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Ophira Eisenberg

@ophirae.bsky.social
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standup, podcast host, writer, probably more

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Kimmer @kvonyborg.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Listening made me so happy and made me miss my #PJ friends 🤷 #ParentingIsAJoke: Live from #PodJam: Parenting, Potty Training, and How to Talk to Kids About Politics @ophirae.bsky.social @desgoble.bsky.social @tyevs3 @raychos.bsky.social @aaronecarroll.bsky.social pdst.fm/e/pscrb.fm/r...
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Ophira Eisenberg @ophirae.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
with these egg prices, easter egg hunts will be only for the richest people in America this year
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Ophira Eisenberg @ophirae.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Talking with @johnmoe.bsky.social on @depreshmode.bsky.social was better than 10 years of therapy. it’s audio ketamine! maximumfun.org/episodes/dep...
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Surviving Trauma and Having a Few Laughs with Ophira Eisenberg | Maximum Fun
The acclaimed writer, comedian, and podcast host opens up about major events in her life.
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Kimmer @kvonyborg.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Boundaries, parenting, exploiting our children for profit & 90s ribbon dancing ❤️ This pod has everything 🤣 #ParentingIsAJoke: Staying Healthy After Going Going Viral with Katie Love @ophirae.bsky.social pdst.fm/e/pscrb.fm/r...
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a man covering his face with his hands in front of a map
Alt: a man covering his face with his hands in front of a map
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Symphony Space @symphonyspace.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Got any weekend plans? Selected Shorts come to The Stissing Center for Arts and Culture in Pine Plains, NY, on March 9! Host @ophirae.bsky.social will be joined by Lauren Ambrose, Teagle F. Bougere, and David Strathairn for an evening of stories about transformation. Tix on sale now! bit.ly/3XeRPDz
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Ophira Eisenberg @ophirae.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
i’m so excited for this!
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Kimmer @kvonyborg.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
I could listen to these 2 chat all day. Love hearing Katie's story! #ParentingIsAJoke: Katie Love Loves Being The Breadwinner @ophirae.bsky.social pdst.fm/e/pscrb.fm/r...
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Ophira Eisenberg @ophirae.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
i just read that the odds keep going up that, 7 years from now, an asteroid will smash into Earth. so there you go, some good news.
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Kimmer @kvonyborg.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Parenting may be a B- but the comedy is stellar. I wish I could see @ophirae.bsky.social & @mattgoldich.bsky.social together at QED on March 13th. 🍻 #ParentingIsAJoke: pdst.fm/e/pscrb.fm/r...
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Kimmer @kvonyborg.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Not a drag queen. Not a transgender human being. Not an undocumented immigrant.
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Ophira Eisenberg @ophirae.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Between the Super Bowl and bird flu – this is a bad week to be a chicken.
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Ophira Eisenberg @ophirae.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
a friend just bragged to me that he’s never had an amazon package stolen. the new mark of a lucky life.
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Ophira Eisenberg @ophirae.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
my 9yo son noticed a vending machine for tampons in a public women’s restroom and yelled, “wait- they’re extorting money from women every month just because they get a period?” I was extremely proud. … and then we reviewed the definition of extortion
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Kimmer @kvonyborg.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
i’m curious what podcasts you guys listen to? 🤔🎧 My top 10: 1.Stand Up With Pete @petedominick.bsky.social 2.Toni and Ryan 3.Parenting Is A Joke @ophirae.bsky.social 4.Muckrake Political Podcast 5. @popsonhopspod.bsky.social 6.PoliticsGirl 7.Democracyish 8.Handsome 9.Master Plan 10.New Abnormal
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Ophira Eisenberg @ophirae.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
shuttdown medicaid but tik tok is back so i hope your fav influencer can diagnose and treat you!
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Ophira Eisenberg @ophirae.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
I just heard a man yell at his dog “inside voice, Charles inside voice!” i’m not sure he understands that he has a… dog
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Kimmer @kvonyborg.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
"We turned out fine..." I typically follow that up with "I mean clearly not GREAT but I'm ok..." 🤣 #ParentingIsAJoke: Surviving Trails and Tantrums with @thesallybrooks.bsky.social w/ @ophirae.bsky.social pdst.fm/e/pscrb.fm/r...
