holland @holland.bsky.social · 26/09/2026this might be the scariest moment of my entire life and i have pink panthress stuck in my head 000
holland @holland.bsky.social · 26/09/2026if nirvanna the band the show the movie was also in the witcher world: nirvanna the band the show the movie the freaking witcher contract 000
holland @holland.bsky.social · 26/09/2026“it insists upon itself” -what i assume jd vance said about emily in paris 000
holland @holland.bsky.social · 26/09/2026if emily in paris was in witcher world instead that bitch would live in novigrad 😂😂😂 000
holland @holland.bsky.social · 26/09/2026emily in paris but she goes to witcher world instead: [idk what she would say i havent seen the show] 000
holland @holland.bsky.social · 25/07/2025Oh so it looks like a game trailer came out. At my house though. Mustard is "coming out" of the bottle. Onto my hotdog #Lunch #Battlefield6 #Aura 010
Reposted by hollandkate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 25/07/2025Preordered the edit that is going to be the most viral image of all time when #he goes. 21146
holland @holland.bsky.social · 25/07/2025"This day is going to be mustard." "What do you mean, mustard? "Oh. I mean it's going to be awesome" 021
Reposted by hollandCapital Weather @capitalweather.com · 23/07/2025We could be close to the high temperature of the year on Friday. The 99 logged on June 24 is about the average annual peak value for the city. Interactive graph and forecast update at cwg.live. 2353
Reposted by hollandCapital Weather @capitalweather.com · 24/07/2025🔥 The heat’s not done — expect 90s every day for the next week. 🌬️ But just as July says goodbye, models tease a cooler, comfier start to August: 80s by day, 60s by night, and less humidity. Too good to be true? Maybe. But we’re rooting for it. 👉 Details: cwg.live 0707
Reposted by hollandCapital Weather @capitalweather.com · 24/07/2025🏖️ Our weekend forecast for the MD/DE beaches is up at cwg.live 0152
Reposted by hollandCapital Weather @capitalweather.com · 24/07/2025Peak heat index Friday looking... pretty horrible. Max heat index so far this summer in DC is 109 so we might give it a run. Staying hot through the weekend and beyond. Details at cwg.live. 0417
holland @holland.bsky.social · 25/07/2025Hulk Hogan? Ozzy Osborne? Lets hope its freaking drumpf next. Or James Corden from Latenight TV :) I'd love to here everyones thoughts 010
Reposted by hollandNicole @party4sorryrocking.bsky.social · 25/07/2025@holland.bsky.social mustard is awesome 011
holland @holland.bsky.social · 25/07/2025Anyone else think mustard is awesome? @party4sorryrocking.bsky.social 111
holland @holland.bsky.social · 24/06/2025keurig iced coffee is kind of the vodka cran of caffeine drinks 100
Reposted by holland"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 20/05/2025people will be like "i'm bored" meanwhile there's baking soda and vinegar in the cupboard. make a volcano dude 132256
holland @holland.bsky.social · 12/05/2025imagine being in the priest from fleabag’s church with an actual problem and hes off fucking fleabag. id be putting anthrax letters in the collection basket 000
holland @holland.bsky.social · 11/05/2025Clicking on my instagram explore page and it’s all balatro memes i feel like i just hit a diamond vein 010
Reposted by hollandholland @holland.bsky.social · 30/06/2023Ahem. My girl a cheese curd the way she squeak when I bite her 111
Reposted by hollandNicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 11/12/2024(taking my first bite of salad ever) (updating my facebook status) Le eats sweetgreen like a boss 1759
holland @holland.bsky.social · 05/11/2024showed solidarity on the bus today when gay man and i saw a shirtless runner and swiveled our heads in tandem like owls hunting a little mouse as prey 000
holland @holland.bsky.social · 11/10/2024every single person in the world is looking at the sky rn. Not me. My form of augury is different than yours... 010
holland @holland.bsky.social · 11/10/2024im so serious. its gonna be 80 degrees this weekend. if just for 3 more days. brat summer is back 000
holland @holland.bsky.social · 18/04/2024this also happened when i had 3 drinks at the work dinner and handed my boss my costar 000
holland @holland.bsky.social · 18/04/2024so horny i just made the most beautiful and delicious salad imaginable with the perfect ratio of style to substance 010
holland @holland.bsky.social · 03/04/2024Realizing my coworkers watched me eat nothing but eggs for lunch monday and tuesday and now today (Wednesday) i keep leaving my office to spend copious amounts of time on the toilet 000
holland @holland.bsky.social · 08/03/2024im learning about the workd the way the ancient greeks did. careful observation and deduction 010
holland @holland.bsky.social · 08/03/2024construction worker daily routine 7:30am. back up the truck down the whole alley really slowly so it beeps for like 10 minutes 8:30am. bang on wood with hammers and yell a lot 9:30am more yelling and dropping some heavy objects too 10:30 house is built. Complete silence for the rest of the day 100
holland @holland.bsky.social · 01/03/2024crazy how my favorite holidays literally are NYE and other people’s birthdays and my birthday 100
