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oh no, i just got a third degree burn on my hand because i accidentally grabbed a hot pan. the flesh is dripping from my hand. what do i do? pls help me

photo of a woman wearing lingerie and an apron and chef's hat. above the photo is text that reads: "what is something you can say while cooking AND during sex?"

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Dr. Crud @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

we've had enough brent crude it's time for brent polite

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Dr. Crud @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

i bet over the course of your whole life you've eaten over 3 eggs

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Dr. Crud @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

it needed the milk of human kindness (cum)

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Dr. Crud @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

i was able to jack off into it

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Dr. Crud @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

as far as band names go, herman's hermits is ok, but i think herman's mermans would have been better

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Dr. Crud @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

your butt? it's concave now. you're welcome

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Dr. Crud @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

regular pussy or uncle pussy?

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Dr. Crud @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

demolition man style under the target they all try to land their stones on?

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Dr. Crud @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

i'm booking a vacation to outlook. sounds so fun

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Dr. Crud @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

i just invented loud cigarettes

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Dr. Crud @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

you wouldn't download a xanax

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Dr. Crud @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

gonna go to the store and get gored by a boar, anybody need anything?

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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Im fighting the AI war on the side of drugs

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Dr. Crud @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

the scientific community has not reached a consensus on that

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Dr. Crud @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

you're not gonna believe this

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Dr. Crud @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

gotta get the cow some food as well 😮‍💨

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Dr. Crud @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

i'm grocery shopping while hungry. help

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Dr. Crud @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

harlan ellison wrote a short story about this exact thing

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Dr. Crud @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

thats a serious ailment and i appreciate them raising awareness of it

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Dr. Crud @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

oh sorry, didn't know you hated mild language and comic action

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Dr. Crud @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

sleep on these at your own peril 💅

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Dr. Crud @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

u wanna come over and watch baby's day out?

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