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🏳️‍⚧️ she/he. norwegian, queer, disabled & chronically ill communist trying not to die. bisexul. audhd. ocd. bedbound in a dark room since august 2024. i write about that a lot. i used to read aloud to people at twitch.tv/pygmywhales. i miss it.

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Darryl Mott @gamerstavernshow.com · 04/04/2026
D&D style write-up of a tin of butter cookies labeled "Box of Cookies" with the random d20 table:

1 - Mimic

2-19 - Sewing gear

20 - Cookies
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theo wants a garden 🌿 🇵🇸 @pygmywhales.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
best star trek crew, wrong answers only
A screenshot from the amazing AQUA music video for "Candyman". Lene Nystrøm has silver eyebrows and a white, poofy trek-like wig. She's dressed in gold and singing. Søren and Klaus are wearing short sleeved pastel space pajamas. Søren is waving and Klaus is holding up his left hand as if to make a Vulcan salute, but he's doing it wrong and touching his ring finger to his thumb. Everybody's smiling.
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Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Also “oh you can use the back door!” is not the generous accommodation you think it is.
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theo wants a garden 🌿 🇵🇸 @pygmywhales.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
one time, i had to meet a solicitor to sign some papers. we called ahead, explained about the wheelchair. they said not to worry, the building was accessible. we got there and it had two sets of stairs going up to the lift. the lift was too small for the chair. i had to sign in the street.
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Andrew Coleman Francis @andrewcfrancis.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
"I only watch Star Trek for the space battles" is a bizarre take given that most of the space battles in Star Trek are: *camera shakes* "Sir, shields down to 87%!" *camera shakes* "Shields down to 76%!" *camera shakes* "Shields down to 54%!" *camera shakes* "Sir, shields down to --"
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theo wants a garden 🌿 🇵🇸 @pygmywhales.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
april breaks my heart poems in the dark again six months since the sky #poetry #poem — i wrote this last april. i was wrong about the time. it had been seven months since the sky. and now...
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theo wants a garden 🌿 🇵🇸 @pygmywhales.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
as someone who was mostly vegan until i got too ill five years ago, i have run into so many bacon guys of all genders. bacon guys are still going strong. they're just directing their energy toward people they perceive as a direct threat to their baconhood.
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buy my book @nmamatas.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
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youtu.be
Captain Kirk's Constitutional Speech
YouTube video by Maxx Frost
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theo wants a garden 🌿 🇵🇸 @pygmywhales.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
oh my god
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theo wants a garden 🌿 🇵🇸 @pygmywhales.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
post two characters that bring you happiness.
Lady Beatrice and Sir Benedick (played by Catherine Tate and David Tennant) from the 2011 production of Much Ado about Nothing by William Shakespeare. Beatrice is dressed in denim dungarees and an off-shoulder, short-sleeved peasant blouse, and sunglasses. She's drinking a bottled beer and looking cocky. Benedick is dressed in a white captain's outfit and sunglasses, holding a beer can and pointing toward Beatrice. He appears to be speaking.Sir Benedick and Lady Beatrice (played by David Tennant and Catherine Tate) from the 2011 production of Much Ado about Nothing by William Shakespeare. They're reclining on each their sunbed and smiling happily at each other.
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theo wants a garden 🌿 🇵🇸 @pygmywhales.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
game of thrones should've had charles dance opening and eating a bag of salad
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theo wants a garden 🌿 🇵🇸 @pygmywhales.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Morpheus is fighting Neo meme: Stewart Lee is on the Louis Theroux podcast
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theo wants a garden 🌿 🇵🇸 @pygmywhales.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
if you're in norway and driving a boat, it's common curtesy to wave, and you mostly see people closely enough to wave if they're going in the opposite direction, so the getting the hell out of there part sort of happens on its own. in conclusion, yes.
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slutty mcconnell costume @jointheschwarz.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Re: the Weird interview. He’s being interviewed at a far-right gamergator YouTube channel and agreeing vehemently with the host. The headline may be incendiary, but don’t let him go scot-free because you liked the movie.
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MJ Quigley @mjqwrites.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I think what makes Lithgows position worse, is he is actively pointing how bad she is and said he almost didn't go forward with the role because of it. Which kinda makes him worse, cause he considered the right thing and decided not to do it.
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You Call Yourself a Film Critic @filmcriticmaybe.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I'll go one further and say it is extremely hollow to acknowledge what pain and dehumanisation Rowling is causing-using her own money to erase the rights of a minority group-and then take cash to prop up her main cash cow Fuck him this doesn't make him better
