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@queenpib.com
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💜 I look like your mom and I game like your dad 💜 7PM ET/4PM PT every Wednesday, Thursday, Saturday, and Sunday 💜 www.twitch.tv/QueenPiB 💜 "The breasts are fake but the retro is real!"

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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 2h
the co-pilot when he finally looked at the flight plan halfway through the flight and realized where they were going:
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 17h
The poster art for the film "I Know Who Killed Me" with a mild glow to give it the appearance of a stock Windows 11 wallpaper
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 23h
tick this box when editing your stream info. it might slightly nerf discoverability but theres like no discoverability anyway
the checkbox for "politics and sensitive social issues" box on Twitch
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 29/09/2026
this is off an 84 avg with 70 hours of streamtime, it kills ads dead (except maybe on vods? idk)
queenpib's adrev for the last 30 days showing four cents of revenue
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 29/09/2026
My only regret is I failed to mention the term "gender affirming truck" which I am desperately trying to make A Thing.
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 29/09/2026
Pulling the poster for "I Know Who Killed Me" (2007) out of @imriobop.bsky.social 's cache has compelled me to make a change to the stock Windows 11 wallpaper.
A math equation that shows Stock Windows 11 Wallpaper + the poster for "I Know Who Killed Me" (2007) = the Windows 11 Wallpaper with the key art for "I Know Who Killed Me"
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 28/09/2026
My brain is such that it takes me a moment to differentiate Herm Edwards with Jim Mora. I blame those Bud Light ads.
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 28/09/2026
My partner's annual Twilight re-watch has benefited from a recent-ish role one of the leads had.
"Twilight" (2008). Bella Swan (Kristen Stewart) is confronting Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson)'s supernatural origin.
"You never eat or drink anything. You don't go out in the sunlight.""Twilight" (2008). Bella Swan (Kristen Stewart) is confronting Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson)'s supernatural origin.
"I know what you are.""Twilight" (2008). Bella Swan (Kristen Stewart) is confronting Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson)'s supernatural origin.
"Say it.""Twilight" (2008). Bella Swan (Kristen Stewart) is confronting Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson)'s supernatural origin.
"BATMAN"
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 28/09/2026
In a world where every Silent Hill game seemingly has to bolt itself to the cult that ran the town, one remake dares to sandblast it off. It's the reinterpretation of the original Silent Hill in SHATTERED MEMORIES tonight on the QueenPiB show! www.twitch.tv/QueenPiB
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 27/09/2026
I suppose that's good enough to let it have the #2 slot (these posters will be cycled monthly)
The preceding "American Dreamz" poster, framed and hung on the wall.
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 27/09/2026
The poster for American Dreamz was a wild one to unfurl starting from the top.
The poster for "American Dreamz" which has a sizeable blurb,
"IMAGINE A COUNTRY WHERE THE PRESIDENT NEVER READS THE NEWSPAPER WHERE THE GOVERNMENT GOES TO WAR FOR ALL THE WRONG REASONS AND WHERE MORE PEOPLE VOTE FOR A POP IDOL THAN THEIR NEXT PRESIDENT"
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 27/09/2026
shoutouts to the owner of the green bay packers
A screenshot of NFL Head Coach 09. The Green Bay Packers are a publicly owned company and as such do not have a central team owner, so the game invented "John Q. Public".
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 27/09/2026
I should have been paying more attention to the news ticker while playing NFL Head Coach 09 last night
RAVENS PLACE MLB RAY LEWIS (RUPTURED SPLEEN) ON INJURED RESERVE
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 27/09/2026
attn Green Bay Packers, I'm available for head coach position, I can identify the correct time to throw the challenge flag two whiskeys deep.
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 27/09/2026
Who let this gold idiot past stadium security? We're "LIVE" from Lambeau Field here in Green Bay for a SPORTS Saturday Night, NFL edition! We're going to try taking over GM and Head Coaching duties of the Packers! CHAT BADGES AVAILABLE TONIGHT! www.twitch.tv/QueenPiB
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 26/09/2026
A plot synopsis for Law & Order SVU S09E12 "Signature" that features the words "Special Agent Cooper", causing a group of gentlemen to become excited, believing it is referencing Dale Cooper from Twin Peaks, only to discover it is Special Agent Lauren Cooper (Erika Christensen), causing a muted response.
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 26/09/2026
decided to go with the first movie rio and i ever saw together
a slightly-warped poster for "transformers: revenge of the fallen" (2009)
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 25/09/2026
This guy couldn't be any more marked for death unless he had a giant neon sign with an arrow pointing at him that says "CHARACTER PLOT COMPLETE, KILL HIM!"
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 25/09/2026
all that kowtowing to zionists and the concert would have never happened anyway, put a roof over that place kraft you cheap fuck
CNN: Ed Sheeran's concerts at Robert Kraft-owned Gillette Stadium canceled over weather concerns amid Macklemore drama
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 25/09/2026
the one where i'm so amused about accidentally shittalking my permacucked boss over the radio for everyone in line to hear, that i missed a background event that suggests i'm not going to have to worry about the consequences of not letting his mistress into the country
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 25/09/2026
Turns out this Arstotzka place might not be so great. But I am simple border officer, is there anything I can do? It's days 16-31 of PAPERS, PLEASE on the QueenPiB show! www.twitch.tv/QueenPiB
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 24/09/2026
there are magnum opuses and war crimes in here
the theatrical poster for "star wars episode iii: revenge of the sith"the theatrical poster for "the love guru"the theatrical poster for "transformers: revenge of the fallen"the theatrical poster for "star trek into darkness"
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 24/09/2026
pov: you finally look in the tote full of movie posters for when your partner worked at a local cinema 20 years ago
"Pulp Fiction" (1994). Vincent Vega (John Travolta) is looking into the briefcase. There is an ominous light emanating from it.
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 24/09/2026
that's right, dead serious about going to itchy and scratchy land!
Twitch purporting to give an 80% split with happy guys, then it turns out to just be an offer for Cameo, which results in a muted response
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 24/09/2026
things you couldn't waterboard out of me AND/OR "you got me, i did it"
Law & Order SVU S09E09 "Paternity". Det. Chester Lake (Adam Beach) is interviewing a person of interest on the street.
"Where were you yesterday morning?"Law & Order SVU S09E09 "Paternity". Korey Jackson (Gilbert Matthews) is replying with his alibi.
"Paid 250 bucks to hear Donald Trump."
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 24/09/2026
I stg season 9 of SVU is on a special brand of bullshit, I think they had some of the SNL writers on loan. this bit isn't even important to the plot, it's just the first bum lead the detectives chase down. the "also starring" is still running. Spoilered because 2007-era fucking yikes
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 24/09/2026
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 24/09/2026
🎶 won't you take me to... funkytown! 🎵
Law & Order SVU S09E08 "Fight". A sanitation worker is listening to music on earbuds, presumably to drown out his loud equipment, and is unable to hear police demanding he stop the compressor on his dump truck as a suspect has jumped into it by accident.
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 24/09/2026
I swear to god, the Law & Order writer's room has to be the cushiest job in television.
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 24/09/2026
"Everybody Loves Jorji" is filmed in front of a live studio audience in East Grestin, Arstotzka
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 24/09/2026
Congratulations. The October labor lottery is complete. Your name was pulled. For immediate placement, report to the Ministry of Admission at Grestin Border Checkpoint. An apartment will be provided for you and your family in East Grestin. Glory to Arstotzka. www.twitch.tv/QueenPiB
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 23/09/2026
anyway dart's out for the year with a knee injury, gosh what a shame
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 23/09/2026
I got 23 seasons of SVU copslop and NBC only got paid for one of them (Season 2 was a gift for my grandmother somewhere in the 2000s, I later ripped the set), apparently even if you put in for Peacock, they don't have all episodes.
23 seasons of Law & Order SVU on PiB's Plex server
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 23/09/2026
oh hey speaking of numbers,
CNN: Midterms outlook worsens for Republicans as Trump's economic rating sinks

