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Steve Christey Coley @realsushidude.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

tfw you wonder if IDOR is a composite

Steve Christey Coley @realsushidude.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

no, YOU got trolled today by some un-rando about a "CWE-20" defaultedly-lazy/funny mapping comment on CWE's 20-year anniversary it's pretty cool though (CWE 20 years; not CWE-20, its time passed like 5 years ago when its children were created)

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Steve Christey Coley @realsushidude.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

She-Gulls (with Dawn Henley, Josephine Walsh, Glenna Frey, Bernice Landon, Randi Meisner, Donna Felder, etc.)

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Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

N'SYNC'D Cycles I'll see myself out now

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Steve Christey Coley @realsushidude.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

a reminder that CWE 5.0 is scheduled for release on October 27 (one calendar month and two days from now)

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Steve Christey Coley @realsushidude.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

no, YOU just gave the double-middle-finger guns to a CWE that's days or weeks away from deprecation without remorse no it's not 284, sigh but at least 50% lower number no it's not 138 either, stop trolling me

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

been thinkin about how robots are gonna kill us

Scratchy drawing of a two panel comic.
Panel 1:
Titled:“How we thought robots would kill us”
A robot shoots a human to death with a gun. It screams “Die flesh sack”

Panel 2:
Titled “How robots will actually kill us”
A MediBot is injecting something into a humans arm. The bot says “Whooops. I injected you with cancer instead of insulin. That’s on me”

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Steve Christey Coley @realsushidude.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

why can't AI fix the important stuff, like how moving wheels always go backwards in tv and film

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Steve Christey Coley @realsushidude.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

no, YOU'RE wondering "how did that code even work without errors and, worse, seemingly correctly?"

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TekknoNerd - Commissions open @tekknonerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Voyager, walking on those tiny legs.

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Janet Hill @saskajanet.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

It's totally normal to take 78 photos of a Blue Jay in a bird bath, right? RIGHT? #birds

Head and shoulders portrait of a bird with a bright blue crest and black necklace. The bird looks super confident.

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Steve Christey Coley @realsushidude.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

s/git blame/git credit-they-were-doing-their-best-sweetie/

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Steve Christey Coley @realsushidude.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

As we age, the work we do is the cost of blending into the background of the future.

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Steve Christey Coley @realsushidude.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

/me STFU's tF out of somebody's fashion choices even though it screams a Dolly lyrical parody, but also Dolly wouldn't want me to do that

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Steve Christey Coley @realsushidude.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

breaking my 15+-year-old code every 10 minutes rn and only just filed a ticket for it it's pretty awesome "Night guy is always screwing over day guy" - some comedian let's see how spooky this decision was come late October

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Steve Christey Coley @realsushidude.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

am i the only one who confuses nathan fillion and nathan fielder more often than i should, or

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

"Was it really this dumb in 2003" guys they renamed french fries

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Colin @colin-fraser.net · 12/09/2026

The good news is with this latest disclosure from OpenAI we finally know about all of the automated cyberattacks that have been carried out by AI companies over the last few months. That was the last unreported one.

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Common Weakness Enumeration (CWE) Program @cweprogram.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

IMPORTANT— CWE 5.0 will be here mid-autumn. The release will include Schema 8.0 for XML schema and JSON representation, resulting in major structural changes that may affect how tools & programs access, extract, & process CWE content. Learn more: cwe.mitre.org/news/archive...

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Gabe @reynardinefox.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

What do Mick Fleetwood, Iggy Pop, Vanessa Williams and The Rock all have in common?

Vanessa Williams in DS9s “Let He Who Is Without Sin”

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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 03/09/2026

A sign of societal progress is that both of my children (now 25 and 19) were utterly baffled when I explained that the title Ms. was a controversial political statement when I was a kid. It’s completely normal to them, not worthy of comment or even something to be thought about

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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

If you're not using asbestos yet, you are being left behind. Everyone is using asbestos, there's no point in trying to fight it. Asbestos is the future.

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Steve Christey Coley @realsushidude.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

"I wish I could have made this comment shorter and politer, but I didn't have the time" (apologies to Blaise Pascal)

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Steve Christey Coley @realsushidude.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

random thoughts to tell people of a certain age that I'm on to their lingo and therefore it's objectively uncool to use now: "I think I'll pronounce the .md extension as 'Mid'" #MemeBleed

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Steve Christey Coley @realsushidude.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

LLMs are meta-weird machines. </RandomCrapOthersHaveProllySaidButNowIdidToo>

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Steve Christey Coley @realsushidude.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

/me, still using print statements for debug, reviewing some front-end JavaScript that uses console.log

Ben Stiller from "Dodgeball" saying "Touche"

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 17/08/2026

yeah I believe in the holy trinity

The Powerpuff Girls looking triumphant and in flight. Buttercup looks a bit put out.

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Crow @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 14/08/2026

I think about this a lot.

Tim Henke
@TimHenke9
eat shit, René Magritte
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Mauv @ThatsMauvelous • 1d the machine refused to recognize my humanity until i professed to believe that a sign painted to look like a traffic light is indeed a traffic light.
Show this thread
Select all squares with traffic lights

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Steve Christey Coley @realsushidude.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

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Steve Christey Coley @realsushidude.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

you know AI is winning when its output is so extensive and rabbit-hole-y that even I don't want to read it

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Steve Christey Coley @realsushidude.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Pandamonium? the team from the past coupla years? who IIRC should be of an age to know who STEELY DAN was!?!? #defcon

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lintile @lintile.lol · 01/08/2026

Drink some extra water anyways :)

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Steve Christey Coley @realsushidude.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

no, YOU'RE both relieved and a little bit sad to not be in the desert in early August

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

For years, I thought DEFCON 5 was more serious than DEFCON 1, and I'll be honest: a lot of people died

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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Love to see a "no pervert glasses" policy at DEFCON.

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tweety fish oh wow like a chimera or something spoooky @sifu.tweety.fish · 30/07/2026

in computer science the "halting problem" refers to the inability to know in advance how many times you'll have to tell an LLM "no, that's not good enough, keep trying" before it gets the right answer and you can stop yelling at it.

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Steve Christey Coley @realsushidude.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

dude deserved to die but it's gonna take a while to process why I'm suddenly sorta sad about it (commentary on a particular drama ep tonight that has way more interesting plot lines)

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Steve Christey Coley @realsushidude.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

(should be doing something else instead of skeeting) I can't be the only one who sees "Bank of America" abbreviated "BOFA" and auto-completes the punchline

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Steve Christey Coley @realsushidude.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

late to the #WorldCup final conclusion (yay DVD!) but am now suddenly curious about the opinions of anybody who hated the halftime show but didn't mind the Quaker Oats commercial featuring "Blitzkrieg Bop" by The Ramones #punkAF

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Steve Christey Coley @realsushidude.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

the Muppets in the #WorldCup halftime show make me smile, at least partially because of how angry half the BSky timeline is about it

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Denali @denali.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Husband just came in to tell me that since the assassination of Abraham Lincoln every American president has been alive at the same time as Herbert Hoover.

Bill and Ted in the parking lot of the circle K in full Whoa

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