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👻Really Spooky Smith👻

@reallyseansmith.bsky.social
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Author of Even a Dog Enlists, Why Not You? and Rank Absurdity: An Irreverent Military Memoir. Formerly a US Army, MI, UN, NATO, etc. guy. Currently a Regular Human Person goofing off on Bluesky. www.amazon.com/stores/Sean-Smith/au…

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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 7h
We can do better.
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All Seven Burning Hammers
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 8h
I thought it rang sex offender bells but it all kind of ran together.
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Bill Burr's 'I Don't Like That' Reaction on SNL
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 8h
Hey so random observation, a bunch of my mutuals are following an account called lawmadillo that has 0 posts and follows nobody and uh
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ALF What's That
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 10h
It's really good!
Sean M. Smith
5 out of 5 stars
Verified Purchase
Pitch-perfect primer for how nuclear power works
Reviewed in the United States on October 2, 2026
Author Bryan Wooster has accomplished a remarkable feat with this little book, taking the genuinely intimidating and complex topic of nuclear power and producing an accessible primer that anyone with a basic level of scientific literacy can digest. This is the work of not merely a technical expert, but someone with genuine zest and talent for teaching. Above all else it's pitched nearly perfectly; it's the essence of "enough, but not too much" for anyone who wants to learn more about this important subject without having to get a college degree or professional certification. Well-written and sensibly organized, it's hard to see how the author could have improved on this work.


Highly recommended.
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 12h
Can God give Himself a hog so big He can't lift it?
Father Brown from the BBC detective series looking mischievous
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 12h
Wait, wait, I think I've seen what he's describing...
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South Park Satan Dance Party
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 12h
This is so wildly ghoulish I can't even
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 13h
*zoom and enhance* YES...HA HA HA...YES!!!
Zoom into make Rhode Island visible, where the favorite flavor is coffee
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 13h
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bdonnelly @bdonnelly.bsky.social · 14h
Afternoon Jam... Sons of Soundgarden - (Full Set) Live Performance At Power To The People Festival 3rd, October, 2026
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Soundgarden (Full Set) Live Performance At Power To The People Festival 3rd, October, 2026
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 15h
Me: "So the timeline all fits and I can put my great-grandfather at the right place and time and unit, but I don't have any medical records proving the extent of his gas injuries so I'd better be careful how I word this..." Pulitzer Prize haver writing for The Atlantic: HIT SEND YOLO
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Yes, Pedro Pascal as Joel Miller in The Last Of Us
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 15h
How could they have possibly figured out, etc., etc.
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 15h
Brace for impact: They were lying, and the reporter didn't do the most cursory fact check imaginable. PULITZER PRIZE RECIPIENT everyone.
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Why People Are So Against Us Juliano Go
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 15h
So hey
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 15h
The whole series is fun, but this is a good representative sample.
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The Marine Corps Sour Patch Drug Ring
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 15h
Dare to dream.
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Vaughn Chat
Alt: MISSILES MORE MISSILES ALL THE MISSILES
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 15h
Screenshot of the 5* review I submitted for the book Critical Thinking
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 15h
SMBC strip by Zach Weinersmith:

"Evolution isn't a 'theory' in the common sense. Evolution is as well understood as the 'theory' of gravity."

