Male shawty @quant.bsky.social · 9h“The overwhelming population of Jamaica” has been stuck in my head for weeks now. Gah… my plans are constantly being thwarted by the overwhelming population of Jamaica… 110
Reposted by Male shawtymindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 17hWhenever an egg rolls slightly too close to the edge of the kitchen counter I scream and immediately lose consciousness 614232
Male shawty @quant.bsky.social · 03/10/2026(nods approvingly at you wasting food) the next Hitler could have eaten that 051
Reposted by Male shawtyJesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 29/09/2026PODCAST HOST: the blood from the crime scene was found to actually be from the murder victim PODCAST CO-HOST: wait… the murder victim… died? with blood PODCAST HOST: i know—i was thinking the same thing. but then i read in the report that they died from the blood not being in the body anymore 12893144
Reposted by Male shawtybijan (spooky version) @bijan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i think about this post all the time. you might too 3269451756
Male shawty @quant.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The only honorable way out of all this is to live a long, fulfilling life 000
Male shawty @quant.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Sorry if this offends, but all the Caribbean islands should get combined into one country called New Indonesia 110
Male shawty @quant.bsky.social · 25/09/2026@pfrazee.com two requests: 1. Let me remove followers 2. When I block someone, let me save a screenshot alongside it so I can later recall why I blocked Please and thank you 010
Reposted by Male shawtycorpse eating dog @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 24/09/2026(standing over my infant son sleeping peacefully in his crib) there will come a time when it will seem to be funny to you to pretend to like something that you know to be bad. You must not do it 012126
Male shawty @quant.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I’ll increase my age tenfold soon. I’ve done it before, and I can do it again 020
Male shawty @quant.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Millennials invented bro (vocative) Zoomers invented bro (subjective) Gen Alpha invented bro (objective) 020
Reposted by Male shawtypotion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 22/09/2026pee is stored in tremendous underground salt caverns 715024
Male shawty @quant.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I played with one of those recently and my hands were stained black for two weeks! 😱 120
Reposted by Male shawtyterror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 20/09/2026My enemies are amassing on the outskirts of town. Probably to apologise for their grievous misconduct 2973196
Male shawty @quant.bsky.social · 21/09/2026My drip is 9/11 I lay dick like 9/11 Hit a lick like 9/11 Keep my bitch all 9/11 120
Male shawty @quant.bsky.social · 20/09/2026had to wait for the hide-from-Discover feature for this one, too heat for the common man 020
Male shawty @quant.bsky.social · 20/09/2026You must have your penis in my vagina if you think we fucking! 120
Male shawty @quant.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Over a year of “bouncing on it”‘s iron grip over the American mind and RFK Jr still has nothing to say about it smdh 000
Male shawty @quant.bsky.social · 18/09/2026W’s flow effortlessly to me My W’s greatly exceed my L’s I am open to W’s W’s seek me out I am in control of W’s and have as many as I want 010
Male shawty @quant.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I’m sorry for posting stupid shit like this instead of incisive commentary on the Fundamental Inadequacy of AI. I just can’t come up with anything as smart as what you guys are posting multiple times a day at all hours 010
Male shawty @quant.bsky.social · 17/09/2026In Quebec they translate it to IA In France they reverse it to IA  110
Male shawty @quant.bsky.social · 16/09/2026You guys have got me real close to googling “ed sheeran”, real close! but I still won’t do it 000
Male shawty @quant.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Just coined the phrase “I yucky with that” (meaning I fuck with that). Clearly a banger, but young people don’t know about it yet. How to spread the good word… 020
Reposted by Male shawtyDamnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Yeah sorry I'm late, my washing machine lied to me 619361
Male shawty @quant.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Cannot fathom who is playing this game 13 years after the kickstarter. Do teenagers still like Homestuck? 000
Male shawty @quant.bsky.social · 15/09/2026What did y'all think of the Hiveswap Act 3 Teaser today? 110
Male shawty @quant.bsky.social · 14/09/2026How my life is going based on how many times a day I say I need to kill myself: 10+: terrible 3-9: normal 1-2: amazing 0: I did it 100
Male shawty @quant.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Ahh I see. Also brother you are *on* this app god damn 010
Reposted by Male shawtyMale shawty @quant.bsky.social · 31/08/2025Words like wren, lark, and newt are short but rarely used. We should rename those animals and use those words to mean something we talk about every day, like monetization, or algorithm. We would save so much time if “cryptocurrency” were called “stoat”, or if “data center” were called “crake” 021
Male shawty @quant.bsky.social · 10/09/2026AI will never replace my job getting posterized at the Obama Presidential Library basketball court 010
