💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Dying my hair GREEN today. Will report back. 010
💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Anyone on here enjoy climbing tall ladders and drilling things? I have a project I need help with that that will either require really really really really tall stilts, or someone who enjoys ladders in moderately precarious situations. Serious inquiries only. Willing to pay. 020
💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Just woke up from a dream where as a child I had designed (and apparently made) a wedding dress that was so beautiful that Jennifer Aniston wanted to wear it and then I spent the rest of my life trying to chase that high.. 010
💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Dear friends, I will be sending out Halloween cards this week! If you have moved or are unsure whether I have your address, please send me a DM. 💖 100
💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I’ve really got to get professional headshots taken. I cannot keep emailing my CEO and COO with me dressed as Princess Fiona from Shrek as my Teams photo and expect them to take me seriously. 😂 170
💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Went out to Cockrell Mercantile this weekend and grabbed some of these bourbon pecan toffees that are made in Lees Summit and they’re so good I could cry. I will not be sharing. 000
💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Kacey Musgraves was perfect as always. 150
💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 24/09/2026You already know I had to buy myself a pair of Disco Balls. Now I’ve gotta go buy myself a pair of truck nuts to bedazzle and hang them from my Ford Escape. 000
💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Country concert drinking game: Take a shot every time you see someone wearing a cowboy hat backwards. 😂 000
💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I'm in a bad girl good mood, wearing my gold hoops, lining my lips right now in the rear view. Baby, don't even play. 💋 010
💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Breaking out my biggest and baddest of lashes for the Kacey Musgraves concert.static.klipy.comRaeswae Cat with Dramatic EyelashesALT: Raeswae Cat with Dramatic Eyelashes 011
💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Okay, what is everyone where to the Kacey Musgraves concert in KC tomorrow night?? 100
💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Gordon Ramsey is doing an episode of Kitchen Nightmares in my hometown next week at a restaurant I used to eat at all the time as a kid so that’s pretty wild. 010
💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Currently bullying one of my direct reports to take a week of PTO because we can only roll over 80 hours and I don’t want her to lose her time off. Middle management is fun. 030
💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I think I’m finally ready to admit that in All Star by Smash Mouth I used to think the words were, “So what’s wrong with Nick and the Backstreets” as in Nick Carter and the Backstreet Boys and it was not until a few years ago that I learned that it’s “So what’s wrong with taking the backstreets?” 141
💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Saw a TikTok where a woman said, “I hope all the men I slept with in the past know I did it as a form of self harm.” And I’ve never felt something so hard. Gonna have to sit with that one for a bit. 040
Reposted by 💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her)Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Macklemore: Palestinian children are people. Robert Kraft *actively getting a handjob from a strip mall prostitute he refuses to tip*: We must ban this hate speech from every stadium in America. Let me call up my friends, the Epstein client list. Ed Sheeran: Good point, sir. Both sides, sir. 10085511483
💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 15/09/2026All good men fill up their girlfriends/partners/wives water bottle before bedtime. 000
💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 14/09/2026This is a perfect cover. No notes. open.spotify.com/track/7AzBAd...open.spotify.comCan't Help Falling in LoveKacey Musgraves · ELVIS (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) DELUXE EDITION · Song · 2023 000
💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Anyone else going to the Kacey Musgraves concert in KC? 100
💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 13/09/2026For date night last night, James and I tried our hand at forging knives! Our instructor was a very lovely blacksmith wearing a utility kilt and Hey Dudes. We had a blast. 🔪 130
Reposted by 💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her)victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 12/09/2026As I was standing by this gas pump filling up my truck with six dollar gas I couldn’t help but think that this was a small price to pay so that every child wanting to play sports in elementary school has to submit to mandatory genital inspections 555443945
💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 11/09/2026When people say they hate country music, I’m convinced it’s because they’re only listening to the men in country music. Stop listening to men. They have nothing interesting to say. Ever. 030
💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 07/09/2026My family does not appreciate my rendition of “The Thunder Rolls” by Gath Brooks. Ruuuude. 010
💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Hating cats is so rooted in misogyny and there’s no bigger ick for me than men who detest cats. 150
💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Now that we have two litter robots (huge flex, I know) I am upset at the years I spent without having one. I was really nervous to spend so much money on something my cats might not like but they are genuinely sooo much happier now with the litter robot and it’s a huge life improvement for me. 130
💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I wonder what Chris Gaines is up to right now. 000
💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Are you even chronically online if you don’t k ow what Fart Goes The Butt is from?? 010
💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 02/09/2026It’s crazy what all can happen in three short years. 💖 000
💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 01/09/2026There’s something so refreshing about seeing people you hate age like milk. 🥰 010
💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 31/08/2026lol. I left for vacation with 63 salesforce tickets in my name and now I come back to 246.static.klipy.comHomer Simpson CryingALT: Homer Simpson Crying 110
💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 31/08/2026The Sunday scaries after being on a week long vacation are the gnarliest Sunday scaries. 000
💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Apparently Megan Moroney was also playing somewhere in Denver tonight so the Raiding Canes we went to after the My Chemical Romance concert was half emos and half little blonde girls wearing all pink outfits and cowboy boots. 😂 020
💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Couldn’t ask for better weather or a prettier moon. 000
💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Made it to Coor’s Field. First up: The Breeders. 260
💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Eeeeeeek. Time to start getting ready for the My Chemical Romance concert. 130
💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 27/08/2026The emos are out in full force in Denver today. 030
💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Had an absolutely incredible time tonight at Casa Bonita in Denver with @queenoftacos.bsky.social and her lovely wife Erin. 💖 Yayyy for internet friends. 1151
💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Hey @rabidcadaver.bsky.social, do you feel Casa Bonita? 130
Reposted by 💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her)Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 26/08/2026The best way to honor the two who have left us recently, imo, is to keep being as gay as possible 184552293
💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her) @asholeyadams.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Becoming progressively more disabled over the years is incredibly upsetting. I’m not used to my body not being able to keep up with me. I’m so tired of having to miss out on things I want to do because I physically cannot do them and so many businesses don’t think accessibility matters. 100