*Somewhere in a theoretical physics lab*

"What the...is she saying we don't understand evolution?!"
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 16h
It's wild to me how I posted a review for @sleepyneutrons.bsky.social book on Amazon days ago and it still hasn't gone through, but since their "vetting" process lets the most pudding-brained non-sequitur reviews through, what are they actually doing with that time?
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Spike the Monkey Typing on a Laptop
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 18h
Keep going
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Paris Hilton Says 'That's Hot'
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 18h
You'd think the original sin *cough* would be the rendering of the Christian messiah as the wrong SPECIES by noted gay woke atheist C.S. Lewis.
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13 карт: Шкипер и шутка
Alt: It was a joke
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 18h
The one problem MAGA has as A Thing, and the main hope for the rest of us, is that there is no Trump successor in the wings. It's just the OG Republican hacks that Trump dunked on until they sold out, and damp floppy weirdos like JD Vance that MAGA itself doesn't even like, never mind anyone else.
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 19h
*Guy so white it makes me look like James Brown* "Well that never happened to ME so you must be doing it wrong!"
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James Brown's Iconic 'Lawd Have Mercy' Performance
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 19h
RETVRN
"JDAMS are such a gemini thing"
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 19h
At least we still have Matt Taibbi...
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Supernatural Dean Winchester Says No
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 19h
*Holds up pictures of Snowden and Rod Dreher*
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The Office: Pam Beesly (Jenna Fischer) - Same Picture
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 20h
Did anybody fom the GWOT-era "anti establishment truth teller" scene NOT get outed as a sex offender and/or Russian sock puppet?
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Haydon, frightfully @haydonmp.bsky.social · 21h
The Syria test is 100% sensitive and specific for degenerate brain worms. Anyone that at any point defend Assad should be considered a wrecker, pariah, danger to society and should think about what they’ve done. >:(
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 20h
Audioslave seeming like a good idea at the time and being worse than Soundgarden AND Rage Against the Machine was an omen for what a shitshow the 21st century was shaping up to be.
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 21h
Waow
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Patrick Stewart's Mild Shock Reaction
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 21h
Oh you say RATM is back now that the public rejected the GWOT organically and Obama is inbound?
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Wow Fascinating: David Rose's Sure...
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 21h
The years RATM mattered almost exactly coincided with my time in the military, when its biggest operations involved successfully stopping genocides with the framework of international cooperation, which you gotta admit is funny in retrospect. Especially since lots of those troops blasted RATM 24/7
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 21h
The real reason to hate RATM is that they broke up right before 9/11, just so 3/4 of them could form a band that sang about sad man feelings instead of politics, which was clearly an op.
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Simpsons Comic Book Guy: Coincidence? I think not.
Alt: Simpsons Comic Book Guy: Coincidence? I think not.
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is fine.
The decaying version of The Master
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Old-ass Doctor Who episode on PBS.
Mr Sin with a dagger from the Doctor Who episode "The Talons of Weng-Chiang"
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hey, so as bad as the GWOT was, I don't remember us having to run away from *checks notes* the United Kingdom? We lost Airstrip One lmao
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Carney (Lane Garrison): What The F Are You Doing?
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I haven't even been able to get a book banned in **Florida**, man, the hell am I even doing with my life?
Banned Books Week image
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Le sigh. 🙃

Melanie H
@hamnox
RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but im different. and better. maybe even better than the gods
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In 2026, everybody is Hawks.
Hawks from Zero Company slumped in a chair
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We've all been there.
Hawks looking like WTF while her BFF Runa pulls a "EW GROSS" face
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hawks face go derp
Hawks caught mid-facial animation looking like duhhhhhhhh, also it randomly got blurry for some reason I dunno
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Stupid Sexy Hawks
Screenshot of my version of Hawks from Star Wars: Zero Company
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah, XCOM 2 especially had that infiltrate & ambush gameplay element which you don't get here. Battletech let you constantly tinker with new robots and loadouts and career mode was wide open. Zero Company is *good*, but definitely short of an all-time great.
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Zero Company has its head screwed on straight.
Hawks: "But it turns out that believing in nothing? That paves the way for people who believe in something worse."
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Cons, continued: -The missions can get a little same-y at times -Some of the missions drag, especially when there are a lot of enemies that power up every time you kill or injure one of them, over and over But this is small potatoes, game good, get game, do Star War.
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The Mandalorian Blaster Pew Pew
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Cons, continued: -The facial animations are real bad, especially for Hawks if you customize their appearance -There are side missions, but you don't get to do much "side questing" before being forced to do a story mission -Kind of a system hog while looking very average
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Unreal Engine Laptop Smoking Meme
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Pros, continued: +Music, voice acting, sound effects all excellent +Star Wars vibes (laudatory) +No serious bugs Cons: -The base building, character progression and equipment progression systems are just sort of there. Levelling things up feels inconsequential; too much "number go up 1%" stuff.
"Numbers Fuckstein" but he's got Imperial rank and he just wants to fuck around with Bond XP and see what happens
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Finished Star Wars: Zero Company Let's call it 4/5 stars 40 hours to beat the campaign Pros: +Good XCOM-like turn based tactics gameplay with characters having a good variety of abilities to differentiate them. +More & better story and characters than I was expecting (think Mass Effect-lite).
Zero Company screenshot with Jae, Cly, Hawks, and Tel-Rea
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Die Hard John Mc Clane
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