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CMDR Zem

@realzem.bsky.social
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Elite: Dangerous player. Enigma. Bionicle fan. Ena enjoyer. Warrior of Light (Edel Elske@Adamantoise). Y'shtola lover. Cat dad. Part-time streamer. He/they

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Zaki Fairer | 🦎 Commissions open! ☀️ @zakifairer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sora: What is the meaning behind this?? Emet-Selch: well BOY, the muppets are a Disney ip now Miss Piggy: oh~ hi Emet Emet-Selch: hello Piggy.
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Parkrose Permaculture @parkroseperma.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is such a good point. These platforms could easily identify and delete bot accts. They don't bc capitalism: there's no financial incentive to do so.
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EpicYurianger 🏳️‍🌈 🀄️ > GWF 2026 @epicurianger.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Well. #FFXIVart #Art
Halmarut and Calyx in a homestuck fashion
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Ferret Every Hour @ferretperhour.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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Meg Syv @megsyv.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
BROKE: haha that stupid studio fired a bunch of their employees and now they have to hire them all back WOKE: boy i sure hope this whole thing wasn't a long-term cost-cutting measure to offer lower salaries for the same jobs that they can now call "entry level positions"
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Dylan Macri, Cadhla182, Commissions Open @dylanmacri.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Both of them think the white spot in the center looks like the protagonist of Katamari Damacy squiggling it's arms out.
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Simon S. Andersen @snakepixel.art · 21/09/2026
Anyway! #pixelart #ドット絵
A pixel-art scene from Street Fighter 3 Third Strike with Lottie the calico cat fighting the character Ruy. She's already cleared the first round with a no-hit perfect. Good job.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Wanderjegson @wanderjegson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Swinsuit Samus
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TBSkyen @tbskyen.com · 20/09/2026
Chat log reading: 
Vulcan Starfleet bureaucrat: Captain, welcome. I believe you wish to register your requests for your officer crew?
Captain: That's right.
V: Excellent, then let us start by discussing your First Officer...
C: Hu.
V: I'm sorry?
C: Hu.
V: Your First Officer, captain.
C: Yes. Hu.
V: The purpose of this meeting is for you to tell me that.
C: Tell you what?
V: Who you want as your First Officer.
C: Yes, that's right.
V: ... What?
C: No, Watt is going to lead Engineering, Hu is to be first officer.
V: Why do you persist in asking me this?
C: I'm not asking you, I'm telling you, Hu is my First Officer.
V: Captain, I do not know who.
C: That's all right, we'll throw a mixer and you can meet him
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SukeP(すけぴー) @monsterofsukep.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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SukeP(すけぴー) @monsterofsukep.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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swagvoid🌱 @swagvoid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
new cat dropped!!
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TBSkyen @tbskyen.com · 18/09/2026
cursed. CURSED.
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
we need more bats on here
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It’s kind of crazy that this is going to be revelatory for a lot of people while idiots who post online have known this incredibly important information for years and years at this point
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Rene @rene0elric.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Visna ヽ(*⌒▽⌒*)ノ #ffxiv
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 15/09/2026
blues: we are going to move right on trans issues because we have judged the votes of trans voters to be worthless some trans ppl: because our votes are worthless, we will not vote blues: what the fuck? you better provide your worthless votes or we all get screwed
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A man in a black suit says "Thanks for coming to the viewing." Another man says "of course Tom, I'm so sorry for your loss." He looks at the deceased and says "it's nice to see that the mortician posed Jeff per his final wishes." They both observe Jeff on a slab in the Family Guy death pose. Tom remarks "yeah, Jeff sure loved Family Guy."
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 12/09/2026
The international chess Federation banned trans women from playing women's chess. CHESS. It's not about fairness. The fairness argument is intended to radicalize people into more violent forms of transphobia.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The year is 2008. A voice emanates from the grey body paint factory saying "sales are way down since the recession." An executive brandishes a gun and says "gentlemen, it's been an honour." A voice comes from off panel and says "WAIT! Our junior ad exec came up with an idea." Andrew Hussie holds up a sign depicting one of the trolls from Homestuck.
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QTori 🍣 @qtori.art · 04/09/2026
I will add pressure to this by saying that any company that claims to not hold onto your personal data after verifying you? They're lying. Ive been nitro free since the first time they tried this, voice how you feel with your wallet people. Make them really feel that squeeze.