September 2026: 27 approve/73 disapprove
September 2018: 49 approve/44 disapprove/7 no opinion

Source: CNN/SSRS polls, MoE: +/- 3.8% pts

Trump is more unpopular than he was in 2018, and the economic backdrop has worsened considerably.
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 23/09/2026
when you find out six harvard researchers took jobs in canada:
donald trump post
"Canada is destroying itself by allowing millions and millions of people into the Country, essentially unchecked and unvetted, and who are causing problems hat will soon be too big to handle. It is a Liberal takeover that will end very badly. Already showing up in their numbers. Big unemployment. 'Oh Canada! President DJT
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 22/09/2026
he must be stopped
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 22/09/2026
popular opinion: if you drive one of these gender affirming trucks, i don't want to hear your opinion on property taxes (and clutching pearls about them having gone up). make more money using that truck or buy a camry.
a gmc sierra
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 22/09/2026
kind of want trump to bully NBC into letting him do a rambling svu cold open
Law & Order SVU S18E02 "Making A Rapist". Vice President Joe Biden (Vice President Joe Biden) is making a speech while Lt. Olivia Benson (Mariska Hargitay) looks on
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 21/09/2026
The finale of Silent Hill 0rigins is here! Will Travis achieve some kind of catharsis? Will he leave a baby on the side of the road? This and less, tonight on the QueenPiB show! www.twitch.tv/QueenPiB
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 20/09/2026
in the battle for the chair, spoon reigns supreme
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 20/09/2026
It's our fourteenth at bat with the COOLBOY 400 IN 1 and only seventy titles remain! Which marvels and travesties remain on this overstuffed NES cartridge? Find out on the QueenPiB show! www.twitch.tv/QueenPiB
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 19/09/2026
this one is in midseason form tonight
QueenPiB getting ready for her show while Spoon the Cat jumps on the back of her chair (greenscreened out)
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 19/09/2026
person who's played more than one yakuza game:
CNN: Mahjong mania: What's behind the rise of a centuries-old Chinese game in the US
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 19/09/2026
>when you have an event in riyadh in a month and a half and the houthis start attacking it
Triple H looking concerned
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 18/09/2026
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 18/09/2026
Directions unclear, dressed as PiBhausen and PiBdust
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 18/09/2026
the aasif mandvi cinematic universe expands, after being a tape rental store clerk in 1995, an nypd balistics tech in 1996, and a hospital doctor in 2001, in 2004 he's a university physicist on law & order criminal intent
Aasif Mandvi as "Sateesh" on Law & Order Criminal Intent S04E09 "Inert Dwarf", being interviewed by Det. Goren (Vincent D'Onofrio) and Eames (Kathryn Erbe, offscreen)
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 18/09/2026
Feeling very gold, very evil this evening, for more SILENT HILL 0RIGINS on the QueenPiB show! www.twitch.tv/QueenPiB
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 17/09/2026
"Spaceballs" (1987). A sign on the back wall says "CONSERVE AIR BREATHE LESS"
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QueenPiB @queenpib.com · 17/09/2026
"But for me, it was Tuesday" cuts both ways. Bison could not recall the individual terrors he inflicted in his reign of conquest, nor did he care when confronted with them, but his victims never forgot who did it to them. It's the entire principle of "the axe forgets, but the tree stump remembers."
Raul Julia as Bison in "Street Fighter" (1994). He has just delivered the monologue, "For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday."
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