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Corey Ryan Forrester

@coreyrforrester.bsky.social
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Comedian. Entertainer. Author. Dad. Idiot. I’d love it if you subscribed to my bonus stuff at WeLoveCorey.com

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
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Squishy @lostsquishy.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Omg yessss! @coreyrforrester.bsky.social is incredible. His substack writing is damn good too. Those three and the lovely @thefunnycarmen.bsky.social are my fav in comedy. She is a fucking gem
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Corey Ryan Forrester @coreyrforrester.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I’m becoming an alpha male!
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I’m Becoming An Alpha Male!
The internet is a wild and wonderful place, y’all!
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HockeyBroad @hockeybroad.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Our comedians are telling the truth, & it's not funny. The truth is painful & raw, & too many are looking away from it. @coreyrforrester.bsky.social nails it. [to whytmagrats] "What IS it that this country hasn't f*n given you?" www.instagram.com/reel/DT8m2W-...
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Conor 📎❤️ #LaraCroft ❤️ #TombRaider ️❤️ #TombRaider30 ❤️ #gaming ❤️ @conormcl2026.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
The legendary @coreyrforrester.bsky.social 🌊💙 repost if you agree with him and repost my pinned post too legends 🔄
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Corey Ryan Forrester @coreyrforrester.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
New diary entry is up! This essay is about talking to old men at the grocery store. I hope you like it! #writer #author #substack #diary #KurtVonnegut
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Corey’s Diary 1/26/25: Stop And Smell The Roses Or (A Lesson From Kurt Vonnegut)
Had to go to the grocery store this morning to get my sister some milk.
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Corey Ryan Forrester @coreyrforrester.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
New diary is up! #writer #author #diary #substack substack.com/@coreyryanfo...
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Corey’s Diary 1/13/2026 - Dilbert Is Dead (and more)
Scott Adams died this morning.
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Corey Ryan Forrester @coreyrforrester.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
New diary is up! open.substack.com/pub/coreyrya...
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Corey’s Diary 1/10/2026: The Buttermilk Blues (and more)
Just got back from a walk in a fairly aggressive rain.
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Andrew Nelson @ninesnorth.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
I’m as tired of soccer/football discourse as the next guy, but this video from @coreyrforrester.bsky.social is hilarious! www.instagram.com/reel/DR5QjWu...
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undefined on Instagram: "coreyrforresterYall this might be what finally does it. I know my people. This is a bridge too far. LETS SEE HIM WIGGLE OUTTA THIS …"
coreyrforresterYall this might be what finally does it. I know my people. This is a bridge too far. LETS SEE HIM WIGGLE OUTTA THIS ONE!!#trump #patriot #football #soccer #sports #MAGA #AmericaFirst #CharlieKirk
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Corey Ryan Forrester @coreyrforrester.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
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Chickaluki Times Free Press: Letter To The Editor - Netty Potter and The “Co-Cola” Scandal
Letters to the Editor
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Corey Ryan Forrester @coreyrforrester.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
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Walk and Talk: Forgiveness and Good Things Coming From Bad Deeds
Brad Paisley had a song called “All Because Two People Fell In Love” (or at least I think that’s the title, I’m too lazy to google)
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Corey Ryan Forrester @coreyrforrester.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
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No Matter What (A Silly Poem For My Son)
If dogs were cats and cats were dogs and butterflies turned into frogs and day was night and up was down and you were happy when you frowned and sand was wet and water dry and birds could swim and fis...
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Corey Ryan Forrester @coreyrforrester.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
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Am I Ugly, Or Am I Just In A Walmart? (Video Version!)
Have a great day folks and enjoy!
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Corey Ryan Forrester @coreyrforrester.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Oh god did I tell that story out loud? 🤣
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Corey Ryan Forrester @coreyrforrester.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
My latest essay is about Jennifer Lopez’s big fat ass and how we ain’t appreciating it enough. Enjoy
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In The Later Years of The Big-Butt-aissance, We Still Have J-Lo to Thank!
by Corey Ryan Forrester (who is high walking through the woods while writing)
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Corey Ryan Forrester @coreyrforrester.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Good lord. Y’all think y’all could keep up with ole Charlie Sheen? I don’t think I got it in me!
