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revolution sixsmith 🔱📚⏳✴️🚯

@redbrjan.bsky.social
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He/him/his | Zillenial | Low-key autistic | Giving everybody here the cracker pass | ♟️ 🎳🥋

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revolution sixsmith 🔱📚⏳✴️🚯 @redbrjan.bsky.social · 4h
If somebody calls me corny, I should be allowed to behead them in the town square
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revolution sixsmith 🔱📚⏳✴️🚯 @redbrjan.bsky.social · 7h
Should probably make a serious attempt to bulk up this winter, especially because it'd be the perfect excuse to eat lots of cartoonishly oversized sandwiches
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 12h
I worry we're going backwards on the idea that autism means you have an "extreme male brain" because guys like Altman and Musk are so prominent when in reality the reason they act/talk like that is because they openly don't think other humans are real and are also on horse-killing amounts of drugs.
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 15h
i resent how there's a stable of a couple dozen dudes whose whole thing is 'has a racist blog' & they regularly get mainstream newspaper and magazine profiles. i have trouble keeping track of them all, i'm like 'what did he do again' & check his wikipedia & it's ah, has a racist blog, that's all
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revolution sixsmith 🔱📚⏳✴️🚯 @redbrjan.bsky.social · 8h
Every Dem politician who's willing to throw trans people under the bus is going to eat shit and accomplish nothing besides making it even easier for Republicans to win It'd be deeply satisfying to watch if the stakes weren't so dire
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revolution sixsmith 🔱📚⏳✴️🚯 @redbrjan.bsky.social · 12h
God I bet it felt so good posting from a Blackberry
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revolution sixsmith 🔱📚⏳✴️🚯 @redbrjan.bsky.social · 12h
Anybody know any good books set in or about New Mexico?
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revolution sixsmith 🔱📚⏳✴️🚯 @redbrjan.bsky.social · 12h
Held Up at the bank, and not in the fun way
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revolution sixsmith 🔱📚⏳✴️🚯 @redbrjan.bsky.social · 12h
What if I larped as a half-Russian, half-Japanese techno-industrial artist?
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revolution sixsmith 🔱📚⏳✴️🚯 @redbrjan.bsky.social · 12h
Detroit has a pretty cool downtown, I should hang out here more often
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revolution sixsmith 🔱📚⏳✴️🚯 @redbrjan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I understand you can't spend life looking forward to the weekend but man I'm really bored and all I'm thinking about is the weekend
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revolution sixsmith 🔱📚⏳✴️🚯 @redbrjan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This fucking sucks, man
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National Day Calendar @nationaldaycalendar.com · 06/10/2026
Contrary to popular belief, orange wine doesn't taste like orange. It gets its color from the way the white grapes are fermented! Have you ever tried orange wine? 🥂🧡 #NationalOrangeWineDay #NationalDayCalendar nationaldaycalendar.com/celebration…
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revolution sixsmith 🔱📚⏳✴️🚯 @redbrjan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I still like sushi but I need waaay more practice before I can attempt eating with chopsticks in public
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revolution sixsmith 🔱📚⏳✴️🚯 @redbrjan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Decolonial guy who learns karate as part of a plan to help the Ryukyu Islands regain their rightful independence from Japan
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revolution sixsmith 🔱📚⏳✴️🚯 @redbrjan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I want to say that I wish humans could hibernate, but I know that if we did, I would probably end up trying to stay awake through the whole winter just to be different
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 02/10/2026
Butterbutt. An older comic.
A four-panel comic titled "yellow-rumped warbler poem". In panel 1, a yellow-rumped warbler stands on a branch in a late autumn scene, and says "Fall is here." In panel 2, the warbler watches a brown leaf fall to the ground, and says "Winter's near." In panel 3, the warbler faces the viewer as brown leaves fall, and says "Need some cheer?" In panel 4, the warbler is showing its luminous yellow rump, and cheerfully says "See my rear."
