Fancy Dijon Ketchup @raychos.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Obviously Hawaii. I thought Oregon and Minnesota - because of contrast due to their proximity to misery. But when you said New Jersey and Utah, my first thought was: “Yeah, because they’re stupid.” 110
Fancy Dijon Ketchup @raychos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026🎶🎶 saxophones start playing in the distance 🎶🎶 111
Fancy Dijon Ketchup @raychos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026So. Bare knuckle boxing? That’s the ad I got at the top and at the first break. What about either of us says “Bare knuckle fighting” 000
Fancy Dijon Ketchup @raychos.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My parents expected to live to be 90, They only made it to 64, so I have orphan sudden wealth syndrome. It is a very specific strain. 000
Fancy Dijon Ketchup @raychos.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Rachel’s shower thoughts: Is Loneliness Maxxing just the mental gymnastics you have to do to avoid “buyers remorse” when you can finally afford to have an apartment without roommates?? 110
Fancy Dijon Ketchup @raychos.bsky.social · 07/08/2026IT JUST KEEPS GOING!!! STAHHHHHHHP! @ophirae.bsky.social Lemon Lyme disease!! 111
Fancy Dijon Ketchup @raychos.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Look, @neginfarsad.bsky.social I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed. You lure me in with my best friend @ophirae.bsky.social and then BAM!!! Fucking bed bugs. No. Just no. 110
Fancy Dijon Ketchup @raychos.bsky.social · 30/06/2026I’m a trad wide. In that I made my husband buy me a giant house in the suburbs and a SUV with air conditioned seats. 010
Fancy Dijon Ketchup @raychos.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Thank you for this. I value Your perspective so much and I’m lighting a candle and thinking about your family. 110
Fancy Dijon Ketchup @raychos.bsky.social · 01/02/2026I was listening to news report from Iran today and thinking of you. Hoping your family is safe. 010
Fancy Dijon Ketchup @raychos.bsky.social · 14/01/2026That dichotomy is understandable and painful. 110
Fancy Dijon Ketchup @raychos.bsky.social · 28/12/2025OMG!! @neginfarsad.bsky.social it is Costco magazine day!!! 110
Fancy Dijon Ketchup @raychos.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Why do you brush your teeth BEFORE you eat? I’m confused. 100
Reposted by Fancy Dijon Ketchupneginfarsad @neginfarsad.bsky.social · 05/12/2025DC is about to get a full dose of the incredible @ophirae.bsky.social who is joining The Muslims Are Coming! show at The Atlas Performing Arts Center on Dec 12! She’s joined by @coreyrforrester.bsky.social and both are lovingly surrounded by Muslim comics like Yasmin Elhady, Gibran Saleem and ME! 131
Reposted by Fancy Dijon Ketchupneginfarsad @neginfarsad.bsky.social · 02/12/2025www.atlasarts.org/events/the-m...atlasarts.orgThe Muslims are Coming! A Night of Standup Comedy | Atlas Performing Arts CenterThe Muslims are Coming! is a standup show that features Muslim-American comedians (and their non-Muz friends) who battle our national ... 021
Fancy Dijon Ketchup @raychos.bsky.social · 04/12/2025Look. @neginfarsad.bsky.social @nayeemaraza @petedominick.bsky.social I already recycled my recent Costco magazine. please enjoy the cover of my areas’ HOA magazine. But I will absolutely mail you a copy of next quarter’s zine. I won’t gatekeep this groundbreaking journalistic excellence. 120
Fancy Dijon Ketchup @raychos.bsky.social · 03/12/2025#SUPOTW week 12 is @captmarkkelly.bsky.social. He speaks truth to power, calls out corruption & reminds our service members that "just following orders" isn't a valid defense when the orders are illegal. Come learn about all kinds of #StandUp people with @petedominick.bsky.social EVERY DAY!patreon.comGet more from PeteDominick on PatreonCreating Podcasts videos, Stand Up Comedy, Speaking,hosting,fund 010
Fancy Dijon Ketchup @raychos.bsky.social · 23/11/2025The #SUPD community is proud to honor the survivors of the financier’s trafficking, child rape ring as our #SUPOTW. Been to HELL & back,they are standing toe to toe with the most powerful people to those that exploited them. Learn about #StandUp people with @petedominick.bsky.social daily on #SUPD 010
Fancy Dijon Ketchup @raychos.bsky.social · 17/11/2025#SUPOTW for week #10 is bright fire @adelitaforcongress.bsky.social She calls out hypocrisy & stands up for victims. She's fighting important fights in these atrocious times. Come learn about #StandUp people like Rep. Grijalva DAILY with @petedominick.bsky.social www.patreon.com/PeteDominick...patreon.comGet more from PeteDominick on PatreonCreating Podcasts videos, Stand Up Comedy, Speaking,hosting,fund 010
