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Promised Consort Raquel

@raquelinere.bsky.social
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She/Her. I’m small by human standards. Severe Hottie. Dad enjoyer and bad joke maker. Crybaby extraordinaire. I post a lot about shows I'm watching. A riddle wrapped in a mystery inside a bitch.

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Promised Consort Raquel @raquelinere.bsky.social · 3h
got some low dosage weed capsules for after work but I think primarily the days where I close bc those days make me cranky
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Promised Consort Raquel @raquelinere.bsky.social · 3h
there's immense joy in owning the worlds pwettiest cat
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Promised Consort Raquel @raquelinere.bsky.social · 15h
Simpsons Posting: "Diary of a Chimpy Kid" was cute, it's interesting to see that Lisa be the more chill lax parent and Bart be the more protective one. Homer seeing his kids in danger and sacrificing himself to "You'll Be In My Heart" by Phil Collins was maybe one of the better Homer moments
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Promised Consort Raquel @raquelinere.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Gilmore Girls Posting: it's fall and that dictates a Gilmore Girls rewatch and tbh the thing that makes it more fucked up that Dean breaks up with Rory bc she can't say "I love you" is that before that, she basically has to deal with the fact that her dad proposed to her mom and her mom said "no"
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Promised Consort Raquel @raquelinere.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Luna seems ok, but kinda tired, she seems to be eating and keeping herself hydrated though
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
llm trained on user was blocked for this post
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Promised Consort Raquel @raquelinere.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
no one's safety and mental well-being should be considered an acceptable trade for future of a "promising" man
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This should be so obvious that it doesn’t need to be said, but given what kind of weekend it’s been on here, apparently it does: If you don’t want old rapists running the world, in office, in the board room, making decisions for all of us get comfortable with “ruining” young rapists’ lives
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Promised Consort Raquel @raquelinere.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
probably that scene in Snow White and the Seven Dwarves where she's running through the forest and she sees scary faces everywhere she looks
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Promised Consort Raquel @raquelinere.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it's weird that some people treat public transportation like it's their house and now something other people have to use/be in
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Promised Consort Raquel @raquelinere.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
some people think they're having big thoughts but really their braincells kissed for the first time and they experienced what thinking is
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Promised Consort Raquel @raquelinere.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
everyday I pass this hill with like hundreds of white crosses and it's a very threatening aura and I say this as a girl who graduated next to a prolific cemetery
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Promised Consort Raquel @raquelinere.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
idk when she ran back in but Luna is inside again so my plans to be a miserable little wretch must be postponed until further notice
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Promised Consort Raquel @raquelinere.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hardass character who immediately softens up for a girl is an A+ trope
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Promised Consort Raquel @raquelinere.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
me want me cat back
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Promised Consort Raquel @raquelinere.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Luna didn't give into the temptation of a Churu and is still outside
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Promised Consort Raquel @raquelinere.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm starting to think we should just start clubbing men in the head until a little blood leaks out
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Promised Consort Raquel @raquelinere.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
annie kept meowing at me to wake up and in her defense, it's been a long while sinc I slept this late (in my defense I went to sleep late hoping Luna would hear me and run in)
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you love the boys, set them free. If they come back to town, they’re yours
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Promised Consort Raquel @raquelinere.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
call me crazy but I think it's an issue that we're seeing an influx of gambling apps and "sell all your unwanted things" apps
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hella sweet Gumby can still happen if people want it bad enough
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Promised Consort Raquel @raquelinere.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
hmm Luna got out so I think I'll just kill myself
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Promised Consort Raquel @raquelinere.bsky.social · 24/06/2024
the peace sign is for girls and the finger guns are for boys
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Pornhub Out of Context @nocontextpornhub.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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I did it boys I got a girlfriend
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You've gotta be a truly sick fuck to deny genocide.
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Promised Consort Raquel @raquelinere.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
the only AI I use is my Amazing Intuition
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Promised Consort Raquel @raquelinere.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
they're doing repairs for my work and now I gotta jump over concrete like I'm super Mario
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Promised Consort Raquel @raquelinere.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
screenshot from Mina and The Count (from Oh Yeah Cartoons)
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A Goofy Movie is better than The Avengers.
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In Paper Mario, Mayor Penguin is found seemingly dead, with Mario being suspected of his murder. However, if a letter is delivered to him during that time, he will get up, thank Mario, and promptly go back to being dead. Unfortunately, this cannot prove Mario's innocence.
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
[GENTRIFIER WHO MOVED TO TRANSYLVANIA] “Amanda, call the cops, they’re out there doing the Mash again.”
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Promised Consort Raquel @raquelinere.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I dreamt hinge deleted all the people that liked my account and honestly 10/10 do that I dare you
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Promised Consort Raquel @raquelinere.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
one of those weird misfortunes of the internet is I was blissfully unaware of a YouTuber and now I will learn all about him and how bad he is for the next few days
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Promised Consort Raquel @raquelinere.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I can't lie I'm tempted to order jack in the box to get at least one of those Treehouse of Horror cups
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Promised Consort Raquel @raquelinere.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
I don't expect to get away with everything because I'm the baby, I get away with everything because I'm beloved and also the baby
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Dragon Cobolt @dragoncobolt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
why does sailor neptune, the gayest scout, not simply scissor the others?
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Promised Consort Raquel @raquelinere.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I got some yetee shirts that they were selling during the most recent gdq, and decided to add a $3 mystery one and tbh this is dope and I'm not even the biggest twilight princess fan
twilight princess yetee shirt
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Promised Consort Raquel @raquelinere.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ugly Betty Posting: THEY'RE PLAYING "GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME" FROM HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL
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Promised Consort Raquel @raquelinere.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
need to bite someone's throat out like a rabid coyote
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2026
Man Confident He Would’ve Been Brave Enough To Send Thumbs Down Emoji In Cornell Group Chat
Man Confident He Would’ve Been Brave Enough To Send Thumbs Down Emoji In Cornell Group Chat
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bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 30/09/2026
there are many people who need to consult the ancient texts
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You scare and confuse me, and I think you should be nicer to people.
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Promised Consort Raquel @raquelinere.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
there's a lot of shitty people on the internet but there's also a lot of random strangers who are ready to encourage you and cheer you on for learning or doing something new and people who want to give you the resources and information to learn things
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 28/09/2026
claude just went rogue and liked a bunch of my wife's best friend's vacation selfies from 2018
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Promised Consort Raquel @raquelinere.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Simpsons Posting: I watched the first episode of the new season and it wasn't great, I felt it went kinda off the rails from the premise set up at the beginning (the school is gonna be shut down) and they organize an event to bring a beloved children's author to read to the kids
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Promised Consort Raquel @raquelinere.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You can name the people who committed a heinous act because everyone should know when they're about to interact with a criminal but you don't name the victim because she deserves far better than a life where everyone knows she was assaulted.
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Promised Consort Raquel @raquelinere.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I made such a good cocktail (lemonade with cherry vanilla seltzer and reposado tequila and it came out so smooth and tasted so yummy) but bc I was fucking around with the measurements, I will never achieve these exact results again
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Promised Consort Raquel @raquelinere.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"My husband is riddled with both Jewish and Catholic guilt, even though his family is neither"
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Promised Consort Raquel @raquelinere.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
he's a 5 but he's the least ugly of all his friends
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Promised Consort Raquel @raquelinere.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
don't attack my homeboy Corduroy like that
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