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Bam Persand

@bampers.bsky.social
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Another freaked out dude. Enthusiasticly mediocre painter of miniatures. I like Turnip28, Tonks, 5 Leagues from the Borderlands, 5 Parsecs from Home, Burrows and Badgers, Forbidden Psalm, that sort of thing. He/him

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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
*lifting my visor* solo, you say?
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Love a good solo aar with a million pictures
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bidets are great, bidets with driers are even greater, but I wont feel like we've really acheived as a species until a bidet can apply some gold bold as the last step.
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Liz @trashkitten.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Finally finished building my train for the turnip28 off the rails challenge. I dont think i will get this finished painted by tomorrow when the deadline is to submit it but I'm still going to paint it anyways.
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"What were you in prison for?" "Government said i owed them money, sent a to my house, unpaid something something back owed and uhh... what do you call that again?" "tax evasion?" "oh right, ok, tax evasion, so then Itax evasioned that dude and buried him under my patio."
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
one of the urinals at work is busted and when you flysh it just starts to full with water, getting right on up the edge, and you're just standing there in dress shoes and its getting more and more exciting
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Saw a news story that a truck full of cheeseballs spilled on the freeway in LA, and my game-pickled brain started thinking about a campaign skirmish wargame for animal and bug scavenger teams competing to harvest a rapidly shrinking pool of treasure treats amidst deadly traffic.
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This picture popped up in a news feed from the nyt and my first thought was "goddamn it the nyt wrote a story about building land raiders how fucked up will this be?"
Some people's hands assembling some drone parts or something that looked at first glance like they were making land raider models for warhammer 40k
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I'm just saying that hands is a weird name for them, clock arms would make much more sense.
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Dreadnought Holiday @dreadships.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Gentlemen, no fighting in the
Sign for the Lascaris War Rooms and Operation Husky Museum. I'm unsure what ironic activity you could carry out in there - it's presumably somewhere to chill out...
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
What kind of dipshit is both hideously racist AND can't use apstrophes correctly? Damn dude, don't hog the stupidity.
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Once again fatly moded by a child: I said my boss's kid could have the d20 I kept in my office and said "Oh, you can have that, I have a lot" and he looked right at me and said "Yeah, I bet." straight pwned me.
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I dreamt last night that I made stls for a version of Gammarauders with better rules. I woke and wept, for that will probably never happen.
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Weasel @nordicweaselgames.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
www.youtube.com/@Babylon5/vi... Looks like full episodes of Babylon 5 will start becoming available on youtube :) 2 uploaded so far.
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Babylon 5
You’ve arrived at Babylon 5, the last, best hope for peace. A neutral station standing at the crossroads of galactic powers, where ambassadors, soldiers, traders, and dreamers all have a stake in the ...
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The absolute iron will required to open a can of pringles and eat them 1 by one, chewing each and swallowing before rhe next.
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Subscription models killed the radio star
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
great, thanks a bunch @nordicweaselgames.bsky.social, I don't have any modern city terrain at all and now I have to get some. maybe the aliens cam just keep invading colonial williamsburg. #xcom
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Hagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Who is out there all 'I want dad to have to pay for everything over 40 bucks at his next trip to Buffalo Wild Wings or end up with a $6.86 Buffalo Wild Wings card.' like, gift cards just seem to be intended for fraud or schemes. why is it a surprise when they are used in scams, who else uses them
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
walking around with one eye closed like im taking a lil nap on the go
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
pausing uncomfortably long between cous and cous
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Wakes are so fun to paint. my Scabz submarine i wanted to do a reverse wake, with the torpedo cutting through grody froth to reveal oily black depths
a painted miniature of a rusty submarine withan oversized turret firing a torpedo which js cutting through the froth
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
centaur dads jiggling all 4 legs
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I have this project in mind that was inspired by my feed (mostly birds and miniatures). I want to do some space marines in bird livery. A space marine painted in Cedar Waxwing colors would be cool as fuck. Stellars jay? Even drab little dudes like black throated sparrows would look fly
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
nothing says 'guilty until proven innocent' like the phrase 'pastor turned lawmaker'
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Commissars, they need more commissars.
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David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
If someone put Nico in one of these boxes I might … well, I might be denied bail after. The idea makes me hurt. If you live in NY, you better call your representatives, or I don’t even know you. www.npr.org/2026/05/14/n...