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Corey Ryan Forrester @coreyrforrester.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
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Thought Of The Day 9/4: Play The Hand You’re Dealt!
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Corey Ryan Forrester @coreyrforrester.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Morning announcement: if you “roll coal” or any such thing, we hate you
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Corey Ryan Forrester @coreyrforrester.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Where is D.B. Cooper? As you all know I LOVE history and have decided to use it as my anti drug and alcohol mechanism 🤣. I’m dedicating myself to learning everything I can about who we are, where we came from, and the legendary people that make life so interesting. Full Story at WeLoveCorey.com
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Corey Ryan Forrester @coreyrforrester.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Back in 1928, a little boy named Walter Collins went to the movies in L.A. and never came home. What followed was one of the wildest, most heartbreaking crime stories you’ve never heard…a fake reunion cooked up by the LAPD…Full story at WeLoveCorey.com
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Brian @briancarmien.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Nobody should read "Round Here and Over Yonder" by @coreyrforrester.bsky.social & @thetraecrowder.bsky.social! EVERYONE should listen to the audiobook read by the authors. Their accents add infinitely more humor & charm than the written word could ever express.
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Corey Ryan Forrester @coreyrforrester.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
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Corey Ryan Forrester @coreyrforrester.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Did yall know im reading The Adventures Of Tom Sawyer as a bed time story? Well I am! Podcast will be released to the public soon but you can go head and get chapters 1-29 over at WeLoveCorey.com Less than a cup of coffee a month and you can support my work and send my son to school!
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Corey Ryan Forrester @coreyrforrester.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Wanna watch a new Marvel movie but haven’t seen all 1,000 of the others and don’t have time? Well good news… I break em down for you in easily digestible rants! Phase 1 of 6 is out now at WeLoveCorey.com
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Corey Ryan Forrester @coreyrforrester.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
My latest for The Atlanta Journal-Constitution is about what I’ve learned as a dad!
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Lessons I've learned being a father that might work for you — or they might not
'Liberal Redneck Manifesto' author and comedian Corey Ryan Forrester shares his observations about being the father of a little boy and what's hard and easy about being a dad.
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Corey Ryan Forrester @coreyrforrester.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Anyone in Silicon Valley want to be an angel investor in one of my new apps??
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Corey Ryan Forrester @coreyrforrester.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
This week’s episode of Puttin On Airs is about farts, but not just any farts… secret ROYAL FARTS
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The Secret Farts Of Ancient China| Puttin on Airs w/ Trae Crowder & Corey Ryan Forrester
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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Plot twist: Stephen wasn't the Miller sitting in the cuck chair...
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Corey Ryan Forrester @coreyrforrester.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Wanna read the news but lack the attention span? I’ve summed up the stupid Elon Musk-Trump-Stephen/Katie Miller story in less than 3 mins! Thoughts?
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Corey Ryan Forrester @coreyrforrester.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Wrote a poem. You can probably guess what it’s about
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Donkeys and Elephants
A Poem
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Corey Ryan Forrester @coreyrforrester.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Sunnyvale California, where ya at? I’m gonna be at Rooster T Feathers June 19-22! Yall come see me! rooster-t-feathers.seatengine-sites.com/events/114252
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Rooster T. Feathers Comedy Club | Corey Ryan Forrester
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monorail times @themonorailtimes.com · 27/05/2025
Preach Corey!
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Corey Ryan Forrester @coreyrforrester.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
My latest column for the Atlanta Journal-Constitution is out! It’s about spending your time on things you like instead of getting an ulcer by hating things
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Opinion: Turn off whatever your "Star Wars" is if now it's turning you off
Just because you call yourself a fan doesn't mean your favorite Hollywood franchise, TV series or any other media owes you anything
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Corey Ryan Forrester @coreyrforrester.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Do you like Mark Twain? Do you like falling asleep? I think I can help!
