emmma @m0ocow.bsky.social · 07/01/2024some call it jaywalking, i call it reclaiming pedestrian rights 000
emmma @m0ocow.bsky.social · 14/11/2023getting tatted and pretending i’m in a gom jabbar type situation 011
emmma @m0ocow.bsky.social · 20/10/2023furthermore, it was one of those brands i was drinking when i skeeted “drinking kombucha farting, burping, gurgling”, the raw kombucha didn’t make me gassy at all 000
emmma @m0ocow.bsky.social · 20/10/2023i also learned that SOME kombucha brands pasteurize the buch (killing the baller probiotics) and then add artificial probiotics 000
emmma @m0ocow.bsky.social · 20/10/2023had my first kombucha a week ago. today i started my kombucha tier list. 000
emmma @m0ocow.bsky.social · 08/10/2023walked out of the starbucks bc the baristas didn’t look gay enough 000
emmma @m0ocow.bsky.social · 05/10/2023day 4 of my pussy hurting and i hate my outfit why even go on? 000
emmma @m0ocow.bsky.social · 15/09/2023the light shines upon me today, but it is not blinding. after months of suffering i have found my Beloved Sunnies. 110
emmma @m0ocow.bsky.social · 01/09/2023what if my toilet went skibidi. it could happen to anyone really 111
emmma @m0ocow.bsky.social · 01/09/2023gave myself a gay little hair cut and i’m once again a threat to peaceful society 010
emmma @m0ocow.bsky.social · 30/08/2023bongo fizz type of day (feeling silly on the outside and yucky on the inside) 021
emmma @m0ocow.bsky.social · 14/08/2023i have seen so many situationships become real this summer. something in the water? 300
Reposted by emmmaholland @holland.bsky.social · 25/07/2023modern day princess and the frog but instead of smooching a toad it’s taking a roach to see oppenheimer and after the bomb goes off he turns into a real boy with a record collection and chlamydia 122
emmma @m0ocow.bsky.social · 21/07/2023u know u have a strong brand when two ppl independently get u pink bongs for ur bday 120
