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@queenpib.com
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💜 I look like your mom and I game like your dad 💜 7PM ET/4PM PT every Wednesday, Thursday, Saturday, and Sunday 💜 www.twitch.tv/QueenPiB 💜 "The breasts are fake but the retro is real!"

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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 58m
the co-pilot when he finally looked at the flight plan halfway through the flight and realized where they were going:
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 2h
disable *all* ads on your twitch channel with this one trick! -kills ads dead -probably keeps idiots away -its not always about the money spiderman its about the METS BABY LOVE THE METS ALRIGHT BABY LETS GO GET A HOME RUN BABY LOVE THE METS LET'S GO METS
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 29/01/2026
What? It's just a normal signet ring. I don't know why you keep staring at it like you've seen it somewhere before.
A signet ring featuring 10k gold plated over sterling silver, as well as a lab grown ruby and sub1 ct diamonds.There is a three-bar design connecting to the ruby.
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 15h
The poster art for the film "I Know Who Killed Me" with a mild glow to give it the appearance of a stock Windows 11 wallpaper
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23h
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows...
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 23h
"get your one gay son to take his own life so you can have a public pity arc with this one trick"
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 23h
Any cap on what a worker can earn means that it artificially shifts money from the worker, who earned it, to the manager, who didn't. Hope that helps.
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 23h
My only regret is I failed to mention the term "gender affirming truck" which I am desperately trying to make A Thing.
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 29/09/2026
Pulling the poster for "I Know Who Killed Me" (2007) out of @imriobop.bsky.social 's cache has compelled me to make a change to the stock Windows 11 wallpaper.
A math equation that shows Stock Windows 11 Wallpaper + the poster for "I Know Who Killed Me" (2007) = the Windows 11 Wallpaper with the key art for "I Know Who Killed Me"
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 29/09/2026
Look, Ed Helms' character in "The Office" went to Cornell and that's all I need to know.
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Rio @imriobop.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thread Be better
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bluesky's originally envisioned user base was *literally* meant to be all the sex pests at the Silicon Valley orgies @faineg.com has been talking about. Jack Dorsey *left* when trans people showed up instead of the expected Harry Potter sex cultists.
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Urvi @theurv.com · 28/09/2026
I’m worried about straight men who lack accountability and enable each other to commit violence, not about any person wanting to play sports. If you want to protect women - hold men accountable for their crimes. Men who face no consequences continue their dangerous behaviors.
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Urvi @theurv.com · 28/09/2026
There were more men in a single documented gang rape at one school than the number of competitive trans athletes nationally. But I’ve heard a lot more politicians being asked about protecting girls from one of these scenarios and not another… I’ll let you guess which is which.
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 28/09/2026
My brain is such that it takes me a moment to differentiate Herm Edwards with Jim Mora. I blame those Bud Light ads.
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 28/09/2026
My partner's annual Twilight re-watch has benefited from a recent-ish role one of the leads had.
"Twilight" (2008). Bella Swan (Kristen Stewart) is confronting Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson)'s supernatural origin.
"You never eat or drink anything. You don't go out in the sunlight.""Twilight" (2008). Bella Swan (Kristen Stewart) is confronting Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson)'s supernatural origin.
"I know what you are.""Twilight" (2008). Bella Swan (Kristen Stewart) is confronting Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson)'s supernatural origin.
"Say it.""Twilight" (2008). Bella Swan (Kristen Stewart) is confronting Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson)'s supernatural origin.
"BATMAN"
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 28/09/2026
just chiming in to ssay LOL COWBOY
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 28/09/2026
In a world where every Silent Hill game seemingly has to bolt itself to the cult that ran the town, one remake dares to sandblast it off. It's the reinterpretation of the original Silent Hill in SHATTERED MEMORIES tonight on the QueenPiB show! www.twitch.tv/QueenPiB
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 27/09/2026
Love Doordash having a credit card outage an hour before stream night dinnertime.
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AnEternalEnigma @aneternalenigma.com · 27/09/2026
Shoutouts to Konami for sending those Townfall CRT creator packages to people who didn't give a fuck about them and are now selling them on eBay for hundreds of dollars while keeping me, an actual fan and one of the most visible Silent Hill creators in Internet history, on their promo shitlist 😂
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 27/09/2026
the final count of Rio's movie poster stash is 102, including -American Gangster -Aqua Teen Hunger Force -Casino Royale -Eastern Promises -Hairspray -The Island -I Know Who Killed Me -Little Miss Sunshine -Munich -Remember Me -Silent Hill -Star Wars Episode III -Every Twilight except the first one
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 27/09/2026
I should have been paying more attention to the news ticker while playing NFL Head Coach 09 last night
RAVENS PLACE MLB RAY LEWIS (RUPTURED SPLEEN) ON INJURED RESERVE
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Mac Rogers @macrogers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This screenshot of a Rolling Stone writer sneering that people who claim they haven’t heard of “Choosin’ Texas” are lying for clout is how I learned of the existence of “Choosin’ Texas.”
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 27/09/2026
attn Green Bay Packers, I'm available for head coach position, I can identify the correct time to throw the challenge flag two whiskeys deep.
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 27/09/2026
attn Green Bay Packers, I'm available for head coach position, I can identify the correct time to throw the challenge flag two whiskeys deep.
