Reposted by David Knotts 🏳️🌈
Saw this at Food Lion today. Shitty titty raw moo juice gouda. That's not a snack, that's a bacon-flavored bilge bingo card. "But Auntie P, it's been aged for 60 whole days, you're just uncultured!" I'd rather be uncultured, than die crying on the throne.
