sarah @realfarmersonly.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Thinking about how far I’ve come in repairing my relationship with food. I’m still not in a place where I could safely track calories and tbh I’m not interested in it (which is IMO the more important growth), but I’m now in a place where I can actually fully eat intuitively and it feels so good 110
Reposted by sarahJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 05/01/2026GREAT news we have added a new column to the chessboard and a new piece that can move any direction within a 4-square area called The Drunk 1489375
sarah @realfarmersonly.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Hi this is me coming back to this account just to start posting for accountability. I’m gonna start biking to and from the train stations and to and from the gym. Please yell at me if I’m not doing this. 110
sarah @realfarmersonly.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Drunk baseball fans on the train are trying to get a sea shanty going 100
sarah @realfarmersonly.bsky.social · 05/04/2025Will never understand people who stop dating their spouses or stop putting in effort for them. My wife and I are going to the zoo today and I spent 3.5 hours getting ready 030
Reposted by sarahjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/04/2025it is because they want to impoverish the country! they don’t want high end manufacturing. they want americans working subsistence wages making t shirts and clothes hangers 214110551998
Reposted by sarahacabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 04/04/2025there's NO excuse to still be driving a tesla. NONE "but I'm underwater and owe more than it's worth!!" don't care. grow up and commit insurance fraud 2006265700
sarah @realfarmersonly.bsky.social · 05/04/2025It’s payday baby. Spiked Baja blasts at the Taco Bell cantina are on ME 020
Reposted by sarahlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/04/2025absolutely no point complaining about the switch 2's price. nintendo can charge whatever they want. where else are you guys gonna get your little zeldas and mario partys? nowhere. they've got you by the balls and you know it 63153884
Reposted by sarahJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 30/03/2025damn those mid century Danes knew their way around a couch I tell you what!! 62134
sarah @realfarmersonly.bsky.social · 27/03/2025Ran across an influencer who looks STARTLINGLY like a young version of my mom and idk what to do with this 110
sarah @realfarmersonly.bsky.social · 27/03/2025Idk who needs this but this combo is inexpensive, available at every drugstore, completely cleared up the keratosis pilaris I’ve had my whole life, and has given me the smoothest, soften skin I’ve literally ever had 130
sarah @realfarmersonly.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Moving up in the world (strongly considering buying our first Grown Up couch to replace our 8-year-old ikea couch that keeps breaking) 010
sarah @realfarmersonly.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Taking my daily mental health outdoor time and god do I feel alive 020
sarah @realfarmersonly.bsky.social · 21/03/2025Bought a pill organizer and having some Feelings about it. But also Jesus Christ it’s annoying having a million different vitamin bottles out on the counter 100
sarah @realfarmersonly.bsky.social · 21/03/2025How can I be expected to focus on work when these exist and I can imagine sending them to my sisters with a little ultrasound photo with the baby’s name and due date written on it. How can I function under these conditions (extreme baby fever) 020
sarah @realfarmersonly.bsky.social · 20/03/2025I will have EVERYONE know that the tumor they found in this cat’s eye that blew her pupil out can NO LONGER BE SEEN by the oncologist & neurologist after just 2 rounds of chemo!!!!! Pic of extraordinarily zooted post-chemo appt cat to celebrate 2363
sarah @realfarmersonly.bsky.social · 18/03/2025NP answering my OBGYN’s email for him said she isn’t aware of specific protocols for FET in people with adenomyosis. Well girlie I AM aware of them!! Which is why I’m emailing!! Please let me talk to the doctor who actually understands my specific, poorly-studied condition!!! 110
sarah @realfarmersonly.bsky.social · 15/03/2025I am SO excited for straight women to start using the “I get the job done” line in The Giver on their female empowerment TikToks. It’s going to be so funny for me personally. Yeah girl you really finger blasted those chores. You absolutely strapped down that zoom meeting. You go girl 010
Reposted by sarahPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 15/03/2025(doing tactics voice) first of all i will always surrender 723980269
sarah @realfarmersonly.bsky.social · 14/03/2025Back at it again (applying for jobs) because I am so fucking tired of doing my sales manager’s job for him 010
