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Rahul :)

@rahulk.bsky.social
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Dinosaur enthusiast Pro transit He/him

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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 31/01/2024
This is not bad news bears this is the worst news bears
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 02/01/2024
y’all… I had that shit ON
Me, 7 years old, dressed cunty as hell in a purple and green striped collared shirt and pants that are far too baggy. I’m stanced up as hell, bowlegged and hip cocked, arm resting on the TV stand. I’m showing off my sick fucking hot wheels track. My father and grandfather are flanking me, sitting on the ground on either side. I am the center of the show. I have that shit ON
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holland @holland.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
Kissingers death got me thinking... I was a kissin jerk to you when we dated… my “us” policy shouldn’t have been so foreign. I tried to be noble but my prize left us in pieces. i understand now it didn’t take a CIA plot to destabilize our relationship. No need to text back... tell your mom I say hi
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 28/11/2023
of course the WOKE MOB doesn’t want me to clip my toenails in front of clients at work🙄
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 05/11/2023
I dunno what black magic is going on in west virginia but every Taco Bell in that state has the ability to cure depression
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 05/11/2023
CAT SHELF!!!!
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 05/11/2023
Rigormortis? I love that show!
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 30/10/2023
Ghostbuster? Y’all bust in them too?
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 30/10/2023
I can’t believe Ke$ha scissorred a ghost…
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
Just walked in on a threesome in the Harris teeter bathroom
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 23/10/2023
Slop🤤
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 23/10/2023
They hate to see a fella enjoying his slop
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 23/10/2023
Need some slop rn…
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holland @holland.bsky.social · 21/10/2023
every since i left the city You
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holland @holland.bsky.social · 20/10/2023
She call me grillo the way I chill in my jar with my brine
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holland @holland.bsky.social · 20/10/2023
*xxxtentacion if he was a pickle voice* On jar
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
I think the next improvement for bluesky should be a button that preemptively makes a person read their reply out loud to themselves before the can send it to Jamelle Bouie
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 07/10/2023
I got deef on my mind, u wouldn’t get it
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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 07/10/2023
[First_name][Last_name], rising right wing star, revealed to have extensive history with white supremacist websiteMichael Benz, a conservative crusader against online censorship, appears to have a secret history as an alt-right persona
Frame Game, the pseudonym of an alt-right internet personality, hid his face while pushing racist conspiracy theories. Inadvertent slips revealed details about his identity.
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 06/10/2023
The haters don’t want me to go biddle style on her
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 06/10/2023
My job is having fun on train :)
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 06/10/2023
They call me Thomas the way I be on this train
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 05/10/2023
The 5G FEMA alert made my balls vibrate. Did this happen to anyone else?
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 05/10/2023
My fat bear bracket is 2 for 2 rn I cannot be beat I know a fat bear when I see one
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 04/10/2023
brrrraaaaaiiiiinnnnnssssss
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 03/10/2023
Talking to my roommate while he shits with the door open
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 03/10/2023
Spent half a work call talking about fat bear week…
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 02/10/2023
meanwhile, the national republcian congressional committee is posting greentexts. if you think our politics are stupid now just wait
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 02/10/2023
The only reasonable and fun character to play in someone else’s baldurs gate game is a halfling bard. There are no other good options
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 02/10/2023
I just saw this awesome movie called gone girl… has anyone heard of it?
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 02/10/2023
I have too many tall friends. I need one worm sized friend to create balance
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 30/09/2023
I was at a club tonight and somehow my chain came undone and slipped through my sweater and pants and get somehow I saved both the chain and the pendant
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 27/09/2023
If u use pillows to sleep ur an idiot and I hate you and ur sleeping wrong
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 10/09/2023
i had a nice lady spray cologne on my wrist today… feeling so pretty
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 10/09/2023
If ur a girl and take ur bf to see a men’s sports game… why are u taking him to see other men getting hot and sweaty? R u gayimg him?!
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 01/09/2023
getting squeezed rn
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 01/09/2023
over the past day on X / Twitter: ➡️ ADL director says he had a meeting w/ X CEO ➡️ far right users attack w/ anti-semitic posts ➡️ Nick Fuentes helps trend #BanTheADL ➡️ Elon Musk signals support, liking posts from white nationalist ➡️ users start seeing this white supremacist ad on X:
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 01/09/2023
Cuntysaurus
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 01/09/2023
like this if u got bugs under ur skin
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 01/09/2023
Coming to America (1988) is absolutely fabulous
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 01/09/2023
me? I prefer my dinners slop style
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emmma @m0ocow.bsky.social · 01/09/2023
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
Ok you might have a point about being financially stable but have you considered
Gougar
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
I just got back from the girl stink factory and everyone knew you
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
i need to cancel my bisexual friends bc they’re cooler than me
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holland @holland.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
this is what i ordered…
tumblr post by girard that says 5 ibuprofen 2 garlic. Try my recipe boy
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holland @holland.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
emailing my coworker Wats the move 🤔
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
I read my gf some of my skeets and she told me I need to be put down
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
Feeling like a fartcel rn… I’m so toot-pilled and brap-core
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