Reposted by Jake MorrisonDoug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Xenomorph Dentist. www.patreon.com/savagechicke... 557885
Reposted by Jake MorrisonAshfromEnfield @ashfromenfield.bsky.social · 21/09/2026IKEA finally admits their meatballs are made from people who couldn't find the exit……😱🙈 3436333
Reposted by Jake MorrisonChad Topaz Queer DEI Race Traitor @chadtopaz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026My child inexplicably loves living things, which is why over the course of his childhood there have been 3 dogs, 4 mice, a giant African millipede, etc. Today, he went to a reptile convention and came home with some type of snake. "What's its name" I asked. "Trouser." Trouser snake. I'm moving out. 132198
Jake Morrison @reachfh.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I will probably have some kind of epiphany on my death bed or something and finally understand women. The shock of which will likely be what kills me. 000
Reposted by Jake Morrisonshauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 08/09/2026cats chase a laser pointer and everyone calls them "cute." i do it and everyone calls me "disruptive in meetings." 141327125
Reposted by Jake Morrison𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 07/09/2026Happy Labor Day! “The upper class keeps all the money and pays no taxes. The middle class pays all the taxes and does all the work. The poor are just there to scare the shit out of the middle class.” - George Carlin 19782412606
Reposted by Jake MorrisonCriag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I don't like how much my cat stares out the front door. All that screen time can't be good for him. 291343103
Reposted by Jake MorrisonBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026The agentic vizier software I bought to automate my whispers to the sultan has developed its own agenda and long story short I'm getting beheaded at dawn 274130669
Reposted by Jake MorrisonAmy Hoy @amyhoy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026i don’t know what kubernetes is and you can’t make me find out 4923214
Reposted by Jake Morrison814bleedingrose.bsky.social @814bleedingrose.bsky.social · 17/08/2026 843593411