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Adam Rakunas

@rakdaddy.bsky.social
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I'm not happy to be here, but I'm happy you're here. Unbelievably cranky lawyer. I wrote some books. Opinions are my own. Subtext is for cowards. www.giro.org

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Elsa Sjunneson, Order of the Bat @snarkbat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s officially book day! Dear Blind Lady is OUT! 291 pages of as many questions as I could answer. I’m grateful to all my contributors, but most especially Alice Wong who wrote the section on how to work with PCA’s. Buy the book, come to an event, fight ableism.
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Adam Rakunas @rakdaddy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yeah, that part was no fun.
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Adam Rakunas @rakdaddy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I was on my feet for five hours, Jill. The line. Two opening acts. Oy.
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Adam Rakunas @rakdaddy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Long-time reader, first-time replyer: Rufo has always been a racist pile of garbage going back to his half-asses attempt to run for Seattle city council. He was as much of an attention-thirsty racist then as he is now.
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Adam Rakunas @rakdaddy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wait, just remembered: I went to see a friend's ska band at El Corazon a couple years ago. General admission. Flat floor. Good crowd. No forest of phones. Just skankin'
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Adam Rakunas @rakdaddy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
AND ANOTHER THING.
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Adam Rakunas @rakdaddy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Also saw about a dozen people get carried out by security because they passed out. The phones were good as calls for help; someone would go down, twenty phones with their lights on popped up and waved so security could come. Gotta hydrate more and pregame less, kids.
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Adam Rakunas @rakdaddy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Last night, I went to my first general admission concert in thirty years. I'm glad I'm tall because it was the only way I could cope with the forest of smartphones that popped up at the beginning of every damn song. Never doing that again unless the floor has a slope.
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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ha ha that’s gross and should make everyone uncomfortable, anyway, Rahm presided over a Chicago police black site, lied about what it was and then I sued the Chicago police for its records that proved it:
theguardian.com
Homan Square revealed: how Chicago police 'disappeared' 7,000 people
Exclusive: Lawsuit exposes scale of detention at off-the-books interrogation warehouse while attorneys describe find-your-client chase ‘from a Bond movie’
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Coffeemancer Vanvidum @vanvidum.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I still can't get over that they're effectively asking the Pope and other figures to endorse enslavement of a conscious being of moral standing.
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jaz @jazzyspraxis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
September 9th, 2017. My cousin D’maine Dugar was killed at 29 in a hit and run walking to work in Kent.
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Adam Rakunas @rakdaddy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fear and Loathing On Both Sides.
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Adam Rakunas @rakdaddy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hello, earthquake?
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gravewalker @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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Adam Rakunas @rakdaddy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
FOR SCIENCE!
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Adam Rakunas @rakdaddy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don't want a jetpack future. I just want one that isn't this stupid.
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Adam Rakunas @rakdaddy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Did you know that bananas are killing the low-interest mortgage secrets that Millennials are ignoring so you don't know about that stubborn belly fat made by your spiking cortisol levels using this one trick that cures the raw milk nutrients of the Great Old Ones who have your bitcoin hacks?
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Adam Rakunas @rakdaddy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Forbush Man's time has come at last.
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 24/09/2026
This, for people who don't follow US soccer, is the coach of the Seattle Sounders donating to the GoFundMe of the fields director at Starfire Sports (where the Sounders used to train), who was just abducted by ICE.
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Adam Rakunas @rakdaddy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Would buy this LP.
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Adam Rakunas @rakdaddy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My man looks like he was booted from a raw milk enthusiast forum for asking how to get extra listeria in his daily drink.
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Adam Rakunas @rakdaddy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Dear @kevinmkruse.bsky.social: I'm not sure if you take requests, but if ever there were someone calling out for a My Man Looks Like thread...
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Adam Rakunas @rakdaddy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This was lovely. Also, I need directions to this store right now.
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Kevin Hearne @kevinhearne.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ye gods Screenshot from an email I just got from someone, which I am just sharing to say: PAY NO ONE. You, as the creative person, should get paid. These truckloads of bullshit are easy to cut through: Who’s getting paid? If it’s not you, run away. It’s a scam.
I have allegedly been offered an opportunity to publish my book with Henry Holt. They are asking for two things:
A Universal Media Core Dispatch and an Executive Acquisition Pitch. They are telling me that they need these two things and that I should use a Hollywood screenwriter. They are charging a huge amount of money. I am just wondering if this seems legit or if they are trying to take me to the cleaners.
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Amy Sundberg @amysundberg.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
ICE remains very active in WA State, but there is less news coverage about it, along with a concern that their abductions are becoming normalized. ICE abductions continue to happen all the time in the Puget Sound area. Sounds like this weekend might have been particularly busy.
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Adam Rakunas @rakdaddy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Whoever gave my email to Will Dreher can eat a bug. Boo to you. Boo, I say! Also, vote for Gerry Pollet.
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Adam Rakunas @rakdaddy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
All My Friend Know the low rider
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Adam Rakunas @rakdaddy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
They see me rollin' They hatin'
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Adam Rakunas @rakdaddy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If I may present my amicus brief to the Council, wherein this abomination loses an "E" and shall be known as "Drek."
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Phineas @phineas.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Batman’s Aff His Nut By Robert Florence
BATMAN'S AFF HIS NUT