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Ophira Eisenberg @ophirae.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
social media : net zero
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Ophira Eisenberg @ophirae.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
does anyone else’s kid start every other sentence with “POV ….” ??
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Kimmer @kvonyborg.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
These moms are so fun and even better together. I got told all the time I talked too much in school - I made a career out of it. 🤷 The talkers will be fine. #ParentingIsAJoke: @BizLawerence is Emotionally Forward with Her Kids w/ @ophirae.bsky.social pdst.fm/e/pscrb.fm/r...
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Kimmer @kvonyborg.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
If you wonder why there's so much #FemaleRage, give today's snack-isode a listen. Parenting is a Joke: Too Much Stuff, Too Little Support with @BizLawerence & @ophirae.bsky.social pdst.fm/e/pscrb.fm/r...
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Hark Audio @harkaudio.com · 17/01/2025
These are Rachel Bloom’s funniest podcast moments, all in one playlist. Feat: - Rachel Bloom’s parenting style @ophirae.bsky.social - The St. Elsewhere Cinematic Universe @cbbworld.bsky.social - How She Avoided Offending Priests @npr.org share.harkaudio.com/afKCUeVkPfXN...
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Rachel Bloom: A Roundup of Podcast Moments
Hilarious podcast moments featuring Rachel Bloom, including her jokes on parenting styles, priests, and 14-year-old boys.
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Ophira Eisenberg @ophirae.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
so many of us are relying on social media to get news about our friends and loved ones in LA who are dealing with this devastation and it is so weird / disturbing to see the 🔥 emoji used to just represent fire
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Kimmer @kvonyborg.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I'm definitely not an #IntenseParent... I'm more with Mike Pesca - they won't die if left alone 🤷 Parenting is a Joke: @MikePeasca Is Raising A Few Good Men @ophirae.bsky.social pdst.fm/e/pscrb.fm/r...
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Ophira Eisenberg @ophirae.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
on todays @parentingisajoke ep, Journalist, podcaster and dad @milkepescs.bsky.social shares how his kids are expertly navigating the complexities of today’s world — even if they still can’t quite tie their shoes! 🤔👟 listen to this ep! tinyurl.com/2hj5a5bx
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Ophira Eisenberg @ophirae.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Accidentally took the employee elevator at the hotel I was staying at and got to read this gem
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Ophira Eisenberg @ophirae.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
I posted the strange email. from UnitedHealth last week asking for feedback in exchange for a free expensive toothbrush – I thought it was REAL until I just looked at the email address it was sent from and – WHOA
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Ophira Eisenberg @ophirae.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
I’ve been performing in AL and TN all week and I didn’t know until now that people wear Christmas sweaters non-ironically
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Ophira Eisenberg @ophirae.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
I must be too simplistic when thinking about the New Jersey drones- why isn’t anyone going up in a helicopter and poking them with a broomstick?
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Kimmer @kvonyborg.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
"People at the playground want to be my friend" @megangailey.bsky.social #CantRelate #NoMomFriends Parenting is a Joke: Hallmark Movies & Holiday Chaos with Megan Gailey & @ophirae.bsky.social pdst.fm/e/pscrb.fm/r...
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Ophira Eisenberg @ophirae.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
I know I’m getting older when I open an app and it says it has a brand new look! as I know I’m gonna hate it.
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Kimmer @kvonyborg.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
These two were so fantastic together. They nail what it's like to mom it in this world. @ophirae.bsky.social Parenting is a Joke: @megangailey.bsky.social Scores a Parenting Hat Trick pdst.fm/e/pscrb.fm/r...
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Sleeping with Celebrities @sleepwithcelebs.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
New episode up with @ophirae.bsky.social where we talk about many things related to the great nation of Canada, including what makes Montreal bagels so very good. Get ready to be lulled to sleep..., eh. maximumfun.org/episodes/sle...
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Ophira Eisenberg @ophirae.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
i could pay rent with GapCash
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Ophira Eisenberg @ophirae.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
just retuning from the dentist. CAN WE MAKE CLEAR COFFEE PLEASE. And yes it still has to be coffee.
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Ophira Eisenberg @ophirae.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
many of my friends have told me they just had to stop reading the news, but with an assasination of a medical insurance CEO, they’re back!
