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Fancy Dijon Ketchup

@raychos.bsky.social
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Midwestern, SUPD. On the progressive side of the Force. (Thanks, Ryan Britt/Ophira) I’m on the blooski because TFGs made everything else suck. My special skill is I’m always prepared for a white elephant gift exchange.

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Fancy Dijon Ketchup @raychos.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Look, @neginfarsad.bsky.social I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed. You lure me in with my best friend @ophirae.bsky.social and then BAM!!! Fucking bed bugs. No. Just no.
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neginfarsad @neginfarsad.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Iran
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Fancy Dijon Ketchup @raychos.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
OMG!! @neginfarsad.bsky.social it is Costco magazine day!!!
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neginfarsad @neginfarsad.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
DC is about to get a full dose of the incredible @ophirae.bsky.social who is joining The Muslims Are Coming! show at The Atlas Performing Arts Center on Dec 12! She’s joined by @coreyrforrester.bsky.social and both are lovingly surrounded by Muslim comics like Yasmin Elhady, Gibran Saleem and ME!
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neginfarsad @neginfarsad.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
www.atlasarts.org/events/the-m...
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The Muslims are Coming! A Night of Standup Comedy | Atlas Performing Arts Center
The Muslims are Coming! is a standup show that features Muslim-American comedians (and their non-Muz friends) who battle our national ...
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Fancy Dijon Ketchup @raychos.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Are we in demolition man?
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Fancy Dijon Ketchup @raychos.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Look. @neginfarsad.bsky.social @nayeemaraza @petedominick.bsky.social I already recycled my recent Costco magazine. please enjoy the cover of my areas’ HOA magazine. But I will absolutely mail you a copy of next quarter’s zine. I won’t gatekeep this groundbreaking journalistic excellence.
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Fancy Dijon Ketchup @raychos.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
#SUPOTW week 12 is @captmarkkelly.bsky.social. He speaks truth to power, calls out corruption & reminds our service members that "just following orders" isn't a valid defense when the orders are illegal. Come learn about all kinds of #StandUp people with @petedominick.bsky.social EVERY DAY!
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Fancy Dijon Ketchup @raychos.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
The #SUPD community is proud to honor the survivors of the financier’s trafficking, child rape ring as our #SUPOTW. Been to HELL & back,they are standing toe to toe with the most powerful people to those that exploited them. Learn about #StandUp people with @petedominick.bsky.social daily on #SUPD
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Fancy Dijon Ketchup @raychos.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
#SUPOTW for week #10 is bright fire @adelitaforcongress.bsky.social She calls out hypocrisy & stands up for victims. She's fighting important fights in these atrocious times. Come learn about #StandUp people like Rep. Grijalva DAILY with @petedominick.bsky.social www.patreon.com/PeteDominick...
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Fancy Dijon Ketchup @raychos.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Watching @jasonjohnsonart.bsky.social on #StandUpWithPete with @petedominick.bsky.social and I need that squash cranberry salad recipe you mentioned. I’m all about a fall salad!!
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Fancy Dijon Ketchup @raychos.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
My CEO and the fight against Human Trafficking thehill.com/opinion/civi...
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
When I was little, the U.S. military came to our home at gunpoint and took me and my family away. We were imprisoned for years in barbed wire camps simply because we were Japanese American. I have spent my life telling that story, hoping it would never be repeated.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Budzinski: Families making over $700,000 a year will see a boost of $12,000 almost entirely from tax cuts. Shockingly, households making $23,000 a year or less are set to lose about $1600 a year, mostly due to deep cuts to Medicaid and food assistance
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✨ A Goddess has NO KING ✨ @the-goddess-speaks.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
A Florida weatherman telling his viewers he can no longer be confident in his forecasts due to cuts to atmospheric science is the kind of resistance content I’m here for. Kudos, Sir.🌦️
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Fancy Dijon Ketchup @raychos.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Just watched @emilyjaynef.bsky.social story on Stand Up with @petedominick.bsky.social Thank you!!!
