 9/11/2017.

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revolution sixsmith 🔱📚⏳✴️🚯 @redbrjan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

"You there, boy! What day is today?" "Why, Kirkmas day!"

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revolution sixsmith 🔱📚⏳✴️🚯 @redbrjan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Vince Staples seems like a very irritating human being

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