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Kimmer @kvonyborg.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Even though he's trashing my favorite cartoon, I love this little snack-isode! @ophirae.bsky.social talks with @ryanbritt.bsky.social #PatentingIsAJoke pdst.fm/e/pscrb.fm/r...
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Have Phaser - Won't Use Transporter @alfetta159.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I loved it when Ryan Britt mentioned watching 'old' Star Trek with his kid on the Parenting is a Joke podcast (@ophirae.bsky.social). I immediately thought, wow, the original series? But then he mentioned Riker. 🙄 So that's old Trek now. Okay.
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Kimmer @kvonyborg.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Every episode of #ParentingIsAJoke is so fantastic-there's just something I really find special about Dads opening up & talking - this episode is top tier. I'm sure there's a joke in there somewhere 🤣 @ryanbritt.bsky.social Geeks Out About Parenting w @ophirae.bsky.social pdst.fm/e/pscrb.fm/r...
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Ophira Eisenberg @ophirae.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I smelled burnt toast and started freaking out and then I realized it was because I forgot about some toast – and it was burning. So I’m not having a stroke, I’m having early memory loss – cool.
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Ophira Eisenberg @ophirae.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
every holiday season i am reminded of moving to NYC and getting my first brazilian bikini wax, and the woman asking me - “for $10 extra do you want me to wax yer hoop?” ah, a holiday classic
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Ophira Eisenberg @ophirae.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I’m finally bringing to life this stand-up show — a wine + comedy pairing! 🍇😂 I’ve teamed up w chef and sommelier @abbyhitchcock @bettynyc and she’s picked 4 amazing wines, each paired perfectly with a comedy set from 4 diff comics
Sun Dec 8th 7pm! tinyurl.com/3brbmfws
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The Perfect Pairing: A Night of Stand Up and Wine
Featuring top comics paired with a carefully selected wine to enhance the flavor of their set. Dinner, Dessert, and Gratuity included $50.
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Ophira Eisenberg @ophirae.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
i’m going to say an obvious thing as a NYer- if it’s going to be this cold JUST PUT SNOW ON THE GROUND. People wont complain!! for like 17 hrs. aAnd then the pee/ garbage / dirty ice sculptures will line the streets
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Ophira Eisenberg @ophirae.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
check out this quick @parentingisajoke snack episode with @emilymcwinter.bsky.social who lives out my childhood dream of WINNING #PriceIsRight !!! tinyurl.com/2hj5a5bx
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Ophira Eisenberg @ophirae.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
check out this quick @parentingisajoke snack episode with @emilymcwinter.bsky.social who lives out my childhood dream of WINNING #PriceIsRight !!! tinyurl.com/2hj5a5bx
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Ophira Eisenberg @ophirae.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
very thankful today but also thinking how I wish portals weren’t just password protected sites where you get test results. maybe next year.
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@charleshb@mastodon.sdf.org @charleshb.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
The Daily( @dailyzeitgeist.bsky.social )Zeitgeist Podcast w/ Miles( @milesofgray.bsky.social )Gray & Jack( @jackob1.bsky.social )O'Brien "Your Own Personal (AI) Jesus, New Oprah “Doctor” Just Dropped 11.22.24" Ophira( @ophirae.bsky.social )Eisenberg www.iheart.com/podcast/105-...
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Your Own Personal (AI) Jesus, New Oprah “Doctor” Just Dropped 11.22.24 - The Daily Zeitgeist | iHeart
<p>In episode 1781, Jack and Miles are joined by comedian and host of <a href='https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/parenting-is-a-joke/id1649234901'>Parenting Is A Joke</a>, <a href='https://www.oph...
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Kimmer @kvonyborg.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Parents... If you, like me, are on the struggle bus right meow - this is the listen for you. @ophirae.bsky.social #ParentingIsAJoke: Sarah Tollemache Plays the Newly Born Game pdst.fm/e/pscrb.fm/r...
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Ophira Eisenberg @ophirae.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
so i have a parenting comedy podcast and i have a new episode up with comic Sarah Tollemache - where she teaches me the term cute aggression! Now one of my favorite terms! tinyurl.com/2hj5a5bx
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Electric Company with Parent-to-Be Ashley Austi... by Parenting is a Joke
Comedy, Parenthood, Pregnancy & Reclaiming Joy in the Chaos
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Ophira Eisenberg @ophirae.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
getting my kid out the door is the closest i’ll ever come to steer wrestling
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