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@queenpib.com
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💜 I look like your mom and I game like your dad 💜 7PM ET/4PM PT every Wednesday, Thursday, Saturday, and Sunday 💜 www.twitch.tv/QueenPiB 💜 "The breasts are fake but the retro is real!"

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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 7h
The Silent Hill waggle adventure continues with more SHATTERED MEMORIES on the QueenPiB show! www.twitch.tv/QueenPiB
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 7h
listen the pentagon may have been hacked unknowingly for months but at least thank fuck its not woke anymore, anyway yes please approve this credit card, i'm sgt jim smith, i uhhhh served in the gulf i believe you'll find all my information is in order
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 7h
feels like the dolls could have prevented this, oh well
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 10h
"and another thing, i'm not weird. don't put in the newspaper that i got weird."
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Ben K. @benjaminkabak.com · 13h
I feel dumb even just having to say this but the reason passports are mailed out in plain regular envelopes is that so that people do not attempt to steal easily recognizable passports in the mail. bsky.app/profile/carn...
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 13h
the co-pilot when he finally looked at the flight plan halfway through the flight and realized where they were going:
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 15h
probably not ideal for anyone whose twitch revenue is important (a splash effect of this is sub revenue may also drop) but if you're like me and you're just broadcasting loss-leading queer propaganda then tick that box and never worry about advertising a dumb wizard audiobook ever again
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 15h
disable *all* ads on your twitch channel with this one trick! -kills ads dead -probably keeps idiots away -its not always about the money spiderman its about the METS BABY LOVE THE METS ALRIGHT BABY LETS GO GET A HOME RUN BABY LOVE THE METS LET'S GO METS
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 29/01/2026
What? It's just a normal signet ring. I don't know why you keep staring at it like you've seen it somewhere before.
A signet ring featuring 10k gold plated over sterling silver, as well as a lab grown ruby and sub1 ct diamonds.There is a three-bar design connecting to the ruby.
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 30/09/2026
The poster art for the film "I Know Who Killed Me" with a mild glow to give it the appearance of a stock Windows 11 wallpaper
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows...
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 29/09/2026
tick this box when editing your stream info. it might slightly nerf discoverability but theres like no discoverability anyway
the checkbox for "politics and sensitive social issues" box on Twitch
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 29/09/2026
this is off an 84 avg with 70 hours of streamtime, it kills ads dead (except maybe on vods? idk)
queenpib's adrev for the last 30 days showing four cents of revenue
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 29/09/2026
a lot of people have a very particular dent in their head that leads them to conclude that if a star player suddenly isnt making eight figures, that either ticket prices somehow become cheaper or that the revenue that player generates just vanishes into the ether, instead of going to an owner
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 29/09/2026
"get your one gay son to take his own life so you can have a public pity arc with this one trick"
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 29/09/2026
Any cap on what a worker can earn means that it artificially shifts money from the worker, who earned it, to the manager, who didn't. Hope that helps.
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 29/09/2026
join us in the "politics & sensitive subjects content classification label", we've got zero ads, and cookies!
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 29/09/2026
My only regret is I failed to mention the term "gender affirming truck" which I am desperately trying to make A Thing.
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 29/09/2026
Yeah, I thought it was a poster for Blue Velvet or something else Lynchian first.
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 29/09/2026
if ads ran when i turned the politics CCL off for five minutes, then this system isnt working yet
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 29/09/2026
Pulling the poster for "I Know Who Killed Me" (2007) out of @imriobop.bsky.social 's cache has compelled me to make a change to the stock Windows 11 wallpaper.
A math equation that shows Stock Windows 11 Wallpaper + the poster for "I Know Who Killed Me" (2007) = the Windows 11 Wallpaper with the key art for "I Know Who Killed Me"
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 29/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Jim Halpert's Nope Reaction
ALT: Jim Halpert's Nope Reaction
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 29/09/2026
Look, Ed Helms' character in "The Office" went to Cornell and that's all I need to know.
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Rio @imriobop.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thread Be better
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bluesky's originally envisioned user base was *literally* meant to be all the sex pests at the Silicon Valley orgies @faineg.com has been talking about. Jack Dorsey *left* when trans people showed up instead of the expected Harry Potter sex cultists.
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Urvi @theurv.com · 28/09/2026
I’m worried about straight men who lack accountability and enable each other to commit violence, not about any person wanting to play sports. If you want to protect women - hold men accountable for their crimes. Men who face no consequences continue their dangerous behaviors.
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Urvi @theurv.com · 28/09/2026
There were more men in a single documented gang rape at one school than the number of competitive trans athletes nationally. But I’ve heard a lot more politicians being asked about protecting girls from one of these scenarios and not another… I’ll let you guess which is which.
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 28/09/2026
My brain is such that it takes me a moment to differentiate Herm Edwards with Jim Mora. I blame those Bud Light ads.
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 28/09/2026
My partner's annual Twilight re-watch has benefited from a recent-ish role one of the leads had.
