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The Rando Brando

@rando-brando.bsky.social
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Golf, F1, bourbon, wannabe astronomer. "When life gives you lemons, just say f*** the lemons and bail." - Kunu

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Saganism @sagan.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
41 years ago, Carl Sagan gave a clear and elegant explanation of the science behind global warming.
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The Rando Brando @rando-brando.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Of little surprise…
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2 in 3 MAGA voters say they’d support GOP candidate accused of sexual assault: Poll
More than half of MAGA voters say they would support a Republican candidate accused of sexual assault, according to a new poll. In a recent Politico poll, 66 percent of MAGA voters who cast their ball...
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The Eswon Edge @theeswonedge.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
World Cup Picks - 06/21/2026 Lines: - Spain team total -2.5 - Egypt/NZ o2.5 goals - Belgium/Iran both teams score - Uruguay/Cape Verde u2.5 goals Props: - Egypt/NZ Mohamed Salah anytime score - Spain/SA Pedri o0.5 assists - Belgium/Iran Kevin De Bruyne o0.5 goals and assists
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Do you think he has any clue what he posted? Yes, it’s real. truthsocial.com/@realDonaldT...
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CNN @cnn.com · 05/06/2026
The last time the Knicks had a lead in the NBA finals was the same day NFL Hall of Famer and then-fugitive OJ Simpson was chased by police in a white Ford Bronco. On June 17, 1994, the TV broadcast of the New York Knicks versus the Houston Rockets was interrupted by the police chase.
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Formula 1 @f1tv.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
The 2026 grid are connected in more ways than you might think 👀 #F1
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The Rando Brando @rando-brando.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
He’s soooo close to getting it.
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Zito @zeets.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
He lived through slavery and did nothing. Good riddance.
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The Rando Brando @rando-brando.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
www.espn.com/golf/story/_...
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Tiger Woods involved in Florida rollover crash
Tiger Woods was involved in a rollover crash in Jupiter Island, Florida, on Friday, according to the Martin County Sheriff's Office. No details about the cause of the crash or Woods' condition were im...
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Captain Mark Kelly @captmarkkelly.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
There’s only 1 person in Congress who doesn’t trade stocks, doesn’t take corporate PAC money, and has a public schedule. That’s me. And it should be the standard.
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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
We are all Chief Brody this week.
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The Rando Brando @rando-brando.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
*sarcastic voice* No f’n way… As I’ve said multiple times, this is taught in the first couple of weeks of macroeconomics. Tariffs are the most easily avoided self-inflicted gunshot wounds out there.
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Americans, not other countries, paid Trump's tariffs in 2025
President Donald Trump has repeatedly said foreigners would pay for his import tariffs. A new report says Americans picked up most of the tab.
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The Rando Brando @rando-brando.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
We are literally the dumbest country
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Trump set to repeal landmark climate finding in huge regulatory rollback this week
Feb 9 (Reuters) - The Trump administration is set this week to overturn an Obama-era scientific finding that serves as the legal basis for federal greenhouse-gas regulation, the Environmental
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The Rando Brando @rando-brando.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Rave reviews…
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The Rando Brando @rando-brando.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Priorities…also, whatever happened to the whole “Government should stay out of local matters” thing?
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Dallas ordered to remove 'political' road markings by end of January
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Svatli @svatli.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
A joke for the history buffs.
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The Rando Brando @rando-brando.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
This tracks…
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The Education Department is opening fewer sexual violence investigations as Trump dismantles it
Before President Donald Trump's administration started dismantling the Education Department, the agency served as a powerful enforcer in cases of sexual violence at schools and universities. It broug...
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David Leavitt @davidleavitt.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
The FIFA Peace prize used to mean something
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The Rando Brando @rando-brando.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Humor may have just peaked.
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The Rando Brando @rando-brando.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
@juniormiller.bsky.social not sure if you’ve introduced bsky to your award winning book yet.
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
That dad of seven is gonna have a huge paternity test bill! These Christian influencers are some racy people!!! 🔥🔥🔥
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The Rando Brando @rando-brando.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Random, I know. Been very addicted to this game lately. Got my first unnatural connection today.