Batman's aff his nut
Have you seen the way he cuts aboot
Dressed up as a mad fuckin bat
Batterin guys
I was lit at:
"Mate, I'm worried aboot ye I know your ma and da died But everybody's ma and da dies And we're no aw runnin aboot
Hookin muggers and
Kickin psychopaths in the baws." And that was when Batman went
"Aye, but do ye ever feel like it?
Do you ever look at the world and feel like it?
Like having a big mad base under your hoose?
Do you ever feel like drivin a big mad motor that turns intae a tank?
And leatherin fuck oot of guys aw night?
Scarin the fuckin shite oot of them?"
And that was when I was lit at:
"Aye. Fuck it. Ah dae."
And that's the Secret Origin of Robin and everybody else.
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Adam Rakunas @rakdaddy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“I wish it need not have been so stupid in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such utterly stupid times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is not to be so utterly stupid and maybe work together so this shit doesn't happen again.”
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Adam Rakunas @rakdaddy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Heck, yeah.
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Adam Rakunas @rakdaddy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I keep thinking about John Rogers's ancient blog post about how Hollywood is actually conservative as hell and won't greenlight stuff until the execs are absolutely, positively certain the stuff will make an ungodly amount of money. I guess Star Trek and the Muppets aren't enough of a sure thing.
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Adam Rakunas @rakdaddy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
More bands with multiple singers and sweet harmonies, please.
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Adam Rakunas @rakdaddy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This song is 24 years old and will always sound fresh to me. youtu.be/Fdpsaoa03MU
youtu.be
Gomez - Sound of Sounds
YouTube video by GomezVEVO
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Howard Sherman @hesherman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Farewell to costume designer Bob Mackie, a designer of spectacular gowns for great divas, but also the creator of perhaps the greatest costume sight gag in history.
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Adam Rakunas @rakdaddy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
As long as they do it somewhere they won't contaminate any major water supplies, they can do whatever they want.
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Adam Rakunas @rakdaddy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"Let's live authentically, like our ancestors!" says some influencer as their intestines turn themselves inside out in slo-mo.
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Adam Rakunas @rakdaddy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I can't wait for Cholera TikTok to become a thing.
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Olraca @olraca.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Ummm... how did this car get onto the I90 multi use path? Video from a user in the Seattle Cyclist Discord.
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Adam Rakunas @rakdaddy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Chapman Stick, hell yeah.
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Adam Rakunas @rakdaddy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It is not that difficult to stand up for trans people and their rights to exist, grow, and thrive. I am so tired of everyone capitulating to these bullying dipshits when we should be laughing in their tiny, cowardly faces.
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Adam Rakunas @rakdaddy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Dole Whip!
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KJ Charles @kjcharleswriter.com · 06/09/2026
If you're wondering why authors are getting so rabid here: First Anthropic stole our books. Then we got denied compensation because of US unjust copyright law and publishers failing to meet their contractual obligations. Then publishers and agents apparently claimed author shares. Now this.
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Adam Rakunas @rakdaddy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"This place is so barren, Grandfather. What happened here?" *shakes head* "Some brunchlords picked a fight with romance authors, kiddo." "What's a brunchlord?" *kicks at a weather-scoured Anthropic ID badge sticking out of the ground, smiles*
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Adam Rakunas @rakdaddy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Maybe we shouldn't have done this class action against Anthropic but should have instead sat back and let Romancelandia raze them. Sure, we wouldn't get our measly settlement money, but the utter destruction of Anthropic would have served as a warning to the other slop farms to surrender.
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Victoria Strauss @victoriastrauss.com · 05/09/2026
IMPT. UPDATE on Anthropic settlement claims mess re: rights-reverted books. 🧵 Just heard from a writer who called the settlement info line & was told that reversion would have had to happen "in 2022 or earlier" for authors to claim 100%. 1/3
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Victoria Strauss @victoriastrauss.com · 05/09/2026
My post from earlier today about the craziness around Anthropic claim notices, updated with both of the notices writers are receiving, and a list of literary agents who are trying to claim a share of payouts writerbeware.blog/2026/09/04/a...
writerbeware.blog
Anthropic Copyright Settlement: Publishers Are Making Incorrect Claims on Authors' Payouts - Writer Beware
This week, many authors who are part of the Anthropic copyright class action settlement began receiving notices like these: The one on the right invites authors to review and confirm their claims: jus...
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Mike Underwood @mikerunderwood.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
ICYMI, I released a book this week! Atlas of Adventure brings new robust environments to your table, many capable of inspiring/supporting an entire session of play.
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