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Corey Ryan Forrester @coreyrforrester.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Asheville, NC! Come see me tomorrow so I can make you laugh/send my son to school one day! CoreyRyanForrester.com for tickets!
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Corey Ryan Forrester @coreyrforrester.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Fort Worth, Texas I’ll Be at the Big Laugh Comedy club on June 26th! Come holler!
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Corey Forrester Live In Fort Worth - June 26th 8:00PM
Corey Ryan Forrester is coming to Fort Worth—and he’s ready to make you laugh like crazy.He’s fast, loud, and says the things you’re thinking but wouldn’t dare say out loud. From growing up in the Sou...
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Corey Ryan Forrester @coreyrforrester.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
“WHY CANT I JUST WATCH THE LAST OF US WITHOUT HAVING TO THINK ABOUT PEOPLE DIFFERENT THAN ME!”
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Rednecks Thoughts On Lesbians in The Last Of Us
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Corey Ryan Forrester @coreyrforrester.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
You can now listen to the very first episode of Public Domain Sleepy Time Theatre w/o a subscription! Me reading you to sleep with a Mark Twain book? What’s not to love?
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Public Domain Sleepy Time Theatre #1 - The Adventures of Tom Sawyer By Mark Twain Ch. 1&2
YouTube video by Trae Crowder (Liberal Redneck)
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Corey Ryan Forrester @coreyrforrester.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
My luck will always outweigh my talent, and I’m ok with that. What a hilarious, gracious, and brilliant man who I’ve admired for what feels like my whole life. Whoever said “don’t meet your heroes” never met Lewis Black (or maybe he’s a schmuck and Lewis ain’t one of his heroes!) (1/?)
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Corey Ryan Forrester @coreyrforrester.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
The happiest of Mother’s days
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Corey Ryan Forrester @coreyrforrester.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Now American Catholics know how Southern Baptists felt when Big Van Vader became the first United States wrestler to become the IWGP Heavyweight Champion in Japan
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Corey Ryan Forrester @coreyrforrester.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
I’ve had so many lovely messages from friends and fans alike that say this is now the ONLY way they can relax and fall asleep! Makes me so happy I read you Mark Twain in a calming southern voice and you get rest? What could be better
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Corey Ryan Forrester @coreyrforrester.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
“Daaaaaa Prayers!”- new Pope
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Corey Ryan Forrester @coreyrforrester.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Was out of commission on May 4th, so tonight in addition to the return of CATFISH JIMMY in GTA V, we will also be playing Star Wars Battlefront II so y’all can watch me murdered and cuss the second I respawn!
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Corey Ryan Forrester @coreyrforrester.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Hey everyone! Wellred will be up in a few, my internet was having fits all night!
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Corey Ryan Forrester @coreyrforrester.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
You know im an old school wrestling fan cause im gonna gear up to get that baby face pop wherever I go! GO BLUES!
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Corey Ryan Forrester @coreyrforrester.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
My wife had never heard of the famous “poop knife” story from Reddit and unfortunately I actually lived through it in a way 🤮 (That said, I’m proud of the girth of my 2 year olds sh*t lol)
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Don Baldwin, Everyday Anti-fascist @donbaldwin.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
This may be the dumbest conversation you guys have ever had and I mean that in the best way possible. Absolutely stupidly hilarious.
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Corey Ryan Forrester @coreyrforrester.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
It’s Wednesday so you know what that means….. Catfish Jimmy is BACK BABY! Streaming on all socials and my YouTube. Experience what critics are calling “the cinematic character of the decade!”
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Corey Ryan Forrester @coreyrforrester.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
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WellRED Podcast: 100 Men or One Gorilla? Who Wins The Fight?
YouTube video by Trae Crowder (Liberal Redneck)
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