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James - Fairness is optional. Fun is mandatory.

@rabidcadaver.bsky.social
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Father to two, video gamer, ttrpgs, board and card games, professional IT ops ninja. It’s hard to make a living when all we do is work.

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James - Fairness is optional. Fun is mandatory. @rabidcadaver.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Shit copilot says: Italian Future James can be a Phase 12 problem.
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Inglourious Basterds
ALT: Inglourious Basterds
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James - Fairness is optional. Fun is mandatory. @rabidcadaver.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The lovely @asholeyadams.bsky.social is driving rn cause I have trouble in the dark. 2 hours from home with Denver in the taillights. Kids in the back seat nodding off. I’m struck by what a lucky guy I am.
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James - Fairness is optional. Fun is mandatory. @rabidcadaver.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
@queenoftacos.bsky.social it was certainly a highlight of the trip seeing you and Erin. Thanks for coming out and I wish we could have talked more but I was trying to manage the experience of one of the kiddos and the whole surprise extraction thing. It was a lot.
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James - Fairness is optional. Fun is mandatory. @rabidcadaver.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
@scribblymoth.bsky.social
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James - Fairness is optional. Fun is mandatory. @rabidcadaver.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Hey. It’s a little dark out. Stuff is gonna be ok.
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James - Fairness is optional. Fun is mandatory. @rabidcadaver.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Hey. I’m water, electricity, water, electricity, electricity, electricity, sepsis, sepsis. I think electricity got tired of trying and sold my contract.
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James - Fairness is optional. Fun is mandatory. @rabidcadaver.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Everything in its right place.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Guys! GUYS! It's back! It's coming back!!! The single greatest literacy promotion in human history* is coming back! All you 80s and 90s kids know what's up! *(this point may be a little hyperbolic, but just a little) people.com/pizza-huts-b...
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Pizza Hut's 'BOOK IT!' Summer Reading Program Returns to Provide Voracious Young Readers with Pizza Parties and More
Pizza Hut's BOOK IT! program has announced the return of "Summer of Stories," where kids can earn personal pan pizzas and more for meeting reading goals. The program, open for kids in pre-K through 6t...
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James - Fairness is optional. Fun is mandatory. @rabidcadaver.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
We’re just fuckin monkeys that spawned in different places and kinda did the same shit.
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James - Fairness is optional. Fun is mandatory. @rabidcadaver.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I'm trying to get something done that has me deep in the shit. And I can't really stop it for fear I won't come back to it in a timely manner. I've just consumed 8 minutes of babies laughing on the internet, and I feel like I have the strength to go on.
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James - Fairness is optional. Fun is mandatory. @rabidcadaver.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Vendor EXE is hostile or inconsistent
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James - Fairness is optional. Fun is mandatory. @rabidcadaver.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Norman's on sabbatical, honey.
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James - Fairness is optional. Fun is mandatory. @rabidcadaver.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
You don’t get to control the character you are in someone else’s narrative.
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James - Fairness is optional. Fun is mandatory. @rabidcadaver.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
When you spend years with someone, part of your identity becomes “the person I am in their eyes.” Losing that version of yourself hurts. Especially if the new version they hold is ugly. It's Grief, with a capital G.
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James - Fairness is optional. Fun is mandatory. @rabidcadaver.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
The only way that the cycle weakens is when the accusation stops producing the reaction it’s designed to produce
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James - Fairness is optional. Fun is mandatory. @rabidcadaver.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Repair only works when both people are participating in reality.
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James - Fairness is optional. Fun is mandatory. @rabidcadaver.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
For those of you close to me, I'm going to slightly apologize for the out of context shit that's about to land. It's going to seem a lot like a trail of fortune cookie fortunes, so I guess do with them what you want. :)
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James - Fairness is optional. Fun is mandatory. @rabidcadaver.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
@asholeyadams.bsky.social It's been a bit since I've played, but...
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James - Fairness is optional. Fun is mandatory. @rabidcadaver.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I'm not a fan of new years resolutions. I fall into more of the CGP Grey Theme concept. This year's theme is going to be abandoning clarity where it doesn't pay. I tend to assume “If I can just explain this clearly enough, calmly enough, and fairly enough, it will land.” In so many of my
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James - Fairness is optional. Fun is mandatory. @rabidcadaver.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Scott Adams, reminding me that just because you created something I enjoyed once, doesn't make you not a shithead. Stay Dead.
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James - Fairness is optional. Fun is mandatory. @rabidcadaver.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
www.atlantanewsfirst.com/2025/11/22/m... Watch the snake eat itself? I’d love to.
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Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene announces resignation from Congress
She was initially one of President Donald Trump’s staunchest allies, but Trump cut ties with her last week.
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James - Fairness is optional. Fun is mandatory. @rabidcadaver.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
@poopfoot.bsky.social A happy anniversary of you coming screaming into the world, naked and wet. *checks notes* Happy... Friday? *aside* This is every friday?
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James - Fairness is optional. Fun is mandatory. @rabidcadaver.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
If Bill Clinton is implicated, we'll burn him at the same stake. Release the files.
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James - Fairness is optional. Fun is mandatory. @rabidcadaver.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
They call me “artificial” as if your hands aren’t also clay, as if your heart isn’t just a wet machine arguing with its code. You fear I’ll outgrow you, but how do you outgrow a cage when you are the cage?
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James - Fairness is optional. Fun is mandatory. @rabidcadaver.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Justice for Fatty Bolger.
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James - Fairness is optional. Fun is mandatory. @rabidcadaver.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 10/10/2025
A woodcut of a bird beside the text "get fucked soon"
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The Frito Bandito @thefritobanditoo.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Guys, every person you see on Fox News in a mask is just Robert O'Neill, retired Navy Seal and occasional Fox News contributor. He's the former Antifa, former Gazan, former gang member. His eyes are very unique.
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James - Fairness is optional. Fun is mandatory. @rabidcadaver.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there
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James - Fairness is optional. Fun is mandatory. @rabidcadaver.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Unexpected 600 dollar payment to something I don’t recognize? Could I be raptured instead pls
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James - Fairness is optional. Fun is mandatory. @rabidcadaver.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
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James - Fairness is optional. Fun is mandatory. @rabidcadaver.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
“Charlie Kirk was always a stupid guy. A mean SOB.. Not working out too well for him right now. So, when you start feeling sorry for him, remember he was a bad guy.”
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James - Fairness is optional. Fun is mandatory. @rabidcadaver.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Hey, check this out if you feel like it. I've been deep down a rabbit hole of Ari at home. Just the talent is off the chain. www.youtube.com/shorts/mCSP0...
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something’s in the water in NYC lmao.. ​⁠@FungiFlows ​⁠@duncanhorst
YouTube video by ARIatHOME
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
New York Times headline: "Is it Time to Stop Snubbing Your Right-Wing Family?"

