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Reboot *^~<|o__o|>~^*

@reboot.bsky.social
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Legendary Internet Rando | He/Him | PNW | LGBTQIA+| Emotional Support Bully for Furries | Worst Government Ever

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Reboot *^~<|o__o|>~^* @reboot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ever farted, and then a few moments later your cat got up and left the room? Doesn't it feel like you won somehow?
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Reboot *^~<|o__o|>~^* @reboot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I just became a fan of a band called Anime Titties. This sucks. Now I'm going to have to be more specific every time I say I fuckin' love Anime Titties.
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Reboot *^~<|o__o|>~^* @reboot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love that Amazon uses discreet shipping boxes and whatnot, but could you extend that to your app's notifications? Getting a giant 'YOUR BALLGAG (RUBBER, BREATHING-FRIENDLY) HAS ARRIVED with two other items' pop-up at the top of my phone screen when I'm showing someone a Tiktok was funny, but
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Reboot *^~<|o__o|>~^* @reboot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
first person to refer to AI as SI in my presence is getting punched in the fucking face.
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Reboot *^~<|o__o|>~^* @reboot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tricked the whole world into looking at picture books to try to find him. Waldo a fuckin' genius
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Reboot *^~<|o__o|>~^* @reboot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
CNN, you bitch-made bitch-owned hollowed out husk of a network, the fuck do you mean 'appears to'? He straight up FUCKED UP and deserves to be laughed out of office and preferably out of politics entirely, along with everyone else in his cowardly thieving party of rape enthusiasts.
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Reboot *^~<|o__o|>~^* @reboot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Did you use my bronzer on your toenails?"
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Reboot *^~<|o__o|>~^* @reboot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This would be way funnier if news outlets had the balls to call it what it was across the entire spectrum of media Unfortunately we live in the United States in 2026, our government is intimidating all our news outlets while too busy actively looting us of everything we have + our futures
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Matt McMuscles @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We actually don't hate this administration enough
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Reboot *^~<|o__o|>~^* @reboot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Whoever can move the decimal point one slot to the left in the price of GLP-1's can have my vote 150-500 a month for shit 1 out of 8 americans are on and nobody's running out of is fucking ludicrous, there's no way they still couldn't have huge profits if it was 15-50 a month
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Reboot *^~<|o__o|>~^* @reboot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hawley is such a piece of shit. (watching Jack Smith testify before these clowns against my better judgment)
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Reboot *^~<|o__o|>~^* @reboot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Hello, I am a doctor trying to help you continue to live. I am prescribing you this drug that will absolutely help with that. It costs more per month than your groceries and electricity bills combined, because your insurance doesn't think it's necessary. On the bright side, I still get paid."
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Reboot *^~<|o__o|>~^* @reboot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I can't fucking believe Pac passed away. I LITERALLY just watched him wrestle. He was absolutely incredible. He will be missed. #AEW
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Reboot *^~<|o__o|>~^* @reboot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I would like a very cheap and reliable electric vehicle, and for everybody to be able to get one. Sucks that I'm not Chinese I guess, or in a country that takes threats to the environment seriously.
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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
hell yeah found my old GitSe edit
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Reboot *^~<|o__o|>~^* @reboot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ATTENTION SHOPPERS! Things other people do that you don't understand aren't always fetishes. You just know that YOU jerk off a lot to some seriously degenerate shit, and you're projecting. Sometimes people are happy and fine with being a little weird.
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Reboot *^~<|o__o|>~^* @reboot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I really don't understand why anyone would vote for someone endorsed by people who get punched in the head for a living
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Tweet from Ray (@SirEviscerate):