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Fancy Dijon Ketchup @raychos.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Please join in celebrating the patron saint of #COTTG @christianfinnegan.bsky.social on his name day. #SUPD
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Fancy Dijon Ketchup @raychos.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Hey, @ophirae.bsky.social I also “Just Say No” to murder podcasts. But if you give me a good presidential/political drama, I’m all in. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...
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Katie Love Loves Being The Breadwinner
Podcast Episode · Parenting is a Joke · 02/25/2025 · 53m
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Clara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
1/ Town halls continue to go badly for GOP congresspeople, an ongoing thread: www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2Pc7F6y/
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Rep. Kevin Hern of Oklahoma faced constituents in Glenpool expressing concerns about several national concerns. Things got a bit tense during an exchange over Ukraine and Russia and where Hern's allia...
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Ophira Eisenberg @ophirae.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
my 9yo son noticed a vending machine for tampons in a public women’s restroom and yelled, “wait- they’re extorting money from women every month just because they get a period?” I was extremely proud. … and then we reviewed the definition of extortion
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Fancy Dijon Ketchup @raychos.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
I’m mostly annoyed with climate change and my Midwest freezer being out of order.
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Fancy Dijon Ketchup @raychos.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
My super special skill is I’m always prepared for a white elephant gift exchange.
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Fancy Dijon Ketchup @raychos.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Help send a bunch of groovy middle schoolers to DC and NYC this summer! olr.worldstrides.net/scripts/cgii...
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Give the Gift of Education - WorldStrides DiscoverNow!
I have the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to travel with my classmates. I'm requesting financial contributions to help with the cost of my trip. Click the link below to make a donation. Thank you for ...
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Fancy Dijon Ketchup @raychos.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I’m going to start describing myself as being “on the progressive side of the Force.” Listen to this⬇️
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Fancy Dijon Ketchup @raychos.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Help send a bunch of groovy middle schoolers to DC and NYC this summer! olr.worldstrides.net/scripts/cgii...
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Give the Gift of Education - WorldStrides DiscoverNow!
I have the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to travel with my classmates. I'm requesting financial contributions to help with the cost of my trip. Click the link below to make a donation. Thank you for ...
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Fancy Dijon Ketchup @raychos.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Just so all of you feel really good about your life choices. I can NOT remember where in hid the elf. #ElfOnTheShelf #HappyHolidays
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Fancy Dijon Ketchup @raychos.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Hey, @ophirae.bsky.social I’m also dumb and wrong. 😘 #parentingIsAjoke
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Maria Bamford @mariabamford.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
It’s me, @mariabamford.bsky.social I’ve just left Twitter. I’m a comedian and had used Twitter to connect with fans and other comedians. I’m not sure how to let people know I’m here. Ha-ha.
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Fancy Dijon Ketchup @raychos.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
You know you’ve been depressed for a while when trimming your toenails again for the first time feels like a makeover.
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Fancy Dijon Ketchup @raychos.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Love comedy. Love Ophira. Mostly love parenting. All the things.
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Kimmer @kvonyborg.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Parents... If you, like me, are on the struggle bus right meow - this is the listen for you. @ophirae.bsky.social #ParentingIsAJoke: Sarah Tollemache Plays the Newly Born Game pdst.fm/e/pscrb.fm/r...
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Fancy Dijon Ketchup @raychos.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
@eringloriaryan.bsky.social I also react VERY POORLY to hydrocodone. Tramadol was better, but woof. #hysteria
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Fancy Dijon Ketchup @raychos.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Post you from a different era. My so-called freshman year of high school.
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Farming While Beige @sylvanaquafarms.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Regenerative farmers can be sane, scientifically literate, Black, Indigenous, non-religious, non-crunchy, non-alt-right, feminist, accepting of plant based diets, urban born, and a heterosexual male, all at the same time. Retweet this and/or follow me to see what that looks like.
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Fancy Dijon Ketchup @raychos.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I accidentally got maple ham and I feel like I’m living inside of that Dennis Leary coffee-flavored-coffee bit.
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Fancy Dijon Ketchup @raychos.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Doing the thing with the stuff and now I have a headache.
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Celeste Headlee @celesteheadlee.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Whatever you are not changing, you are choosing.
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Fancy Dijon Ketchup @raychos.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
I’m on the blooski because TFGs made everything else suck.
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