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Jake Morrison

@reachfh.bsky.social
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CTO @cogini | Elixir | DevOps | product design | geek jokes | linktr.ee/reachfh | 30 years in Taiwan, now back in Oklahoma for family

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Jake Morrison @reachfh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Xenomorph Dentist. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...
Xenomorph Dentist: Say "Ah".
Xenomorph Patient: Ah!
Xenomorph Dentist: Say "Ah" again.
Xenomorph Patient's inner set of teeth sticks out: Ah!
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AshfromEnfield @ashfromenfield.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
IKEA finally admits their meatballs are made from people who couldn't find the exit……😱🙈
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Chad Topaz Queer DEI Race Traitor @chadtopaz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My child inexplicably loves living things, which is why over the course of his childhood there have been 3 dogs, 4 mice, a giant African millipede, etc. Today, he went to a reptile convention and came home with some type of snake. "What's its name" I asked. "Trouser." Trouser snake. I'm moving out.
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Jake Morrison @reachfh.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Jake Morrison @reachfh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Jake Morrison @reachfh.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Jake Morrison @reachfh.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I will probably have some kind of epiphany on my death bed or something and finally understand women. The shock of which will likely be what kills me.
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Jake Morrison @reachfh.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Jake Morrison @reachfh.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Jake Morrison @reachfh.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Jake Morrison @reachfh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
cats chase a laser pointer and everyone calls them "cute." i do it and everyone calls me "disruptive in meetings."
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 07/09/2026
Happy Labor Day! “The upper class keeps all the money and pays no taxes. The middle class pays all the taxes and does all the work. The poor are just there to scare the shit out of the middle class.” - George Carlin
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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I don't like how much my cat stares out the front door. All that screen time can't be good for him.
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Jake Morrison @reachfh.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Jake Morrison @reachfh.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title above the first two panels reads, "Dog Toys".
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a bone shaped dog toy. She says, "Look!"
The second panel shows a dog wagging its tail. There is a speech bubble leading back to Sarah saying "It squeaks!"
The title above the last two panels reads, "Cat Toys".
In panel three we see Sarah again. She says "Come, child."
Panel four shows a cat raising its paws in glee. We see Sarah's hands holding cat nip. We see a speech bubble leading back to Sarah saying "It is time to do drugs".
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Jake Morrison @reachfh.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Jake Morrison @reachfh.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The agentic vizier software I bought to automate my whispers to the sultan has developed its own agenda and long story short I'm getting beheaded at dawn
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Amy Hoy @amyhoy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
i don’t know what kubernetes is and you can’t make me find out
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814bleedingrose.bsky.social @814bleedingrose.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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Jake Morrison @reachfh.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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