sarah @realfarmersonly.bsky.social · 14/03/2025Save me Greek yogurt parfait. Greek yogurt parfait save me 100
Reposted by sarahAlexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 13/03/2025CALLS ARE WORKING - it has bought us precious time, but we NEED to keep the pressure up. Tomorrow is the cloture vote. KEEP CALLING: (202) 224-3121 ☎️☎️☎️ Tell your Dem Senator to vote NO on Cloture and NO on the Republican spending bill. Do NOT assume your Senator will be good on this. Trust me. 14253307111390
sarah @realfarmersonly.bsky.social · 13/03/2025My favorite part about being a white-collar coastal elite DINK is probably sweetgreen 000
sarah @realfarmersonly.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Took a bite of salmon that was so good it nearly brought a tear to my eye 010
sarah @realfarmersonly.bsky.social · 11/03/2025The face of a woman whose tumors have shrunk significantly and whose kidney values have improved by 50% from just ONE (1) round of chemo!!! 050
sarah @realfarmersonly.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Something I’ve been thinking about a lot lately as someone who has a lot of hang-ups with their weight is how fertility clinics specifically advise AGAINST losing weight. Of course they recommend good nutrition and light-moderate exercise, but they strongly advise against weight loss programs 120
sarah @realfarmersonly.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Jfc I can never leave this job, my insurance is so stupid good 110
sarah @realfarmersonly.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Something I will never understand in my professional life is having an important, time-sensitive task that needs to be done urgently & handing it off to someone whose job is absolutely 100% unrelated to that task, then getting mad when they don’t treat this FAVOR to you with the urgency you want 110
sarah @realfarmersonly.bsky.social · 04/03/2025One of my agents has a cult following because she voiced a character in GTA San Andreas??? 120
sarah @realfarmersonly.bsky.social · 04/03/2025First round of chemo done, everyone say good job Cobie 👏 👏 👏 030
sarah @realfarmersonly.bsky.social · 28/02/2025She doesn’t know she has cancer and she is SO sick of me taking pictures and videos of her every second of every day 110
sarah @realfarmersonly.bsky.social · 28/02/2025I can’t think of a joke worthy of this German town name please help 010
sarah @realfarmersonly.bsky.social · 28/02/2025My mother always told me that if I worked hard, stayed true to myself, and believed, one day I’d be able to analyze product usage data to produce actionable insights that result in significant quarter-over-quarter increases in customer retention 000
sarah @realfarmersonly.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Ever since I was a little girl, my dream has been to streamline client data reconciliation to drive organization efficiency 120
sarah @realfarmersonly.bsky.social · 25/02/2025Finally have an update: she has renal lymphoma. We’re setting up a consult with a veterinary oncologist to get a better picture of her exact prognosis, but odds are high that we’re looking at months. I’ve lost a lot of pets, but it’s never felt like this before. 200
sarah @realfarmersonly.bsky.social · 12/02/2025So absolutely no one knows what’s wrong with her eyes but girlypop does have mid-stage kidney disease so guess who’s going on a kidney diet!!!! 110
sarah @realfarmersonly.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Pls send some good vibes out for this creature—something’s wrong with her eyes and her kidneys. She’s getting a full work-up now and I’m really hoping it’s nothing too severe. She’s my daughter who I carried in my womb and birthed from my body and she’s going to live forever. 230
sarah @realfarmersonly.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Applied to a job I am literally a perfect fit for and I fixed my resume to be ATS-friendly so fingies crossed please 020
sarah @realfarmersonly.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Between new tattoo and then getting sick I missed yoga for 2 weeks and god DAMN it feels really good to be back on the mat. I didnt even realize my body felt bad but wow it feels so much better now 020
Reposted by sarahmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 05/02/2025the middle distance is 2025's trendiest place to stare 962899
sarah @realfarmersonly.bsky.social · 05/02/2025One of my agents went to Bali and brought me back the civet poop coffee and I have such conflicted feelings 000
Reposted by sarahJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 04/02/2025you need some schemes bro. bro it’s time to start plotting. you need some machinations. some mackies bro 282550608
Reposted by sarahJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 03/02/2025abracadabra amor oo na na abra ca dab ra morta oo gaga. Stefani I have received your message and will be acting on it soon 81045179