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Rahul :)

@rahulk.bsky.social
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 02/01/2024
y’all… I had that shit ON
Me, 7 years old, dressed cunty as hell in a purple and green striped collared shirt and pants that are far too baggy. I’m stanced up as hell, bowlegged and hip cocked, arm resting on the TV stand. I’m showing off my sick fucking hot wheels track. My father and grandfather are flanking me, sitting on the ground on either side. I am the center of the show. I have that shit ON
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 05/11/2023
CAT SHELF!!!!
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
Ok you might have a point about being financially stable but have you considered
Gougar
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 30/08/2023
Why talk about the discourse with you could discuss the finer points of Wally Sport Boingo Bongo
A lovely pitbull named Wally Sport Boingo Bongo
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 30/08/2023
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 30/08/2023
Just bc bongo fizz & degrassi sounds like a good idea.: doesn’t mean it IS!
Erma with a bingo fizz with young drizzy from degrassi in the background
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 30/08/2023
why the does he look like that. is he fucning stupid
Me in .5
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 30/08/2023
Boys chat vs girls chat
Discussion about PPK’s illegality and shoving handguns up buttholes in the boys chatDiscussion about cat boys on the toilet and hazel from degrassi: the next generation being a racist
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 30/08/2023
Nobody: Wally Sport Boingo Bongo:
Wally Sport Boingo Bongo a pitbull, in the flesh.
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 24/08/2023
🤨
Texts with holland, proof that I regularly kick the shit outta her in game pigeon mini golf
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 24/08/2023
Me when I see my gf in a sundress
An excel sheet with the word “would” over and over and over and over and ov
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 21/08/2023
I love Xcom 2 because this mf shows up and shouts about Butts or sumn
Advent Officer from Xcom 2 pointing at some delicious booty
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 16/08/2023
“Come and take it” mock up of a bone instead of a gun or whatever
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 15/08/2023
SNOOT PICS
Great Pyrenees in 0.5 zoom babey
0.5 again with the mouth open tho
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 10/08/2023
Wow, that’s one heckin pupper! The doggo in question:
Fucked up looking dog with the text “this dog is fucked up bruh” and a Spotify logo in the corner
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 10/08/2023
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 10/08/2023
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 28/07/2023
He is watching me work
My desk with Lego BD-1 watching me
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 28/07/2023
I did the barbenheimer double feature and sometime between 6:30pm-2:00am on Monday someone slipped a carhartt baseball hat into my bag. Do I now own a cursed object?
A potentially cursed gray carhartt hat
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
Intellectual conversations happening in the gc🤔🤔
A series of piss-poor jokes about Oppenheimer
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 20/07/2023
Erm… please?
Extinct amphibious creature requesting to play toys with you
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 15/07/2023
She then took the phone from me and said she could do better. Here are the results:
Gf’s attempts at the 0.5 pics of the tallneck Lego setAttempt #2
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 15/07/2023
Finished a Lego set I’ve been building with the gf for the past few weeks and did a photo shoot
Lego tallneck set in 0.5Same but closer and more evenSame but from below lol
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 12/07/2023
Don’t even get me STARTED
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
I really don’t think we’re missing much
A series of dogshit threads
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
God I fucking love twitter
Verified twitter user:

“A joke if I may☝️:
You know how to cure bipolar?
How?
… “
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
Reskeet with a picture and your age 23 (Reposted for the alt text)
Me, sipping a lovely drinky from a straw
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
A boy and his kayak
Me in a .5 selfie on the shore with my wooden kayak
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
Some highlights from my threads experience
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
You 🤝🏽 your favorite game
Me, laying on the ground with a 0.5 zoomCover art for Halo: Reach
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 30/06/2023
Sorry y’all I’m busy currently manufacturing consent
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 30/06/2023
reskeet with a favorite photo of yourself
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 29/06/2023
As soon as I get The Mechanism installed, it’s over
Directions to install “the mechanism”
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 27/06/2023
And I’m not even fucking kidding
Troll 2 (1990) received a critic score of 5% on Rotten Tomatoes which is insane because it’s my favorite movie and I hate them I hate them I hate them
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 27/06/2023
Whew that shit looks bananas
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 27/06/2023
Doing crucial work in the office rn
Would would would would would would would would would would…
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 27/06/2023
Keeping busy w @holland.bsky.social
“I am having the craziest coffee shit,” I text my friend, following it up with a game pigeon request to play mini-golf
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 27/06/2023
It’s joever
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 26/06/2023
He need a forty-two wives
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 26/06/2023
My newskies have never met or spoken before but both decided to make their pfps hamsters. What the fuck
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 21/06/2023
Boss: “Rahul, are you even listening?” My ass, thinking about Beautiful Eren:
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 17/06/2023
The Purger
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 17/06/2023
My queen @maiellabella.bsky.social has just arrived. BEHOLD!
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 14/06/2023
Divinity tasted once at the ripe age of 22, never to be experienced again
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 14/06/2023
Can’t talk, doing god’s work
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 05/06/2023
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 31/05/2023
Posting face & friend
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 31/05/2023
Looking forward to my next meeting for the day
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 31/05/2023
I’d never heard of it but wow this looks amazing. Thank you for sharing!
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Rahul :) @rahulk.bsky.social · 31/05/2023
I’m moving offices soon and dreading the day I will lose The Wall
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