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Sophelia, Tyrant Insatiable @sanguine-sophie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My Sartha woke up before sunrise, donned her milsurp Bundeswehr gear and went for a run, then posted a nude, cleaned the kitchen, and woke me up with a mimosa and a "Good morning, Sir!" That's my little domesticated soldier 🥰
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Kallidora Rho @kallidorarho.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
tetratto.com/@kallidorarho
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Failprince Irina @roadkillbjsplatter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
new coat
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Failprince Irina @roadkillbjsplatter.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Storyteller @storyteller13.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"You're awake!!! Oh thank god!" You're crushed in a hug hard enough to drive the air from your lungs before the darkness has even cleared from your eyes. Where the hell are you? What just happened? Your wife is hugging you, shaking and sobbing into your chest, gripping like you'll float away.
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HypnolordX🎃 @hypnolordx.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Well, Liko's gone 3 for 3 on being hypnotized, so I'm now required by law to do this. I don't make the rules. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 🌀
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pupsoph | bio for comm status 🔞 @pupsoph.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
cw: mind control, tentacles sketch comm featurin 3 ocs belongin to @maddeningrambeling.bsky.social! (ammie, audrey, samantha) smth more spicy for once mh-hm mhm
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pupsoph | bio for comm status 🔞 @pupsoph.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Phil H @frimpys.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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dooderoni (no comms for now) @dooderoni.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
[NSFW🔞:latex, null, null bulge] the last version of reality overheated and crashed when "maar the all knowing" tried to go on vacation in flat land cause his topology was way too complex for the 2D universe, so now most inter-plane travel has this sort of safety feature built in
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FanterFane @fanterfane.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Wing-it commission for Itsjustbob! Samantha becomes a boy in a unexpected way!
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Bones, Motion-Activated Goshing Decoration @bonesrambles.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Delicate lace gloves. They instill the faintest sense of...obedience, stillness, an urge to curtsy. Weak magic at this scale, but likely to build. Tossed away by the party mage, but one happened to fall over her faerie companion and trap her like a net. Just as the party called it a night, too...
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
doggirlhen posts on tumblr saying: "maidgirl whos super competitive with a roomba but then they. they uh,. well"

bunnyalope responds with a reblog, saying: "Please don't stick your dick in the roomba."

doggirlhen fights back and says: "you hate women and those who dream."
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Oliver @oliver48.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Capitalists and rapists revel in victim blaming ... meme via David Royce Leach
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kiwidolls🔞 @kiwi.doll.tf · 11/09/2026
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Comics Covers @comicscovers.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
For future reference, posting of a comics cover does not necessarily equal endorsement. Unless it's a cover by Rob Liefeld, which, obviously. I got you, Rob
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叉叉-杈杈 @mrcairox.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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MARCY BONES! 🎃 @marcybones64.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
imagine if asian cultures were real so we could ask them for art direction
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Juno @jsketch12.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Pokemon Champions finally gave us the gift of what Emma's ZA Expansion Suit actually looks like under the coat
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Snuff Daughter @kitprincess.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
magic as a rotting corrupting influence, in the way that yeast rots into wines, and bacteria devises kimchi, magic in how mycelium makes forests work
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 11/09/2026
learning new languages? for the purposes of making yuri. learning art, writing, music? for the purposes of making yuri. learning math, physics, engineering, physics? for the purposes of making yuri. biology, chemistry? yuri. history? yuri. philosophy? yuri. politics? yuri. lesbian sex? yuri.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/03/2026
Dark times call for reckless purchases. store.theonion.com/products/congres…
'Congress, Now More Than Ever, Our Nation Needs Your Cowardice' Front Page T-Shirt
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Jim Musil Painter @jimmusilpainter.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
My painting POINT LOBOS POPPIES
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Brock’s Photographic Journey @bar44.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Oregon Coastal Trail, Neakahnie Mountain #ForestFriday #Photography #Trees #Oregon #OswaldWest 📷
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
look, be an optimist. you still have half your blood left
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
For decades the Right has daydreamed about saving their country from monsters, they finally got the chance and it turns out they love the monsters. The monsters are even monstrous in the exact ways they fantasized about! You never have to listen to these guys about anything again
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Dan Shive @danshive.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Prose practice: Jerry was a comedian, his bread and butter everyday observations. Were this description shown to him, he would wonder aloud, “what’s the deal with bread and butter,” and spout the virtues of alternatives such as cereal and Snapple. He kept his craft sharp by being insufferable.