You sneak into my office and see a ship in a bottle. Looking closer, you see tiny crewmembers screaming for help. I'm suddenly behind you.
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John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Reboot *^~<|o__o|>~^* @reboot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Would it be strange to ask a locksmith to make you like 100 copies of one specific small key, all altered slightly so that they won't work? Asking for a sadist
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ursiday @ursiday.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm so excited about the newly described Leopardus tilcayo #cats
Digital illustration of a Leopardus tilcayo with two images of the cat in profile and in a crouched pose
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Reboot *^~<|o__o|>~^* @reboot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Josh Allen looks fucking unstoppable this year. He's not going to keep getting away with it, but through two games, he's had all the little mistakes he's made swallowed up by good teammate play and has been set loose to terrorize even great defenses.
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Holodeck Four @holodeckfour.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Dance magic pants
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Top 5 fails from my first book, “Failure.” My latest book, "Fun," hits Kickstarter Sept 22! Go to ✨ mrlovensteinpresents.com ✨ and I'll let you know when it drops and hook you up with a FREE enamel pin.
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Reboot *^~<|o__o|>~^* @reboot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
lol, good
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Reboot *^~<|o__o|>~^* @reboot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"I'm bumpin' Thrift Shop for Palestine" Reality continues making the imaginary seem mundane, almost tame by comparison in this evil-governed world
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
*is born* Well, this is awkward *dies eventually* That was weird
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Reboot *^~<|o__o|>~^* @reboot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"I'm bumpin' Thrift Shop for Palestine" Reality continues making the imaginary seem mundane, almost tame by comparison in this evil-governed world
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Reboot *^~<|o__o|>~^* @reboot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Just saw Boys Go To Jupiter live. Tremendous band, check them out, they wail
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Reboot *^~<|o__o|>~^* @reboot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Week 1 NFL Thoughts: -Haha, suck it Patriots! -Sonny Styles is going to be a Problem. -The Bears just scored again, somehow. -All nightmares end, Cleveland. Eventually. Maybe. -Bills offense hung 36 on the Texans! But allowed 31... hrm.... -Fuck Seattle for letting K9 go to KC! Fools! -lol, Cowboys
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Reboot *^~<|o__o|>~^* @reboot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
(opens a new post, scrolls through several folders of images for half an hour for something to post, clicks cancel because all hope is lost)
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Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
One reason trans folks feel adrift given Republican ads on trans people and Democrats going on defense is that unlike a lot of other “out groups,” they lack the political capital of other marginalized groups. There is not an advocacy group on the scale of the NAACP or the NOW for trans people
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Kitsun8_ @kitsun8.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
In a sea of sunflowers 🌻💛
My OC Alice in a field of sunflowers, originally drawn on July 21
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Reboot *^~<|o__o|>~^* @reboot.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I don't think we're all equipped to really fathom just how malevolently evil the people we've let be in charge are. Like... the scope of it just causes the imagination to shut down.
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Reboot *^~<|o__o|>~^* @reboot.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"Here's something I cooked and enjoy. I'm better than you."
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 09/09/2026
tapping the sign
katie tightpussy on bluesky: being a trans woman is crazy. "yeah all my opps are billionaire pedophile rapists"
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The world is broken but the dik-dik is perfect
A wee baby dik-dik (weensiest antelope) drinking milk from a baby bottle because they are baby. This one is the babiest and makes life worth living to know they are alive. Holy fucking shit is it cute god damnThe same perfect teeniest antelope (which is a dik-dik) that's roughly 12 inches tall staring at the camera because they love you or would if they really KNEW you, the real you who is pure of heart deep down. A person's feet in slippers for scale
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Reposting this because
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Reboot *^~<|o__o|>~^* @reboot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"Macklemore faces backlash for comments at" oh kiss my entire ass, you disgusting spin doctors. Wanting Palestinians to be free rather than murdered is hardly antisemitism. Speaking out against genocide is a bad thing now? How many years has it been since Thrift Shop? This is all fucking madness.
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Reboot *^~<|o__o|>~^* @reboot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Billion dollar idea: a 90min hand-drawn PG-13 animated movie that is 6 different archtypes of gay male anthro furry-bait characters living together in a big city apartment, focusing entirely the slice of life of their wholly mutual pre-polycule sexual tension. Srsly this would make so much money
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Reboot *^~<|o__o|>~^* @reboot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I somehow feel more confident I'm not racist because I don't know what "wasian" means
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Reboot *^~<|o__o|>~^* @reboot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
finally
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Reboot *^~<|o__o|>~^* @reboot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Cary, NC has no shortage of stupid people. Some of the worst drivers (and worst traffic cops) in the entire country live there.
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Reboot *^~<|o__o|>~^* @reboot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
An amazing amount of our media portrays corporate greed as the antagonistic factor in why the world abounds with injustice. Was it programming us to get used to it? Or is every episode, every movie, every song a new cry for help, a new call to rise up and put an end to it?
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Reboot *^~<|o__o|>~^* @reboot.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
How come every gemstone is sold claiming to assist with good fortune and health and calmness and whatnot? Where are the rocks you can buy that do things like make dogs more likely to piss on you, will make your shoulders fart, or get you more targeted by carjackers
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m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"create an account to continue" oh my god just fucking kill me
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Reboot *^~<|o__o|>~^* @reboot.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Attacking Iran sure made a lot of people shut the fuck up about what Russia is doing to Ukraine, or the Epstein files Bet that's not by design or anything
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Marko (Nerd and Jock Comics) @markoraassina.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Tiger run (based on a comic trend by k2comix)
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Reboot *^~<|o__o|>~^* @reboot.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
26 dollar concert ticket 10.14 convenience fee these motherfuckers I fucking swear
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