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Clea @friendzoo.moe · 16/09/2025
my brain cannot stop rotating the phrase "important meeting with your mom (sex)"
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Freyja Valentine, Girl IRL Cat URL @freyjavalentine.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
There it is, the 3.0 dmg katana rant
> Katana: While functionally a bastard sword, this sword is the most masterfully made nonmagical weapon in existence. It counts as a masterwork weapon and grants its wielder a +1 bonus to attack rolls. A katana is too large to use in one hand without special training; thus, it is an exotic weapon. A Medium-size creature can use a katana two-handed as a martial weapon, or a Large creature can use it one-handed in the same way. With Exotic Weapon Proficiency (katana), a Medium-size creature can use it in one hand. A masterwork weapon's bonus to attack does not stack with an enhancement bonus to attack.
And then from the Asian Weapons table:
> Katana^ 400 gp 1d10 19-20/X2
> ^Except as indicated, same as masterwork bastard sword.
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Emma Snartles @snartles.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
inspired to draw deltarune x kingdom hearts, tried to emulate KH2's 3D models. Keyblade design by my friend Novakixx! #Deltarune #KingdomHearts
Deltarune X Kingdom Hearts. Kris drawn in the KH2 3D model render style.
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Nikki Morgen Comix @duknuk.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Bedtime Story (repost)
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luistbh 🦇 @lewistbh.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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PAPERBOXHOUSE @paperboxhouse.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Oh btw The PaperBoxMart will drop another 2 collections later today for 8 days: - Mewers Live World Tour Merch & - IS THE KNIGHT Shirts Opening: (MONDAY, AUG 24th 4PM EST/1PM PST) Closing: (MONDAY, AUG 31st, 6PM EST/3PM PST) paperboxmart-shop.fourthwall.com
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 16/08/2026
A lot of people don't know this, but when you brush a cat, you are legally required to show them the wad of cat hair that came off of them and tell them "this is enough for another whole cat"
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Penny Parker @snapcube.gay · 13/08/2026
Head this way to discover Gort's Pit.
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Inbal Breda @greyannis.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Might as well post it here! A magical girl animation I've been slowly chipping at over the weekends for ages.
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SassySenora701 @sassysenior70.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Julie Vatabb-Open @unlox.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
can’t find a night when everyone’s reliably free for it, huh
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Spookydoof @doofivirus.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
My chud chocobo pulling wall-to-wall in Aurum Vale
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Hachi Palitinho: Parakeet Explosion
ALT: Hachi Palitinho: Parakeet Explosion
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Houston is the 4th largest city in the nation. ICE is here, has been here, and killed a man here. His name was Lorenzo Salgado Araujo. Don't let that pass you by because it's not on your feed as much as Chicago or Minnesota or LA.
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Alumina Bloomveil @aluminabloomveil.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Don't Forget @.epicure-no12.bsky.social #vtuber #envtuber #AluminaCanvas
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Plokster 👽 @plokster.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Bugs Bunny tuxedo meme that reads "I wish Gooseworx a very pleasant" Followed by an image of Mashahiro Sakurai captioned "Never ask me for anything ever again"
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Morgana Ignis @morganaignis.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
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they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Jax if she wasn't a huge piece of shit.
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JoCat is not fast @jocat.net · 20/06/2026
TADC spoilers . . . . . . . . . Finally, trans wrongs ❤️
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 07/06/2026
More than half of the publicly identified donors to Trump’s golden ballroom have won new or expanded federal contracts worth more than $50 billion. Corruption at its finest.
Washington Post Article: Ballroom donors won $50B in contracts after giving to Trump project, watchdog group finds
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Emily L'Orange 🦆🍊 @emilylorange.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
is it cringe to screenshot yourself
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She/They Duck
'everyone's using it' okay whatever i can limit my entire entertainment budget to things published before 2023 and still have more than i can possibly experience to choose from before i die. i don't care 🤷
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CMDR Zem @realzem.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
@aluminabloomveil.bsky.social apparently thete's an "Ami Unc test" or something :p amiunc.com
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
The Palestinian Holocaust, executed by Israel.
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💫Juicy💫 @juicyartz.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
teefers
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Møtif (Alex) - 🎂 the 24th @m0tif.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
This might be the best video ever
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eevee @eev.ee · 28/05/2026
masturbation is incredibly normal and innocuous and i'm suspicious of anyone who suggests otherwise. "you shouldn't do things that feel nice" can't come from anywhere good
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