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Soon, all the films in close proximity to it will also be THE THING. Within the year, all films in the registry will be THE THING.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Sword Girl Pin. This is why rich powerful men try to control women. Because if girls grow up thinking they can become anything they want, 9/10 girls will choose to be sword-wielding badasses determined to cut down the patriarchy. collabs.shop/5x1iih
A pin of a girl weilding a sword.
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Casey Explosion
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Hi, I'm the CEO of Glorbo, the company who enjoys near unprecedented goodwill in our field, I'm here today to talk to you about our pivot to using the Magic 8-Ball powered by children's bones that everybody hates, l've given myself psychosis listening to the 8-ball aaaaeeeeeiiooouuuu
5:06 AM • Dec 17, 2025
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Watching the Newfoundland bit of Parts Unknown and...goddamn what a cool guy. Anthony Bourdain had his ticket punched to be any kind of smug prick celebrity chef. Instead, he used the platform to meet real people, eat their food, and listen to their stories. www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQUp...
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The Most Hardcore Dinner Party in Canada | Anthony Bourdain Parts Unknown
YouTube video by Anthony Bourdain Parts Unknown
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
"Feeling cute. Might disable my neural defense software later~"
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
It's like a normal thing in video games but if you have a sword in a book made of arcansteel or something that absorbs or redirects a fireball spell I think that's cool as hell.
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qoat (comms closed!) @qoat.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
“Gooner slop” “Gooner bait” “Gooner art style” Why are you so afraid of feeling aroused?
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
this is not to doompost, although things are already bleak and getting bleaker. this is to emphasize: there is no way out of this that leaves any piece of how this happened intact, or any person responsible still free it is abolition. or it is atrocity and we're already seen what power has chosen
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emmy @oblativelamb.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
girl saw my key, grabbed it, and asked if it was a flat cage or not 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
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Her angel🌟🌟 @somefennecgirl.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
so assuming that turning a robot girl off and back on again is the equivalent of your heart stopping, and then being brought back from the brink of death by a defibrillator.. that has to feel so good for the robotgirl, right? to feel yourself breathe your last breath.. to fade away.. and jolt back..
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Dan Shive @danshive.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Oh, right! One of the whole inspirations for the world of my novel was an explanation for really quirky magic and spell rules! "It's magic. It doesn't HAVE to make sense! But there's an explanation for why it doesn't have to make sense that DOES make sense, and that loops around so it makes sense."
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
hey girl, are you fae. because the worst parts of me are telling me to give you my name
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Skye Centrella @skyeactual.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Bespoke: 17 of my ancestors died in this mech and I feel the echoes of their minds cheering me on. I don't fucking know how she works, even my mechanics barely do, but together she and I are going to make you regret invading my home, even if they have to hose me out of this cockpit and call no. 19.
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Kevin Elliott @kjephd.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Please join me in welcoming to the public domain such works as the 1930 Best Picture All Quiet on the Western Front, Faulkner's As I Lay Dying, several Nancy Drew books, some songs you've heard of (Dream a Little Dream of Me; Georgia on My Mind), and more: blog.archive.org/2026/01/01/w...
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Welcome to the Public Domain in 2026 | Internet Archive Blogs
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emmy @oblativelamb.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
when the visual novel text goes RED and you know you've done a GOOD JOB
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emmy @oblativelamb.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
i am capable of so little. yet i want so much. yet i can offer so little. yet i want to give so much.
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Dizzyspells @dizzyspellss.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Doll Scythe :)
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emmy @oblativelamb.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
1. make yourself irreplaceable in everyones heart 2. remove yourself from their life and start a new identity. 3. insert yourself into the old friend group so you can hear all about this girl they used to know that they loved so much 4. make your new identity irreplaceable in their hearts,
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後藤 @ysdo968.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
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Pierrot @pierrotprecious.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Drone, activate Picture: _huume #drone #latexdrone #latexcatsuit #rubberdoll
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🌟 Their Immaculate Majesty, King Hivemoon 🌟 @hivemoon.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Thinking about contrast. Firmly disciplining a princess to have proper language and demeanour, be polite, listen to her highers. But training her into a spoiled indolent embarrassing pet at the same time - undignified outfits and accessories and lifestyle... Forced inelegance, forced elegance...
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Her angel🌟🌟 @somefennecgirl.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
the fun thing about angels is that they can't die,, you can just keep k illing me over,, and over and over and o,ver .. sometimes i wish that angels could die,,,
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