"Twilight" (2008). Bella Swan (Kristen Stewart) is confronting Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson)'s supernatural origin.
"You never eat or drink anything. You don't go out in the sunlight.""Twilight" (2008). Bella Swan (Kristen Stewart) is confronting Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson)'s supernatural origin.
"I know what you are.""Twilight" (2008). Bella Swan (Kristen Stewart) is confronting Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson)'s supernatural origin.
"Say it.""Twilight" (2008). Bella Swan (Kristen Stewart) is confronting Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson)'s supernatural origin.
"BATMAN"
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 28/09/2026
just chiming in to ssay LOL COWBOY
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 28/09/2026
In a world where every Silent Hill game seemingly has to bolt itself to the cult that ran the town, one remake dares to sandblast it off. It's the reinterpretation of the original Silent Hill in SHATTERED MEMORIES tonight on the QueenPiB show! www.twitch.tv/QueenPiB
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 27/09/2026
Love Doordash having a credit card outage an hour before stream night dinnertime.
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AnEternalEnigma @aneternalenigma.com · 27/09/2026
Shoutouts to Konami for sending those Townfall CRT creator packages to people who didn't give a fuck about them and are now selling them on eBay for hundreds of dollars while keeping me, an actual fan and one of the most visible Silent Hill creators in Internet history, on their promo shitlist 😂
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 27/09/2026
I suppose that's good enough to let it have the #2 slot (these posters will be cycled monthly)
The preceding "American Dreamz" poster, framed and hung on the wall.
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 27/09/2026
The poster for American Dreamz was a wild one to unfurl starting from the top.
The poster for "American Dreamz" which has a sizeable blurb,
"IMAGINE A COUNTRY WHERE THE PRESIDENT NEVER READS THE NEWSPAPER WHERE THE GOVERNMENT GOES TO WAR FOR ALL THE WRONG REASONS AND WHERE MORE PEOPLE VOTE FOR A POP IDOL THAN THEIR NEXT PRESIDENT"
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 27/09/2026
the final count of Rio's movie poster stash is 102, including -American Gangster -Aqua Teen Hunger Force -Casino Royale -Eastern Promises -Hairspray -The Island -I Know Who Killed Me -Little Miss Sunshine -Munich -Remember Me -Silent Hill -Star Wars Episode III -Every Twilight except the first one
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 27/09/2026
shoutouts to the owner of the green bay packers
A screenshot of NFL Head Coach 09. The Green Bay Packers are a publicly owned company and as such do not have a central team owner, so the game invented "John Q. Public".
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 27/09/2026
I should have been paying more attention to the news ticker while playing NFL Head Coach 09 last night
RAVENS PLACE MLB RAY LEWIS (RUPTURED SPLEEN) ON INJURED RESERVE
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Mac Rogers @macrogers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This screenshot of a Rolling Stone writer sneering that people who claim they haven’t heard of “Choosin’ Texas” are lying for clout is how I learned of the existence of “Choosin’ Texas.”
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 27/09/2026
attn Green Bay Packers, I'm available for head coach position, I can identify the correct time to throw the challenge flag two whiskeys deep.
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 27/09/2026
attn Green Bay Packers, I'm available for head coach position, I can identify the correct time to throw the challenge flag two whiskeys deep.
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 27/09/2026
Who let this gold idiot past stadium security? We're "LIVE" from Lambeau Field here in Green Bay for a SPORTS Saturday Night, NFL edition! We're going to try taking over GM and Head Coaching duties of the Packers! CHAT BADGES AVAILABLE TONIGHT! www.twitch.tv/QueenPiB
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 26/09/2026
looking good sir
a tired trump
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 26/09/2026
"Oh Sherrie" still the catchier "please don't leave me" song.
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 26/09/2026
we put the white blonde singer of the day (britney, madonna, etc) on a pedestal and sooner or later we knock them off, taylor's stint on it just happens to coincide with her ascending to capital owner class in an era where the failings of this system are laid bare
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 26/09/2026
having finally subjected myself to "cleveland", i can conclude that taylor swift is what you get if you force feminize elon musk and make him a singer "i'm so happy! you're all haters! i'm so happy! can't you see how happy i am? i'm happy! getting the picture? happy! ʷʰʸ ᵈᵒᵉˢⁿᵗ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵒⁿᵉ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ᵐᵉˀ"
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 26/09/2026
huh i guess i listened to the wrong song www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysmL...
youtube.com
HASTILY MADE CLEVELAND TOURISM VIDEO
YouTube video by bishopvids
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 26/09/2026
A plot synopsis for Law & Order SVU S09E12 "Signature" that features the words "Special Agent Cooper", causing a group of gentlemen to become excited, believing it is referencing Dale Cooper from Twin Peaks, only to discover it is Special Agent Lauren Cooper (Erika Christensen), causing a muted response.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The PM of Israel, Benjamin Netanyahu says that “America deserved 9/11” at the UN General Assembly
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DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Jack Lemon with a broccoli cut and iced coffee
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