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SordeS

@raccoon-daddy.bsky.social
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Smelly, Dirt-Bag, Raccoon Redneck Perfection. I live like a King in my Swampy Florida Hell Hole. I sang Dixie, as he died. The bottle had robbed him of his rebel pride....

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Bears and chubs and cubs, oh my!!! (2k) @chasethis88.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Repost if you are from Florida.
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Desert Dweller @pscaguy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
⛽️ Florida’s gas prices rose 18 cents last week before declining 6 cents through the weekend. On Sunday, the state average for a gallon of gas was $4.37. That’s $1.42 per gallon more than last year. The average driver is now paying $65 to fill their tank, as opposed to $44 at this time last year.
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Florida gas prices rose 18 cents last week
On Sunday, the state average for a gallon of gas was $4.37, according to NWS Melbourne.
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 22/09/2026
Enjoy the Camps!
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TGJ🧩The Green J 🇨🇦 @thegreenj.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Have a great day everyone💚✌️ #cannabis
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TGJ🧩The Green J 🇨🇦 @thegreenj.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
💚✌️ #cannabis
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Marc Hutton @marc-a-hutton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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dumpsterbro @penisfancy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
my dick is like a pacifier for twinks
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In search of Ganymede @jizzmasterneo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Save a cowboy. Ride Daddy son.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The top text reads, "TO ALL OF THE DOCTORS".

In the middle, an animated black cat with sharp white eyes stands facing forward with a defiant, angry expression while sticking its pink tongue out.