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 27/09/2026
Who let this gold idiot past stadium security? We're "LIVE" from Lambeau Field here in Green Bay for a SPORTS Saturday Night, NFL edition! We're going to try taking over GM and Head Coaching duties of the Packers! CHAT BADGES AVAILABLE TONIGHT! www.twitch.tv/QueenPiB
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 26/09/2026
looking good sir
a tired trump
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 26/09/2026
having finally subjected myself to "cleveland", i can conclude that taylor swift is what you get if you force feminize elon musk and make him a singer "i'm so happy! you're all haters! i'm so happy! can't you see how happy i am? i'm happy! getting the picture? happy! ʷʰʸ ᵈᵒᵉˢⁿᵗ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵒⁿᵉ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ᵐᵉˀ"
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 26/09/2026
A plot synopsis for Law & Order SVU S09E12 "Signature" that features the words "Special Agent Cooper", causing a group of gentlemen to become excited, believing it is referencing Dale Cooper from Twin Peaks, only to discover it is Special Agent Lauren Cooper (Erika Christensen), causing a muted response.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The PM of Israel, Benjamin Netanyahu says that “America deserved 9/11” at the UN General Assembly
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DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Jack Lemon with a broccoli cut and iced coffee
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 26/09/2026
decided to go with the first movie rio and i ever saw together
a slightly-warped poster for "transformers: revenge of the fallen" (2009)
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 25/09/2026
This guy couldn't be any more marked for death unless he had a giant neon sign with an arrow pointing at him that says "CHARACTER PLOT COMPLETE, KILL HIM!"
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 25/09/2026
all that kowtowing to zionists and the concert would have never happened anyway, put a roof over that place kraft you cheap fuck
CNN: Ed Sheeran's concerts at Robert Kraft-owned Gillette Stadium canceled over weather concerns amid Macklemore drama
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 25/09/2026
the one where i'm so amused about accidentally shittalking my permacucked boss over the radio for everyone in line to hear, that i missed a background event that suggests i'm not going to have to worry about the consequences of not letting his mistress into the country
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 25/09/2026
The "never go full (ableist slur)" bit from Tropic Thunder except you're explaining to Taylor Swift how your love songs are supposed to be vague so the listener can project themselves into it, and aren't supposed to be about a specific person.
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Kantyash 🏞️🌊 @kantyash.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
we live in a world where gen z gets chastised for not knowing some made up rules about bringing coffee to a job interview but the ceo of nvidia can say he doesn't know his own address
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 21/11/2024
When you're playing Bioshock but also dressed as The Bride:
A mock-up poster for a Kill Bill parody called "DYIN' RYAN", with QueenPiB dressed as The Bride in the yellow Bruce Lee jumpsuit wielding a nine iron.
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 25/09/2026
This is why messaging for each Congressional race should be simple: "[Republican] supports the war in Iran, which has cost two dozen American lives, 50 billion of your tax dollars, and sent gas prices through the roof. [Republican] stands by Donald Trump and together they've made life worse for you"
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 25/09/2026
i bet with my dell premiere account at work i could get that for $9,899,999
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 25/09/2026
Turns out this Arstotzka place might not be so great. But I am simple border officer, is there anything I can do? It's days 16-31 of PAPERS, PLEASE on the QueenPiB show! www.twitch.tv/QueenPiB
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If a human did what ChatGPT did, they'd be convicted of conspiracy to commit murder, which can carry a life sentence. It's unconscionable that Canada's legislators are letting OpenAI get away with helping to plan murders. At the very least, it shouldn't be allowed to continue to operate in Canada.
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 24/09/2026
pov: you finally look in the tote full of movie posters for when your partner worked at a local cinema 20 years ago
"Pulp Fiction" (1994). Vincent Vega (John Travolta) is looking into the briefcase. There is an ominous light emanating from it.
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 24/09/2026
that's right, dead serious about going to itchy and scratchy land!
Twitch purporting to give an 80% split with happy guys, then it turns out to just be an offer for Cameo, which results in a muted response
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 24/09/2026
I swear to god, the Law & Order writer's room has to be the cushiest job in television.
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 24/09/2026
I said as much on the show, there's an alternate universe where the US tells Israel "the hell you're not, put that shit away before you fuck us all over" and the GOP probably have a fighting chance in the midterms, but the double-edged sword of "gas price only thing American cares about" has hit.
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Chernobyl Odinsdottir @eightpointvalkyrie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I haven't been near 4Chan in damned near a decade now, and I don't really have a finger on the pulse of the culture over there any more. But from what I can recall, if even /pol/ thinks you've gone too far with blaming minorities, you may need to rethink your strategy.
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 24/09/2026
"Everybody Loves Jorji" is filmed in front of a live studio audience in East Grestin, Arstotzka
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David Bixenspan @davidbix.com · 24/09/2026
WWE is officially the Nazi wrestling promotion now. See your favorite weekly matches involving wrestlers scared for their jobs alongside all of the finest Nick Fuentes videos!
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WWE’s ‘Main Event’ to Move From YouTube to Rumble (EXCLUSIVE)
The WWE series "Main Event" is heading to video platform Rumble, Variety has learned exclusively.
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 24/09/2026
I know who needs to hear this, but if the US Army comes to you and wants to do a sponsorship, it's because they've identified that you have a young impressionable audience that they can try to exploit for recruitment so that your audience can become broken individuals, or dead ones. Hope this helps!
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