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Adi 🍉 @adigoesswimming.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I hate the "normie/soccer mom" discourse. It's always so condescending and superior. I'm a soccer mom—I'm also a police and prison abolitionist, anti-capitalist, and abortion fundraiser. You think you're so much more radical because what? You look the part? Sorry babe, I don't need to play dress-up.
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theo wants a garden 🌿 🇵🇸 @pygmywhales.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
do people not know how you get more potatoes
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theo wants a garden 🌿 🇵🇸 @pygmywhales.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
hank green: "eric weinstein got ai psychosis'd" also hank green: "[schizophrenia is] perhaps the most stigmatised and misunderstood psychological disorder of them all (...) sufferers have been shunned, abused, or locked up". i wonder why that is, hank, and what you're doing to help.
Hank Green saying: It's perhaps the most stigmatized and misunderstood psychological disorder of them all, even amongHank Green saying: psychologists. Maybe because it's pretty rare, affecting about 1% of the population, schizophreniaHank Green saying: causes more anxiety in the media, in the public, and even in doctors' offices than any other mental illnesses.Hank Green saying: As a result, its sufferers have often been shunned, abused, or locked up. And among the
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theo wants a garden 🌿 🇵🇸 @pygmywhales.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
hi, hank. i'm a mentally ill person who has to watch people call trump's most despicable acts "psychosis" every day. the rest are people talking loudly about "ai psychosis", which is not a recognised clinical diagnosis. it's upsetting to watch you make a fun verb out of a debilitating illness.
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theo wants a garden 🌿 🇵🇸 @pygmywhales.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
@sennecion.bsky.social <3
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theo wants a garden 🌿 🇵🇸 @pygmywhales.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
writing haiku about sexual assault feels sort of ridiculous. here i am, trying to make violence fit in a cute little box. but it works. making little boxes of rage works for me. (i don't know whether or not they'll work for anybody else. maybe they *are* ridiculous. at least i'm writing about it.)
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theo wants a garden 🌿 🇵🇸 @pygmywhales.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
hogfather.
A screenshot from Discworld's Hogfather showing Susan Sto Helit, a young woman with white hair with a black streak through it. She is dressed in a black velvet cloak and holding a sword with skulls on the hilt. Behind her are two small children, who she seems to be moving to defend from some threat. They are standing in a snowy area with snowy trees behind them.
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theo wants a garden 🌿 🇵🇸 @pygmywhales.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
terry pratchett was paid a penny a page by his mother when he was little. he started with "the wind in the willows", and before long, he didn't need the incentive. he went on to swallow libraries whole. teaching the value and pleasure of stories, any and all kinds, is immensely valuable.
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theo wants a garden 🌿 🇵🇸 @pygmywhales.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
DO NOT.
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Joey Spiotto @joebot.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
There is only one person that would 100% nail Bombadil…
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theo wants a garden 🌿 🇵🇸 @pygmywhales.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
why would you want to collaborate with a hateful bigot who's using what she earns from these collaborations to campaign (successfully) for legislation that affects and harms real people? loving a world isn't evil. funding bigotry is. and keeping a predator's power and relevance alive is dangerous.
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GT 🫪 @granitetide.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light
90s computer desk with shelves for speakers, tower, printer, pull-out mouse and keyboard drawer etc
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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Geordi, Do you know why the holodeck is not able to create a Charizard for me to battle? I wish to fight one directly. Worf
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Derek Powazek @fraying.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Saw an old interview with Frank Herbert who said “I don’t think that the old saw about power corrupting and absolute power corrupting absolutely is accurate. I think power attracts the corruptible” and, yeah, that.
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theo wants a garden 🌿 🇵🇸 @pygmywhales.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
if anyone wants to know what real intrusive thoughts are like, here's an excerpt from "turtles all the way down" by john green. i have ocd (and so does john green) and this book has the best descriptions of the condition that i've ever read. it's a beautiful book, both easy and difficult to read.
I have these thoughts that Dr. Karen Singh calls “intrusives,” but the first time she said it, I heard “invasives,” which I like better, because, like invasive weeds, these thoughts seem to arrive at my biosphere from some faraway land, and then they spread out of control.

