Sam Schultz-Walsh @realsamschultz.bsky.social · 03/07/2025guy who cares about pitcher win/loss records: yeah but he’s on the hook for the loss right now 030
Sam Schultz-Walsh @realsamschultz.bsky.social · 10/06/2025asked will smith to hit a home run straight to me and he nearly delivered 😭😭😭😭😭 030
Sam Schultz-Walsh @realsamschultz.bsky.social · 24/04/2025turkey, bacon, and avocado with tarragon pesto from Larry’s in East Village San Diego. they closed :( the pickles were sooooo good 030
Sam Schultz-Walsh @realsamschultz.bsky.social · 24/04/2025this book is so good and so funny please read it 010
Reposted by Sam Schultz-WalshJay Jaffe @jayjaffe.bsky.social · 17/04/2025Miller has an 18.00 ERA and a 39% strikeout rate right now 4191
Reposted by Sam Schultz-WalshAaron Cameron @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Sutter Health Park is simply not built for this lol. Cameramen are cordoned off in tiny blocks on the concourse. It's impossible to move around 30 minutes before first pitch. The team store is a walk in closet with a long line just to enter. The beer selection is ass. Whew. G'luck #athletics 179622
Sam Schultz-Walsh @realsamschultz.bsky.social · 19/03/2025why are the cubs, the home team, wearing their road jerseys? 000
Sam Schultz-Walsh @realsamschultz.bsky.social · 14/03/2025y’all doing this trend over here or am i doing a “ma’am this is a wendy’s” faux pas 000
Sam Schultz-Walsh @realsamschultz.bsky.social · 13/02/2025hey is there anywhere to go online anymore that isn’t horrible and awful and doesn’t make me feel worse? club penguin is gone and everywhere else has bad news after bad news after bad news :) 320
Sam Schultz-Walsh @realsamschultz.bsky.social · 11/01/2025uhhh yeah people are actually waiting to read this, dumbass 😭😭😭 000
Sam Schultz-Walsh @realsamschultz.bsky.social · 11/01/2025i love when libby tells me “two people are waiting” on one of my loans cause like i waited too the fuck??? 000
Reposted by Sam Schultz-Walshpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 31/12/2024Doing my annual check in on the state of the new years glasses industry and things are looking rough out there 1435276855
Sam Schultz-Walsh @realsamschultz.bsky.social · 31/12/2024let’s play What Did The Wheel Contestant Guess 110
Sam Schultz-Walsh @realsamschultz.bsky.social · 25/12/2024sous vide the infant until tender and mild 060
Sam Schultz-Walsh @realsamschultz.bsky.social · 22/12/2024there should be a lane on the freeway for beautiful women who know what they’re doing 010
Reposted by Sam Schultz-WalshLarry Karaszewski @larrythek.bsky.social · 17/12/2024I’m an optimist 232847562
Sam Schultz-Walsh @realsamschultz.bsky.social · 18/12/2024y’all guess what the wheel contestant guessed lmao 130
Sam Schultz-Walsh @realsamschultz.bsky.social · 13/12/2024hold on to your seats…i am now putting the 4 loads of laundry away! 030
Sam Schultz-Walsh @realsamschultz.bsky.social · 12/12/2024depression be damned i just put in my 4th load of laundry 340
Reposted by Sam Schultz-WalshNicole Cahill @nicolecahill.bsky.social · 09/12/2024DAAAAAA YANKEEEEES LOOOOOOSE 1215
Reposted by Sam Schultz-Walsh(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 06/12/2024we should bring back “good gracious ass bodacious” 924653
Reposted by Sam Schultz-WalshAmos Posner @amosposner.bsky.social · 06/12/2024A cheese platter at a holiday party where I’m an awkward plus one hates to see me coming 13126274
Sam Schultz-Walsh @realsamschultz.bsky.social · 05/12/2024but how did they convince him to play in a minor league park😭 000
Sam Schultz-Walsh @realsamschultz.bsky.social · 04/12/2024no, i don’t have issues with hyperfixation. why would you say that? 010
Reposted by Sam Schultz-WalshDanielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Amazing that baseball fans for the most part just want no blackouts and for the national broadcasts not to suck for the big games and Manfred is like let’s have a piñata in center field and whichever team breaks it first wins the game 1212922394
Sam Schultz-Walsh @realsamschultz.bsky.social · 03/12/2024melatonin gummy save me. save me melatonin gummy. take me higher. 000
Sam Schultz-Walsh @realsamschultz.bsky.social · 02/12/2024my tummy hurts and i am not being brave about it :( 000
Sam Schultz-Walsh @realsamschultz.bsky.social · 02/12/2024are there black lists on this place yet? i think i would like this place better if i didn’t have to read all the posts about this place and how great this place is 130