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revolution sixsmith 🔱📚⏳✴️🚯 @redbrjan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Seafood tacos hate to see me coming
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revolution sixsmith 🔱📚⏳✴️🚯 @redbrjan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hot sauce on pierogis is pretty good
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revolution sixsmith 🔱📚⏳✴️🚯 @redbrjan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He reminds of It's Always Sunny when they do a joke about how Dennis looks awful without all his makeup and cosmetics
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revolution sixsmith 🔱📚⏳✴️🚯 @redbrjan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
.png displaying results of the 12 axes political app, 12axes.vercel.app. The ideology is democratic socialism, the most compatible politician is Brazilian activist and minister Guilherme Boulos, and the most similar country is Allende's Chile
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revolution sixsmith 🔱📚⏳✴️🚯 @redbrjan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
But seriously, why is Elon Musk shaped like that? I'm genuinely curious
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revolution sixsmith 🔱📚⏳✴️🚯 @redbrjan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I've been getting ads for this reactionary anti-French Revolution movie for months, I'm fucking exhausted
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revolution sixsmith 🔱📚⏳✴️🚯 @redbrjan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I love in The Simpsons how Bart's always down to show off his Cockney accent
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I work at the newspaper and just wrote The Great Awokening is over, I’m both 79 and 12 years old and make 260,000 dollars a year from a man who sent Katy Perry into space on a rocket ship. As you can see, everyone else is the problem.
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revolution sixsmith 🔱📚⏳✴️🚯 @redbrjan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Therapist appointment went well today
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revolution sixsmith 🔱📚⏳✴️🚯 @redbrjan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am fucking sick and tired of people facetiming in public
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revolution sixsmith 🔱📚⏳✴️🚯 @redbrjan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
God I'm jealous
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Accelerationism is inherently based.
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revolution sixsmith 🔱📚⏳✴️🚯 @redbrjan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"I'm not biphobic, I just think bisexual men are all dirty disgusting cheaters who are going to give me AIDS!" "WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME BIPHOBIC!? THAT'S COERCION!!"
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revolution sixsmith 🔱📚⏳✴️🚯 @redbrjan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The bi men discourse on Twitter is driving me crazy If you're a straight woman complaining about bi men you seriously need to rethink your priorities lmfao
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revolution sixsmith 🔱📚⏳✴️🚯 @redbrjan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Gave Primetime 4/5 on Letterboxd
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revolution sixsmith 🔱📚⏳✴️🚯 @redbrjan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I need to stop letting myself get ragebaited
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gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 24/09/2026
an altruistic testicle is a nard do well
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revolution sixsmith 🔱📚⏳✴️🚯 @redbrjan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Getting into John Woo movies
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revolution sixsmith 🔱📚⏳✴️🚯 @redbrjan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I had to throw out Greek pita bread I bought *today* because it had mold on it, I am going to drag RFK Jr into hell myself
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revolution sixsmith 🔱📚⏳✴️🚯 @redbrjan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I should learn how to make gyros 🥙
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revolution sixsmith 🔱📚⏳✴️🚯 @redbrjan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nobody should have to tolerate being lectured by somebody named Tommy fucking Tuberville
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revolution sixsmith 🔱📚⏳✴️🚯 @redbrjan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
One of my favorite memories of the summer I lived in East Lansing was getting to try Panda Express for the first time
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revolution sixsmith 🔱📚⏳✴️🚯 @redbrjan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My most Michigan o secure claim to fame is that my sister's bf is an audio guy for Eminem's daughter's podcast
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revolution sixsmith 🔱📚⏳✴️🚯 @redbrjan.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Post from user @/47jessyka which reads "I hate men with an attitude. ur pussy not better than mine" quote tweeted by user @/silkshirtt with "u don't know that"
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revolution sixsmith 🔱📚⏳✴️🚯 @redbrjan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Image of Uncle Junior from The Sopranos, wearing a suit and an oxygen nose tube, captioned "It sounds like Nazi Germany to me"
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revolution sixsmith 🔱📚⏳✴️🚯 @redbrjan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Pearls before swine
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revolution sixsmith 🔱📚⏳✴️🚯 @redbrjan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Post from user @/treydayway which reads, "What goes viral online goes by too fast. I still want to talk about that old man that got flipped up by that bison"
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revolution sixsmith 🔱📚⏳✴️🚯 @redbrjan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Post from @/quirked_up_anzu qrting their own post which reads, "Farting away a tummy ache low-key feels better than cumming." The art reads, "I almost got hit by a bus a few minutes after posting this, this could've been the last thing I ever wrote"
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revolution sixsmith 🔱📚⏳✴️🚯 @redbrjan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
God a transcontinental train trip would be so fun
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revolution sixsmith 🔱📚⏳✴️🚯 @redbrjan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
GodDAAAMN
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revolution sixsmith 🔱📚⏳✴️🚯 @redbrjan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm Bugs Bunnymaxxing, I'm replacing all the salty snack foods in my life with carrots
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revolution sixsmith 🔱📚⏳✴️🚯 @redbrjan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You can say a lot about Bluesky, but I do actually really like the automatic numbering of threads
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revolution sixsmith 🔱📚⏳✴️🚯 @redbrjan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
my mistake, it's the #1 cause of cancer deaths in men under 50
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