Supposedly everyone has them—you look out from over a bridge or whatever and it occurs to you out of nowhere that you could just jump. And then if you’re most people, you think, Well, that was a weird thought, and move on with your life. But for some people, the invasive can kind of take over, crowding out all the other thoughts until it’s the only one you’re able to have, the thought you’re perpetually either thinking or distracting yourself from.

You’re watching TV with your mom—this show about time-traveling crime solvers—and you remember a boy holding your hand, looking at your finger, and then a thought occurs to you: You should unwrap that Band-Aid and check to see if there is an infection.

You don’t actually want to do this; it’s just an invasive. Everyone has them. But you can’t shut yours up. Since you’ve had a reasonable amount of cognitive behavioral therapy, you tell yourself, I am not my thoughts, even though deep down you’re not sure what exactly thatmakes you. Then you tell yourself to click a little x in the top corner of the thought to make it go away. And maybe it does for a moment; you’re back in your house, on the couch, next to your mom, and then your brain says, Well, but wait. What if your finger is infected? Why not just check? The cafeteria wasn’t exactly the most sanitary place to reopen that wound. And then you were in the river.

Now you’re nervous, because you’ve previously attended this exact rodeo on thousands of occasions, and also because you want to choose the thoughts that are called yours. The river was filthy, after all. Had you gotten some river water on your hand? It wouldn’t take much. Time to unwrap the Band-Aid. You tell yourself that you were careful not to touch the water, but your self replies, But what if you touched something that touched the water, and then you tell yourself that this wound is almost certainly not infected, but the distance you’ve created with the almost gets filled by the thought, You need to check for infection; just check it so we can calm down, and then fine, okay, you excuse yourself to the bathroom and slip off the Band-Aid to discover that there isn’t blood, but there might be a bit of moisture on the bandage pad. You hold the Band-Aid up to the yellow light in the bathroom, and yes, that definitely looks like moisture.Could be sweat, of course, but also might be water from the river, or worse still seropurulent drainage, a sure sign of infection, so you find the hand sanitizer in the medicine cabinet and squeeze some onto your fingertip, which burns like hell, and then you wash your hands thoroughly, singing your ABCs while you do to make sure you’ve scrubbed for the full twenty seconds recommended by the Centers for Disease Control, and then you carefully dry your hands with a towel. And then you dig your thumbnail all the way into the crack in the callus until it starts bleeding, and you squeeze the blood out for as long as it comes, and then you blot the wound dry with a tissue. You take a Band-Aid from inside your jeans pocket, where there is never a shortage of them, and you carefully reapply the bandage. You return to the couch to watch TV, and for a few or many minutes, you feel the shivering jolt of the tension easing, the relief of giving in to the lesser angels of your nature.

And then two or five or six hundred minutes pass before you start to wonder, Wait, did I get all the pus out? Was there pus even or was that only sweat? If it was pus, you might need to drain the wound again. The spiral tightens, like that, forever.
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Earl Grey Screams Club @earlgreymemes.club · 23/03/2026
curated image from Tumblr;

bagginshield: im such a man who leans in doorways. relaxes against the counter. drapes across a couch. sprawls over an armchair. my spine isnt straight and by god neither am i.

in reply, an image by spinal-reckoning of Riker from Star Trek TNG sitting in a captain's chair and leaning to the side excessively, with a white quote bubble to indicate that he is saying the post above
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tamara nopper @tamaranopper.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Audre Lorde wrote in her journal, “My feelings are real but not always right.” Again, knowing who to be mad at is part of the work.
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
We must believe in a world to create that world
Battlemech looming over highway with sign