Fancy Dijon Ketchup @raychos.bsky.social · 14/08/2025Watching @jasonjohnsonart.bsky.social on #StandUpWithPete with @petedominick.bsky.social and I need that squash cranberry salad recipe you mentioned. I’m all about a fall salad!! 010
Fancy Dijon Ketchup @raychos.bsky.social · 30/07/2025My CEO and the fight against Human Trafficking thehill.com/opinion/civi...thehill.com 000
Reposted by Fancy Dijon KetchupGeorge Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 21/07/2025When I was little, the U.S. military came to our home at gunpoint and took me and my family away. We were imprisoned for years in barbed wire camps simply because we were Japanese American. I have spent my life telling that story, hoping it would never be repeated. 15646839220871
Reposted by Fancy Dijon KetchupAcyn @acyn.bsky.social · 26/06/2025Budzinski: Families making over $700,000 a year will see a boost of $12,000 almost entirely from tax cuts. Shockingly, households making $23,000 a year or less are set to lose about $1600 a year, mostly due to deep cuts to Medicaid and food assistance 8902328010357
Reposted by Fancy Dijon Ketchup✨ A Goddess has NO KING ✨ @the-goddess-speaks.bsky.social · 03/06/2025A Florida weatherman telling his viewers he can no longer be confident in his forecasts due to cuts to atmospheric science is the kind of resistance content I’m here for. Kudos, Sir.🌦️ 464132034786
Fancy Dijon Ketchup @raychos.bsky.social · 06/05/2025Just watched @emilyjaynef.bsky.social story on Stand Up with @petedominick.bsky.social Thank you!!! 163
Fancy Dijon Ketchup @raychos.bsky.social · 06/05/2025Just watched you on Stand Up with @petedominick.bsky.social Thank you for sharing your story. 000
Fancy Dijon Ketchup @raychos.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Please join in celebrating the patron saint of #COTTG @christianfinnegan.bsky.social on his name day. #SUPD 000
Fancy Dijon Ketchup @raychos.bsky.social · 14/03/2025I always thought using food to put out in your yard was a rich person thing. We keep the same plastic eggs to fill and hide, year after year. 000
Fancy Dijon Ketchup @raychos.bsky.social · 25/02/2025Hey, @ophirae.bsky.social I also “Just Say No” to murder podcasts. But if you give me a good presidential/political drama, I’m all in. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...podcasts.apple.comKatie Love Loves Being The BreadwinnerPodcast Episode · Parenting is a Joke · 02/25/2025 · 53m 140
Reposted by Fancy Dijon KetchupClara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 22/02/20251/ Town halls continue to go badly for GOP congresspeople, an ongoing thread: www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2Pc7F6y/tiktok.comRep. Kevin Hern of Oklahoma faced constituents in Glenpool expressing concerns about several national concerns. Things got a bit tense during an exchange over Ukraine and Russia and where Hern's allia...TikTok video by newson6kotv 1143260763
Reposted by Fancy Dijon KetchupOphira Eisenberg @ophirae.bsky.social · 05/02/2025my 9yo son noticed a vending machine for tampons in a public women’s restroom and yelled, “wait- they’re extorting money from women every month just because they get a period?” I was extremely proud. … and then we reviewed the definition of extortion 1455059
Fancy Dijon Ketchup @raychos.bsky.social · 25/01/2025And fricking Walmart. Doing my best to buy 2nd hand and small business. 010
Fancy Dijon Ketchup @raychos.bsky.social · 22/01/2025“The thing most recipients are doing unless they are disabled or a literal child.” 010
Fancy Dijon Ketchup @raychos.bsky.social · 13/01/2025I hope you are feeling better, @espinsegall.bsky.social ! Steamy air helps OR icy cold air. The muck had a hold of us for a couple weeks. 020
Fancy Dijon Ketchup @raychos.bsky.social · 25/12/2024I’m mostly annoyed with climate change and my Midwest freezer being out of order. 010
Fancy Dijon Ketchup @raychos.bsky.social · 17/12/2024My super special skill is I’m always prepared for a white elephant gift exchange. 010
Fancy Dijon Ketchup @raychos.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Interesting gig idea. $ to be added to a family group and you call out anonymously when someone is on bullsh*t 100
Reposted by Fancy Dijon KetchupFancy Dijon Ketchup @raychos.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Help send a bunch of groovy middle schoolers to DC and NYC this summer! olr.worldstrides.net/scripts/cgii...olr.worldstrides.netGive the Gift of Education - WorldStrides DiscoverNow!I have the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to travel with my classmates. I'm requesting financial contributions to help with the cost of my trip. Click the link below to make a donation. Thank you for ... 031
Fancy Dijon Ketchup @raychos.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Equivalent to when the grocery store rearranges. 030