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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I live vicariously through the ladies who get those va va voom lash extensions bc I love a long lash but I can’t commit to giving up standing directly under the shower head in the morning especially after a night of celebratory cocktails

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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I am very powerful in willing things to happen in sports except for the Mets it seems

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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

For the sake of my fantasy football team I had to root against the Giants tonight so this might be my fault and I’m sorry to many of my friends

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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The Invite has been out for months and yet we haven’t gotten any thinkpieces from Salon or HuffPo that were like “The Invite made me realize I needed a divorce” or a NY Mag “The Invite made me realize I wanted to have a threesome.” We used to be a proper country.

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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Happy that the Orioles lost tonight mostly just because their admin was annoying af all week

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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

At the point in the season where I’m rooting for the downfall of specific teams based on the petty grudges in my heart

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New York Mets @mets.com · 19/09/2026

Juan Soto absolutely CRUSHES a homer! 😤

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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The Apple broadcast is shit, make sure you’re listening to Howie

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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Officially accepting restaurant recommendations for Mystic, CT

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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Terrible week, terrible day, how’s a girl supposed to get to sleep in these conditions

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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Cannot believe I had to put restrictions on who could reply to a fucking banal post about catering. Nothing is normal anymore. Everyone has lost their gd mind.

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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

There’s a movie filming outside my office and everyone has been doing down to get glimpses and I went down to tell the crew guys where they could get lunch if they were sick of catering

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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Am I supposed to give Raley a standing ovation if he blows a save or secures a save this weekend. Someone let me know k thanks

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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

this week has gone on long enough tbh

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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Baltimore can’t hurt me, I had matzoh ball soup tonight

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Danny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I don't follow Formula One, but good on them for using subtitles for the hard of hearing…

F1 track with numerous Zoom signs on the advertising billboards

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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

A Yankee fan in my office said something completely inappropriate/despicable yesterday so I have no choice but to call the Etsy witch, hex his team, and make sure they eat shit in the playoffs.

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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

There are two things I know to be true in this life and that’s Francisco Lindor owns the Yankees and the Yankees will not be winning the World Series this year

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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Lighting candles and manifesting a Rodon meltdown 🙌

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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Tampa pals and Boston pals texting me to say they’re rooting for the good guys tonight 🙌

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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I write for a living and I do everything I can to avoid using “lay / lie.” It’s just too much pressure.

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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I always said Yankee stadium was contaminated

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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I will personally give $50 to the first reporter who responds to the now-routine “Who are you with? You’re fake news!” with “That’s nice grandpa.”

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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

This Mets Marlins game is so classic September

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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

MAHA folks may not be the dumbest people alive but they’re def top 3

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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I have to believe 95% of people do the age gap discourse for bait otherwise this is just a fucking sad state of affairs

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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I miss Levain cookies and Jersey Mike’s subs

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

My heart goes out to the millions of people struggling to remember how to write "Thanks! Sounds great!" in an email.

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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Private equity investment into your favorite restaurants is such a specific kind of death knell

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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 03/09/2026

I am to wait, though waiting so be hell

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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

even now, she's still teaching us

screen on car radio reading:
Dolly Parton
Love is Like A Butt
(it should be Butterfly but the last part couldn't fit on the screen)

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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

How everyone is about the Tom Holland lip syncing video is how I am with the clip from the Sopranos when Tony calls Paulie about the ex-commando and Paulie relays to Christopher that the guy is an interior decorator and Christopher says “his house looked like shit.”

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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Yesterday I helped reunite a loose dog to its owner but the best part of how it happened was that I saw a man walking by calling for a dog and as soon as he turned the corner the dog came happily trotting along about a block behind him. Felt like I was watching a cartoon.

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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Listen I just think every time someone insists Utley is just an unapologetic tough guy you have to remind them that after public grandstanding on it he tried to apologize to Tejada,Tejada refused to talk to him and Utley whined to Wright about it. Your man like most athletes simply loves theater

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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Loling at the Beltran clip talking about the gray haired caretaker for Grey Gardens who used to play major league baseball

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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

More than half the time I feel like if people just engaged with the majority of things as a fucking grown up things wouldn’t be as stupid as they are

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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Having a fire pit in the backyard is the best because it means there’s always marshmallows in the pantry

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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Been seeing film writers semi-jokingly refer to something coming out as a fake movie and then seeing a former flame post on IG for everyone to see his new movie (same one) and I will click like on all of it bc I am nothing if not supportive of differing viewpoints on whether a movie is real or not

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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

You will never be able to make me care about what a male podcaster has to say

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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

The funny thing about period pieces now having actors with extremely augmented lips, faces etc is that I can remember when Boardwalk Empire was filming and for casting extras it was super strict about not having any physical enhancements in order to match the time period

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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 26/08/2026

Why, Timothy!

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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I’ve watched it no less than a dozen times

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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Tim Curry died??! Now there’s only two good Tims left, Olyphant and Omundson

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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.

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