Sam Schultz-Walsh @realsamschultz.bsky.social · 03/07/2025guy who cares about pitcher win/loss records: yeah but he’s on the hook for the loss right now 030
Sam Schultz-Walsh @realsamschultz.bsky.social · 10/06/2025asked will smith to hit a home run straight to me and he nearly delivered 😭😭😭😭😭 030
Sam Schultz-Walsh @realsamschultz.bsky.social · 04/06/2025but how will i know if Kershaw is any good if he doesn’t get the win??? 020
Sam Schultz-Walsh @realsamschultz.bsky.social · 24/04/2025I could see Ken’s tie and tell you if I’ve seen the episode 110
Sam Schultz-Walsh @realsamschultz.bsky.social · 24/04/2025turkey, bacon, and avocado with tarragon pesto from Larry’s in East Village San Diego. they closed :( the pickles were sooooo good 030
Sam Schultz-Walsh @realsamschultz.bsky.social · 24/04/2025how are they not recognizing ANY of the questions?? 110
Sam Schultz-Walsh @realsamschultz.bsky.social · 24/04/2025this book is so good and so funny please read it 010
Reposted by Sam Schultz-WalshJay Jaffe @jayjaffe.bsky.social · 17/04/2025Miller has an 18.00 ERA and a 39% strikeout rate right now 4191
Reposted by Sam Schultz-WalshAaron Cameron @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Sutter Health Park is simply not built for this lol. Cameramen are cordoned off in tiny blocks on the concourse. It's impossible to move around 30 minutes before first pitch. The team store is a walk in closet with a long line just to enter. The beer selection is ass. Whew. G'luck #athletics 179622
Sam Schultz-Walsh @realsamschultz.bsky.social · 19/03/2025why are the cubs, the home team, wearing their road jerseys? 000
Sam Schultz-Walsh @realsamschultz.bsky.social · 14/03/2025they’re the coolest thing i’ve ever seen 010
Sam Schultz-Walsh @realsamschultz.bsky.social · 14/03/2025me showing my insta followers my plants 110
Sam Schultz-Walsh @realsamschultz.bsky.social · 14/03/2025y’all doing this trend over here or am i doing a “ma’am this is a wendy’s” faux pas 000
Sam Schultz-Walsh @realsamschultz.bsky.social · 13/02/2025i’ll never let this bit go. plus i haven’t had a tattoo this year so this is what you get. 000
Sam Schultz-Walsh @realsamschultz.bsky.social · 13/02/2025students should be writing DBQs about the note in AP U.S. history imo 010
Sam Schultz-Walsh @realsamschultz.bsky.social · 13/02/2025oh true. i do have those. i want 2011 tumblr back lmao 100
Sam Schultz-Walsh @realsamschultz.bsky.social · 13/02/2025not us, though. couple of extremely cultured people over here. 110
Sam Schultz-Walsh @realsamschultz.bsky.social · 13/02/2025like…i don’t come here cause everyone is just reposting the bad news!! im locked out of the nazi website where the good memes are. instagram is full of shit. i may have to start my tumblr back up. 100
Sam Schultz-Walsh @realsamschultz.bsky.social · 13/02/2025i never stop thinking about the note. i should have been able to recite this instead of the preamble for credit in school. 110
Sam Schultz-Walsh @realsamschultz.bsky.social · 13/02/2025hey is there anywhere to go online anymore that isn’t horrible and awful and doesn’t make me feel worse? club penguin is gone and everywhere else has bad news after bad news after bad news :) 320
Sam Schultz-Walsh @realsamschultz.bsky.social · 11/01/2025uhhh yeah people are actually waiting to read this, dumbass 😭😭😭 000
Sam Schultz-Walsh @realsamschultz.bsky.social · 11/01/2025i love when libby tells me “two people are waiting” on one of my loans cause like i waited too the fuck??? 000
Sam Schultz-Walsh @realsamschultz.bsky.social · 07/01/2025eli to the rescue: “A warm fragrance with notes of cedar, jasmine, coffee, sumptuous vanilla, orange blossom and patchouli” 100
Sam Schultz-Walsh @realsamschultz.bsky.social · 07/01/2025im not…sure? but his insides look like this 000
Reposted by Sam Schultz-Walshpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 31/12/2024Doing my annual check in on the state of the new years glasses industry and things are looking rough out there 1435276855
Sam Schultz-Walsh @realsamschultz.bsky.social · 31/12/2024let’s play What Did The Wheel Contestant Guess 110
Sam Schultz-Walsh @realsamschultz.bsky.social · 25/12/2024sous vide the infant until tender and mild 060
Sam Schultz-Walsh @realsamschultz.bsky.social · 22/12/2024there should be a lane on the freeway for beautiful women who know what they’re doing 010
Reposted by Sam Schultz-WalshLarry Karaszewski @larrythek.bsky.social · 17/12/2024I’m an optimist 232847562
Sam Schultz-Walsh @realsamschultz.bsky.social · 18/12/2024CHICKENS. HE SAID CHOCOLATE, CHESTNUTS, AND CHICKENS 050
Sam Schultz-Walsh @realsamschultz.bsky.social · 18/12/2024y’all guess what the wheel contestant guessed lmao 130
Sam Schultz-Walsh @realsamschultz.bsky.social · 13/12/2024hold on to your seats…i am now putting the 4 loads of laundry away! 030
Sam Schultz-Walsh @realsamschultz.bsky.social · 12/12/2024ohhh i see. i thought maybe you just had a list. god speed 🫡 010