“Lgbtq rights enforced by battlemech”
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theo wants a garden 🌿 🇵🇸 @pygmywhales.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
and mine. nothing is as it should be and none of what is had to happen. how do we bear it? we don't, really, do we? hi, in any case. hi across the distance. hi and a small hope.
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theo wants a garden 🌿 🇵🇸 @pygmywhales.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
hi. i'm a person who has experienced psychosis, and no, no, it isn't "total psychosis type shit". you're welcome to watch him in horror and disbelief and you're welcome to call out his lies and his self-delusions, but they're not psychosis. this kind of rhetoric hurts people like me. please stop.
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I'm sure psychologists can expand on this, but its really fascinating/horrifying to watch Trump just ratchet up the disconnected from reality, fantasy world rhetoric as things continue to not go his way. We're now at "Iran wiped off the map" & "the death of Iran." Just total psychosis type shit.
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Your fave's fave @actually.roiskinda.cool · 21/03/2026
A decent person doesn’t brag about being a decent person.
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theo wants a garden 🌿 🇵🇸 @pygmywhales.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
there are quite a few, so i'll just name one. "need the speed" by leonard cohen.
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Lux 🌸 Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 21/03/2026
Very tired of being asked to believe that if a person says they are happy in a relationship it cannot be abusive
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Chantal James @chantalalive.blacksky.app · 19/03/2026
There's an uptick in people using psychosis to describe violence. Psychotic people actually do not commit violence at any higher rates than anyone else, but what they are is far more likely to be victims of violence. Don't liken the most powerful to the most vulnerable.
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Aranock @aranock.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Ppl who think bigotry is a mental illness, more than glad to inform you you're bigoted and by your logic mentally ill, the group you love demonizing. I am so sick of leftists rank & consistent sanism. Indistinguishable takes on the topic from fascists, down to supporting locking up mentally ill ppl.
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🕳️ @negativeinfinity.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
thank u so much for speaking on this. it can’t be emphasized enough that ppl who’ve never experienced psychosis &/or psychotic features of mental illness defining the perimeters & experience of psychosis will always result in even more stigmatization towards & oppression of those of us who have.
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Chantal James @chantalalive.blacksky.app · 20/03/2026
Get it right. Mad people are a slim portion of the population with distinct natures from the norm. White supremacy is society's norm held by the masses. The masses are not insane. They're the standard against whom the insane are judged. Deal with this poisoned ideology, it's not a medical condition.
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Chantal James @chantalalive.blacksky.app · 20/03/2026
Violence is not insanity. Racism is not insanity. White supremacy is not insanity. That's all incredibly sane. So sane. It's unjust, & because you have a negative association with madness you can't get that.
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Will Oremus @willoremus.com · 20/03/2026
It would be cool to see more people on social media who are capable of denouncing or at the very least eschewing both antisemitism and Islamophobia, and recognizing that both are very real and very wrong, without any buts or caveats
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Annalee @flowerhorne.com · 20/03/2026
A major failing of restorative justice when it's taken out of its original context (which is as an alternative to carceral systems) is that abusers often have way more energy to spend on staying in communities that enable them than victims have for staying in communities where they're not safe.
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
bsky.app/profile/erin...
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theo wants a garden 🌿 🇵🇸 @pygmywhales.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
why the fuck are you bringing up a government force in the replies of someone talking about being in unbelievable pain because of antisemitism? what are you doing? if you see a jewish person talking about antisemitism and your first reaction is "actually, israel", THAT'S ANTISEMITISM.
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theo wants a garden 🌿 🇵🇸 @pygmywhales.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
identity, sexuality, political beliefs, activism, kindness... these don't ever mean a person isn't capable of abuse, coercion, exploitation. all humans are. and you *have* to teach yourself that it could be ANYONE—not so you'll never trust anyone again, but so you'll be prepared to believe victims.
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