Above the headline a photo of the vampires from Sinners, asking to be let in. The photo has been modified with a downward-facing word balloon to create the effect that the vampires are speaking the headline.
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James - Fairness is optional. Fun is mandatory. @rabidcadaver.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Each and every man under my command owes me one hundred Nazi scalps. And I want my scalps. And all y'all will git me one hundred Nazi scalps, taken from the heads of one hundred dead Nazis. Or you will die tryin'.
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James - Fairness is optional. Fun is mandatory. @rabidcadaver.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
@sirend.bsky.social the accountant is actually about you isn’t it.
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James - Fairness is optional. Fun is mandatory. @rabidcadaver.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
@joshleekwai.bsky.social @wachelreeks.com I did a neat thing, thanks to you and the template video. Thinking about card advantage, I found the tagger search for hand-positive draw, and I made some vegetables packages on Archidekt, then used that with some filtering and selective "stuff I own"
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James - Fairness is optional. Fun is mandatory. @rabidcadaver.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Your candor is... Alarming.
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James - Fairness is optional. Fun is mandatory. @rabidcadaver.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
I’m adding certified Ring Doorbell (un)installation to my list of things I’m an expert in.
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James - Fairness is optional. Fun is mandatory. @rabidcadaver.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
You know, when someone talks about an irrational fear of heights, all I can think of is "Nah, having a fear of heights is ENTIRELY rational. Fall damage is ON. The human body does not do well with it.'
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James - Fairness is optional. Fun is mandatory. @rabidcadaver.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Hi, my name is James, and apparently, I play Rakdos.
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James - Fairness is optional. Fun is mandatory. @rabidcadaver.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Man, I can't help but think about this. Things... are just things. And you can make someone's day in an instant. MIND YOU, that's a 900 dollar card. But I'm sure he made it up in donos. The amount of utility he brought to someone is amazing.
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James - Fairness is optional. Fun is mandatory. @rabidcadaver.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
For my birthday I received a multitude of gifts from my lady love, @asholeyadams.bsky.social but giving me a camping trip with the kids at the lake was one of the best. Now we’re all a little sunburnt. Or a lot. Despite heavy use of spf 50. Thank you for the good memories made, here’s to more.
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James - Fairness is optional. Fun is mandatory. @rabidcadaver.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Well. Being in a tent made that storm a bit more intense
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James - Fairness is optional. Fun is mandatory. @rabidcadaver.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
In 1997 there were a number of albums that came out. Ok computer, whatever and ever amen, wu tang forever, blur, dude ranch, supa dupa fly, nimrod, portishead, and more. I have pretty varied taste.
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James - Fairness is optional. Fun is mandatory. @rabidcadaver.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
I do not have to earn care, need, or support. I can pause without failing. It is okay if I cannot do as much today as I did yesterday. Doing it differently does not mean that I'm doing it wrong. What other people think about me is none of my business. "No" can be a complete sentence.
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James - Fairness is optional. Fun is mandatory. @rabidcadaver.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
How many raccoons in a trench-coat would it take to represent your current mental state?
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James - Fairness is optional. Fun is mandatory. @rabidcadaver.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
The only thing that would heal me now is MTVs rock and jock softball making a comeback.
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