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![Hello Bone Colleagues,
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans.
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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:nycc7oummopgeptw555s6icn/bafkreicwbyb3msa5cnllbexjrxrmuw2s6qj36aiitv2tp5aos5nsz2pem4)
![(Showing the tcrf.net page for EekoWorld.)
"EekoWorld was a Flash site from PBS Kids featuring two games about conservation and the environment:
• EekoHouse, a getting-ready-for-school simulator that teaches kids to make environmentally-conscious decisions (because, as we all know, schoolchildren are the largest contributors to climate change).
• EekoCreature, a zoology sim in which you create your own creature, choose its habitat, and watch it interact with other kids' creatures. Sadly, an [ecological disaster] (Linking to https://www.adobe.com/products/flashplayer/end-of-life-alternative.html#adobe-flash-player-eol-general-information) in 2017 caused a mass-extinction event."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3mrjblg7toe5op6fnac2bivg/bafkreifijf6czr3yilzzxcf6eswhtiz7krfcmopdsr36unafoebbr2orsm)