The bottom text reads, "THAT BRUSH ME OFF INSTEAD OF DOING THEIR JOBS".
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Mongabay @mongabay.com · 25/09/2026
Pakistan's endangered Indus River dolphin population has grown to nearly 2,000 individuals, prompting the creation of a new 400-km protected corridor. Safeguarding the species long-term will require modified barrage operations and community-led sustainable fishing. Fellow Muhammad Talal reports.
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Pakistan expands protected habitat for Indus River dolphin as recovery offers hope
Between 11 million and 16 million years ago, during the high sea levels of the middle Miocene period, the ancestors of the Indus River dolphin entered the muddy waters of what is the Indus Basin today...
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Desert Dweller @pscaguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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conifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
9/11 Will Continue Until Morale Improves
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Good morning sunshines 🌞 A memorial to 9/11 search dogs 👇
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Timothy Simons @timothycsimons.bsky.social · 14/08/2023
LegoLand tiny town has the 9/11 memorial which means in the Lego world 9/11 happened
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God @thegodshow.com · 11/09/2026
If anyone should be banned from attending the 9/11 memorial, it’s Giuliani.
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Damn Rudy Giuliani For Lying About The Air After 9/11
Oh yeah, he's going to Hell.
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SlashGear @slashgear.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you change your oil at a service center, they might ask you if you'd prefer an OEM or aftermarket oil filter. Here's the difference and why it's important.
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OEM Vs. Aftermarket Oil Filters: Does It Matter Which One You Use? - SlashGear
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Inside Ukraine 🇺🇦 @insideukraine.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Bambi and Thumper in real life! A deer and a little bunny sharing a super tender moment that seems straight out of a Disney movie... impossible not to melt with love! 🦌🐰✨ National Geographic
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The Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 19/09/2026
Just watching an old documentary tonight, something about data centers, ai and robots.
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I printed this and posted it above my desk. I'd change only the last line to "I am the FUCK YOUR FEELINGS - EVERYONE'S RIGHTS ARE ON THE LINE left".
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Grandma Janet @sweetgrandmajan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Florida reported 32 new locally acquired dengue cases in just one week, pushing the state’s 2026 total to 73 cases as of August 29, compared with 41 the previous week. That is an increase of 78% in a single week.
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Desert Dweller @pscaguy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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The Ghost of Mark Twain @ghostofmarktwain.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Sony argued in a recent court filing that reasonable consumers know they are only buying a limited license to digital games, not owning them. Prepare to be boarded bitches! The S.S. Napster is being rebuilt better than ever (I hope) And fuck streaming. It used to convenient and cheap. Nope.
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🎀FANCY🎀 @fancysplace.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
🎀🎀
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🦋MOM🦋 @momcjl.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Here’s a handy reference.
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🇨🇦DUNK🇨🇦 (Proud Part owner of Canada) @noofieninja.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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MadGreek 🧿 @madgreek2024.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
On September 11, 2001, countless heroes answered the call to help—and among them were brave search-and-rescue dogs who worked tirelessly through unimaginable conditions. Today, we honor these remarkable four-legged heroes and the important role they played during one of America’s darkest days.
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Forbes @forbes.com · 11/09/2026
The Metropolitan Nashville Airport Authority’s board voted unanimously to rename Nashville International Airport after Dolly Parton, though says the vote was just the “first step in a multifaceted process.”
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Nashville Airport Board Votes To Rename Airport After Dolly Parton
The Metropolitan Nashville Airport Authority’s board voted unanimously to rename Nashville International Airport after Dolly Parton, though says the vote was just the “first step in a multifaceted process.”
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SordeS @raccoon-daddy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Thank you Melissa, this song is perfect. Never forget. #911 #neverforget #melissaethridge #2001 music.youtube.com/watch?v=KNRw...
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Tuesday Morning
YouTube video by Melissa Etheridge - Topic
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The old internet @theoldinternet.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
this sound meant no one could use the phone
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The old internet @theoldinternet.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
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Hillary Rodham Clinton @hillaryclinton.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A third of today's Americans are too young to have any memory of 9/11. For them, the 9/11 Memorial is making a new digital learning experience available starting tomorrow. We said we'd never forget—and part of that charge is making sure the next generation remembers too. 911memorial.org/DLE
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Halloween 🎃 is coming 😃
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𝕄𝕒𝕣𝕘𝕒𝕣𝕖𝕥🌴🐦𝕊𝕜𝕪𝕓𝕚𝕣𝕕 ℍ𝕒𝕧𝕖𝕟🦋 @margaretsiegien.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Two baby woodpeckers hanging out at their nest — the little guy with the red stripe on his cheek, and his sister next to him. ❤️📸 #birdwatching #birds #birdphotography #Photography #Photographer
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Damien Marie AtHope Ⓐ 🚩🏴🌍 @damienmarieathope.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Codfather #FBPE 🇫🇷🇪🇺 @codfather.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This remarkable view was captured by NASA’s Curiosity rover from Gale Crater on Mars. Unlike Earth, where sunsets often glow with shades of red, orange, and gold, a Martian sunset can produce a striking blue glow around the setting Sun.
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Craig Pittman @craigtimes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
#Florida gas prices jump 18 cents overnight, surge above $4 a gallon. Thanks, President Convicted Felon! www.news4jax.com/news/local/2...
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Florida gas prices jump 18 cents overnight, surge above $4 a gallon
Florida’s average price for regular gasoline jumped from $3.89 per gallon yesterday to $4.07 today, according to AAA—an increase of 18 cents, or about 4.6% overnight.
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SXRATCH @sxratch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
THIS is sweet!! 🥳🥳🥳
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Jimothy the Raccoon @jimothythe-raccoon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
jimothy #jimothy #seattle #jimothyraccoon
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/09/2026
Americans Celebrate 10 Millionth ‘Bring Yourself To Work Day theonion.com/americans-celebrate-10…
Americans Celebrate 10 Millionth ‘Bring Yourself To Work Day
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Sarah Primate @langurlover.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Happy International Manatee Day!!! Such unique and interesting creatures!
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Manatee Approaches Crab, Crab Swims Away
Alt: Manatee Approaches Crab, Crab Swims Away
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Classic religious artwork depicting Jesus holding a smartphone away from a lying man on the ground, with text underneath reading:

"JESUS HEALS DEMON-POSSESSED MAN BY DELETING THE FOXNEWS APP FROM HIS SMART PHONE"
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Monteiro @monteiro.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Best Labor Day movies. I’ll start:
Screencap of Lily Tomlin, Dolly Parton, and Jane Fonda arm in arm, walking through the office in 9 to 5.
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Leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
just not feeling it today..
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Puppy Refuses to Move: I Don't Feel Like Doing Anything
ALT: Puppy Refuses to Move: I Don't Feel Like Doing Anything
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1kr5ur43m.bsky.social @1kr5ur43m.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
SCIENCE HAS REPLACED RELIGION BECAUSE SCIENCE TELLS THE TRUTH !
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Freethinkers United For Change @freethinkersunite.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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