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Native kids with disabilities were held in wooden boxes. Sweeping reforms are coming
State officials in New York say the Salmon River district's special education program confined young children with disabilities in wooden boxes. Parents weren't notified.
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
My 6yo is obsessed with Big City Greens right now. The only piece of joy I get is the ending song that I was (and still am) mishearing as: "I got sweat in my eyes, Lost a bet with God, Bit by a hundred flies..." which I just assume is a hillbilly cover of a lost B-side Nick Cave song.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Doctor: What brings you in today. it's not teeth is it? Me: No Doctor: Okay. Good. I don't touch teeth. Different guy. Me: It's eyes. Doctor: Nope that's a different guy too
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I was up late adding civic infrastructure on the off chance we ever get invaded
A blue sign directing people towards the white house
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meridianminiatures.bsky.social @meridianminiatures.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Here’s a closer look at one of my favourite minis from the new range on Kickstarter right now www.kickstarter.com/projects/mer...
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Buckinghamshire Archives @bucksarchives.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Due to popular demand, here's every Space Marine legion from Warhammer 40,000 as a document in our collection. I: Dark Angels Obviously, they're this photograph of a tree in Burnham. Why this photograph? The tree has Fallen.
An image of a Dark Angels legion Space Marine in black power armour.A black and white photograph of a fallen tree in Burnham, cracked and crumbling on the ground.
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Ben McKenzie @benmckenzie.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
The trailer for EVERYONE IS LYING TO YOU FOR MONEY. In select theaters starting April 17th 🍿🤑🤣
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I never see the Google Street view cars anymore. Maybe they're more subtle? Did they stop doing that?
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Super awesome to see "Every American deserves to be healthy - but too many Americans are sick and don’t know why. That is because their government has been unwilling to tell them the truth." on HHS.gov. It's so fucking stupid I can't even believe it.
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maraviglia.bsky.social @maraviglia.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
And done! Possibly overdone. I get all excited when I've got so much basing space. Regardless! I can now pit Athena and her Greeks against Minerva and her Romans to finally decide who is the true Goddess of wisdom (and stuff). Might make this a Midgard project actually...
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Nice uhhh turkey tail.
A collection of almost certainly turkey tail mushrooms growing on a fallen branch over a stream
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David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
“It turns out that banishing the slur from public discourse was, in fact, important. Because now it’s back and it turns out that it does matter when subtext becomes actual text, when terrible people enable open hatred and bigotry, encouraging others to emulate them, degrading us all.”
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Perry: The return of the r-word
"These days, the r-word slur has become a staple of the American right wing, uttered with few professional or social consequences," David M. Perry writes.
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
When was the last time I saw searchlights in the sky? Do I feel like they used to be more common?
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UK Blue Jackets @ukbluejackets.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Adam Fantilli. That’s it, that’s the post. 🎯 #CBJ #NHL
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
When I was younger I got this surplus east German border patrol trenchcoat and I wore it all, alllll of the time. Long after it faded into my clothing past, I saw one on TV; the costumer for The Office decided that it was exactly the coat that Dwight would wear and I guess they had me pretty pegged.
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
*Casually taking off my BJJ hoodie to reveal a firefighter union t-shirt* "You know who I'm about, bro? You know this about me bro?"
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Man it looks really satisfying to like curl around your food like that. Like I'm gonna go get a bowl of curry and straight wrap around it and house it.
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Ok so is Portland gonna get a PWHL team or should I go all-in on Seattle Torrent merch?
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Every astronaut needs a space ... ambulance.
A toy set for kids featuring an astronaut, a space shuttle, a box truck and, confusingly, an ambulance
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Yearly reminder for people who make their own cranberry sauce to do it today or tomorrow.
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Seattle Torrent @seattletorrent.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Forged by nature. Unstoppable by will. We are the Seattle Torrent. 📺 youtu.be/4I3c5qNN2z0
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We are the Seattle Torrent.
YouTube video by Seattle Torrent
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Pips #75 Easy 🟢 0:11 🍪 Pips #75 Medium 🟡 0:35 🍪 Pips #75 Hard 🔴 0:48 🍪 Finally got my 3 cookies
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Hideyoshi Atheling Darrol @atheling.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Seleucid Argyraspides with "Bonus" Antigonus Monophthalmus For more pictures, please see my Just Add Water Blog here: justaddwater-bedford.blogspot.com/2025/02/sele...
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