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Reboot *^~<|o__o|>~^* @reboot.bsky.social · 4h

I assume this dude is on TV because he's seen a ghost

Reboot *^~<|o__o|>~^* @reboot.bsky.social · 16h

just reply 'and you're a grifting fake president' like, what's the harm at this point? I understand that life without a job is scary, but real journalists aren't cowards

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Reboot *^~<|o__o|>~^* @reboot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

only if i can keep tryin if it doesnt work! bound to work sooner or later

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Reboot *^~<|o__o|>~^* @reboot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Guess you don't stray far from the commu-nest! *pulls up my jeans to my nipples and slams a cowboy hat on, and saunter waddles into the sunset, highfiving dads along the way*

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Reboot *^~<|o__o|>~^* @reboot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Ever farted, and then a few moments later your cat got up and left the room? Doesn't it feel like you won somehow?

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Reboot *^~<|o__o|>~^* @reboot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I just became a fan of a band called Anime Titties. This sucks. Now I'm going to have to be more specific every time I say I fuckin' love Anime Titties.

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Reboot *^~<|o__o|>~^* @reboot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I love that Amazon uses discreet shipping boxes and whatnot, but could you extend that to your app's notifications? Getting a giant 'YOUR BALLGAG (RUBBER, BREATHING-FRIENDLY) HAS ARRIVED with two other items' pop-up at the top of my phone screen when I'm showing someone a Tiktok was funny, but

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Reboot *^~<|o__o|>~^* @reboot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

lol, my misunderstanding - and yeah, fuck those guys

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Reboot *^~<|o__o|>~^* @reboot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I'm glad you've found some time to do it for youself, doing it professionally all this time has got to be a grind

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Reboot *^~<|o__o|>~^* @reboot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

every companion I've ever had in an elder scrolls game has become the person who I left in my house forever unattended to in the dark

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Reboot *^~<|o__o|>~^* @reboot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

first person to refer to AI as SI in my presence is getting punched in the fucking face.

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Reboot *^~<|o__o|>~^* @reboot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Tricked the whole world into looking at picture books to try to find him. Waldo a fuckin' genius

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Reboot *^~<|o__o|>~^* @reboot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

CNN, you bitch-made bitch-owned hollowed out husk of a network, the fuck do you mean 'appears to'? He straight up FUCKED UP and deserves to be laughed out of office and preferably out of politics entirely, along with everyone else in his cowardly thieving party of rape enthusiasts.

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Reboot *^~<|o__o|>~^* @reboot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"Did you use my bronzer on your toenails?"

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Reboot *^~<|o__o|>~^* @reboot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This would be way funnier if news outlets had the balls to call it what it was across the entire spectrum of media Unfortunately we live in the United States in 2026, our government is intimidating all our news outlets while too busy actively looting us of everything we have + our futures

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Matt McMuscles @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

We actually don't hate this administration enough

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Reboot *^~<|o__o|>~^* @reboot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Whoever can move the decimal point one slot to the left in the price of GLP-1's can have my vote 150-500 a month for shit 1 out of 8 americans are on and nobody's running out of is fucking ludicrous, there's no way they still couldn't have huge profits if it was 15-50 a month

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Reboot *^~<|o__o|>~^* @reboot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Hawley is such a piece of shit. (watching Jack Smith testify before these clowns against my better judgment)

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Reboot *^~<|o__o|>~^* @reboot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

yeah, plus extreme golden retriever isn't my favorite flavor

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Reboot *^~<|o__o|>~^* @reboot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

there was one thing that really bugged me: daughter's boyfriend surprise showing up at the mourning party with lemon squares and being surprised that he would meet her mother there. That scene was hilariously awkward but still - did he think his gf's mom wouldn't be there?

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Reboot *^~<|o__o|>~^* @reboot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"Hello, I am a doctor trying to help you continue to live. I am prescribing you this drug that will absolutely help with that. It costs more per month than your groceries and electricity bills combined, because your insurance doesn't think it's necessary. On the bright side, I still get paid."