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Being Liberal ®🗽🏳️‍🌈 @beingliberal.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
This!
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The Rando Brando @rando-brando.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Tells you everything you need to know.
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The Rando Brando @rando-brando.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Nothing suspicious at all…
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Maurene Comey, daughter of James Comey and prosecutor of Jeffrey Epstein, is fired
Comey, who had worked in the U.S. attorney’s office for nearly a decade, prosecuted both Jeffrey Epstein and his associate Ghislaine Maxwell.
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The Rando Brando @rando-brando.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
They are so rarely called out on their BS, but when they are…whoa!!!
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The Rando Brando @rando-brando.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
There’s a tweet for everything.
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The Rando Brando @rando-brando.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Can’t overstate how massive this is…and the timing of it is very odd with the new regulations next year. Either should have sacked him last year or carry on.
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Formula 1: Red Bull ousts longtime team principal Christian Horner
Horner has been the team principal at Red Bull for 20 years.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/07/2025
Ted Cruz: ‘Vacationing Is How I Grieve’
Ted Cruz: ‘Vacationing Is How I Grieve’
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The Rando Brando @rando-brando.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Mike Judge did actually try to warn us on this one.
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The Rando Brando @rando-brando.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Reminder to check this in one year.
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The Athletic @theathletic.com · 06/07/2025
Randy Johnson's photography business logo? 10/10 no notes 😅
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The Rando Brando @rando-brando.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
@mcuban.bsky.social I thought I was about to read exciting news that Cuban bought the Lakers. My Luka reunion hopes were quickly dashed.
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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Ted Cruz has done a lot of odious, spiteful, awful shit in his lifetime. But making me side with Tucker Carlson in ANYTHING is FUCKED.
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The Rando Brando @rando-brando.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
This is not unique, as almost everything he says wouldn’t happen under his presidency has, in fact, happened.
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The Rando Brando @rando-brando.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Cue the Price is Right “You Lose” music.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
When people say “I don’t like the Discover page” it’s like ok your first mistake is using the Discover page because that’s just not a thing anyone should need after being on Bluesky for a month. It’s like going to Times Square and eating at Planet Hollywood, it’s for tourists and will never be good.
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The Rando Brando @rando-brando.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
So great!
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 12/05/2025
Sean Duffy be like
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The Rando Brando @rando-brando.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs ("Hard mode" no Star Wars, Star Trek or LOTR)
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a group of people sitting at a table with movieclips.com on the bottom right
ALT: a group of people sitting at a table with movieclips.com on the bottom right
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Senator Bernie Sanders @sanders.senate.gov · 26/04/2025
This is what a rigged economy looks like: In the 1970s, CEOs made 27 times more than the average worker. In the 1980s, CEOs made 48 times more than the average worker. This decade, CEOs are making 354 times more than the average worker. That has got to change.
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The Rando Brando @rando-brando.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Hmmm…only took a month. I was way off!
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
What if you’re so outrageously incompetent you get it done in a matter of minutes?
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The Rando Brando @rando-brando.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Take note…in the event you were not paying attention in your Econ class or never watched Ferris Bueller.
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The Rando Brando @rando-brando.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
If this becomes reality, Obama better dust off his resume.
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Trump won’t rule out seeking a third term in the White House, tells NBC News ‘there are methods’ for doing so
Trump did not rule out the possibility of seeking a third term in the White House in an exclusive interview with NBC News.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/03/2025
Walton Goggins Unsure How Many HBO Roles It Will Take To Get Free Max Subscription theonion.com/walton-...
Walton Goggins Unsure How Many HBO Roles It Will Take To Get Free Max Subscription
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The Rando Brando @rando-brando.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
But, but…Hillary’s private email server.
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The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plans
U.S. national-security leaders included me in a group chat about upcoming military strikes in Yemen. I didn’t think it could be real. Then the bombs started falling.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Imagine being obliterated in a rocket explosion 11,000 feet above the Gulf of Mexico because you picked McNeese State over Gonzaga in the Sweet 16.
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The Rando Brando @rando-brando.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Great start to the season!
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Public Service Announcement.
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