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Reboot *^~<|o__o|>~^* @reboot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I can't fucking believe Pac passed away. I LITERALLY just watched him wrestle. He was absolutely incredible. He will be missed. #AEW

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Reboot *^~<|o__o|>~^* @reboot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I would like a very cheap and reliable electric vehicle, and for everybody to be able to get one. Sucks that I'm not Chinese I guess, or in a country that takes threats to the environment seriously.

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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

hell yeah found my old GitSe edit

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Reboot *^~<|o__o|>~^* @reboot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

ATTENTION SHOPPERS! Things other people do that you don't understand aren't always fetishes. You just know that YOU jerk off a lot to some seriously degenerate shit, and you're projecting. Sometimes people are happy and fine with being a little weird.

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Reboot *^~<|o__o|>~^* @reboot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

someone already mentioned cages and good on them, the idea of going down to the pussy eating cages and maybe some mini golf and arcade after is sending me

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Reboot *^~<|o__o|>~^* @reboot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Oof! Hope you feel better way sooner than you expect. Wish I could help!

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Reboot *^~<|o__o|>~^* @reboot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I really don't understand why anyone would vote for someone endorsed by people who get punched in the head for a living

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Reboot *^~<|o__o|>~^* @reboot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

ACME brand crotch balm for rocket burns

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Reboot *^~<|o__o|>~^* @reboot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Would it be strange to ask a locksmith to make you like 100 copies of one specific small key, all altered slightly so that they won't work? Asking for a sadist

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Reboot *^~<|o__o|>~^* @reboot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I made this same reference/joke recently and nobody got it and I was so pissed - thank you for having thought of it also

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ursiday @ursiday.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I'm so excited about the newly described Leopardus tilcayo #cats

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Reboot *^~<|o__o|>~^* @reboot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Josh Allen looks fucking unstoppable this year. He's not going to keep getting away with it, but through two games, he's had all the little mistakes he's made swallowed up by good teammate play and has been set loose to terrorize even great defenses.

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Holodeck Four @holodeckfour.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Dance magic pants

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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Top 5 fails from my first book, “Failure.” My latest book, "Fun," hits Kickstarter Sept 22! Go to ✨ mrlovensteinpresents.com ✨ and I'll let you know when it drops and hook you up with a FREE enamel pin.

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Reboot *^~<|o__o|>~^* @reboot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

max automod, and tell your mods to be very willing to delete/ban without consulting you. Slow mode your chat. If you have spam-able redeems, consider longer cooldowns. Otherwise, enjoy! It'll be fun.

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Reboot *^~<|o__o|>~^* @reboot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I hope your sisters nom on your hipbones cuz those are nommable hipbones

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Reboot *^~<|o__o|>~^* @reboot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

"I'm bumpin' Thrift Shop for Palestine" Reality continues making the imaginary seem mundane, almost tame by comparison in this evil-governed world

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

*is born* Well, this is awkward *dies eventually* That was weird

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Reboot *^~<|o__o|>~^* @reboot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

"I'm bumpin' Thrift Shop for Palestine" Reality continues making the imaginary seem mundane, almost tame by comparison in this evil-governed world

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Reboot *^~<|o__o|>~^* @reboot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Just saw Boys Go To Jupiter live. Tremendous band, check them out, they wail

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Reboot *^~<|o__o|>~^* @reboot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Week 1 NFL Thoughts: -Haha, suck it Patriots! -Sonny Styles is going to be a Problem. -The Bears just scored again, somehow. -All nightmares end, Cleveland. Eventually. Maybe. -Bills offense hung 36 on the Texans! But allowed 31... hrm.... -Fuck Seattle for letting K9 go to KC! Fools! -lol, Cowboys

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Reboot *^~<|o__o|>~^* @reboot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

(opens a new post, scrolls through several folders of images for half an hour for something to post, clicks cancel because all hope is lost)

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