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PureSlime 🫟

@pureslime.bsky.social
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former D-list tumblr funnyblogger and creepypasta poster, rarely a youtuber. youtube.com/pureslime

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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 10h
THE COCKS YOU SLURPED ON THEM WE CAME
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pauline value-added consumer incentive @spacehunterm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm going to be offline for a the time being while dealing with an ongoing health crisis. I'm safe but going to be saddled with a lot of medical debt and be out of work for the foreseeable future so please donate if you can or at least share this link. www.paypal.com/paypalme/cho...
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Pay Pauline Senkowsky using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/Chorake and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
you can pick your butt and you can pick your friends but you can't pick your friend's butt
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
seen talk about "logokids" lately, and at first i didn't get it. but i remember a time from age 5-10 when i was absolutely fascinated by corporate branding, and i can still tap into that sensation from time to time. interesting how that can develop into an entire personality.
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
(Neil Finn voice) hey now HEY now, don't pee with boner
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
on that japanese melodeath. intestinal ballsack
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
finally fast dot com makes everything faster, even on a brerb
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
dance on me balls cat fucking a handbag
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
radfem: "my body, my choice!" trans person: "cool, i would like to undergo an elective procedure." radfem: "FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU 🤬🤬"
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
consider your pasta creepied
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
they never tell you this in school, but the scrotum gets hard too. just not the way you'd expect.
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
can a 30-something wasian smoke a little green and get freaky with it?
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
when I'm at the cinema as they're playing the Violent Night 2 trailer and they flash a shot of the parking lot outside.
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Leonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!'
ALT: Leonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!'
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
taking a seat right over here
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
creepy guy
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patrick 🦓 loveland @pmloveland.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
#DarkArt #WeirdArt #SpookyArt #StayStrangeArt
Grotesque Portraiture: upper body and head of of strange humanoid creature exposed fleshy area reveal long rows of cracked teeth abndneceotic jaw and gum areas. Open nasal cavity and two cloudy eyes gaze sightlessly?two more above glare at viewer, as does a larger sneaky one near where the right clavicle would be on a normal human
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🦇CinemamindDavid🔞🦇 @cinemaminddavid.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Azaeloth: Anathema of Ignorance commissioned by Hollows986
A cosmic horror entity in the form of a seraphim. It guards a sinister tower in the arctic.
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
the beast
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mengo @mengo329.itch.io · 16/09/2026
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
how did we ever let ed sheeran become famous? he's like if someone left a damp dishrag on a guitar and it learned how to play.
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
OCTOPUFF IN KUMQUAT
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
(foreman on the 9/11 inside job crew) yeah so guys make sure it explodes exactly to look like a plane-shaped wile e coyote impact crater.
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
imagining a guy who refuses to buy the Ocarina of Time remake unless they put the Islam back in it.
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
came across a guy doing a series on debunking 9/11 conspiracy nonsense, checked out his account for more, and found the rest of his videos are just him denying war crimes 😭😭😭
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
every once in a while, I have to remind myself that teens born in the 2010s view stuff from the '90s the same way my teenage self viewed stuff from the '70s.
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I've started Ocarina of Time 5 or 6 times and usually get distracted by another game around the halfway mark. Trying again now. Spent all day on it. And yeah, it truly is one of 3D gaming's foundational texts. Holds up very well, like how SM64 got so much right on the first go.
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
open the door get on the floor
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
gone but not forgotten
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
YouTube thumbnails whenever you're high af:
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The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 13/09/2024
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Harry Potter and the Inspector of Genitals
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
the dudes who always tried to get you to watch The Office back in '08 are now asking you about some "Chad Powers". They are talking about "Ted Lasso"
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Not a shower, but the type of grower who stores it inside their body. It unsheaths. Like a dog.
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
brewing up shits. in the poop lab.
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
PLUUUUMBERRRR!!!
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I Had Premarital Sex And My Penis Fell Off
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
i love sour stuff but can someone tell me why A&W Canada is selling xenomorph blood as lemonade?
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
lunar eclipse from my balcony
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
POOP QUIZ, HOT SHIT!
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
smoking green. with the lizards. and the spiders.
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Hark @ratmustards.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Some of the most blowjob brothers ever seen
The white dreads twins from the Matrix, stanced up in their silver coats and insane shades
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Instagram ads trying to sell me the diet doctor octopus shirt
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
today's mail: a drawing of a dog by someone who has never seen one.
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
"To me, my X-Men!"
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
hangin out
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
he lives in the hole
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Would you get their autograph?
Two panel comic. Panel 1: two bored-looking giant alien lice from the movie Cloverfield are sitting at a table with a paper coffee cup and a newsletter signup sheet on it. One louse is on its phone, the other sighs. Panel 2: the lice are sitting at a booth for celebrity signings at a fan convention (called Kooky Con). Seated at the tables on either side of the lice are actors Susan Sarandon and Ke Huy Quan. Each of the other celebrities are chatting with a line of fans at their respective tables. The lice gaze into space.
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pauline value-added consumer incentive @spacehunterm.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
and now whenever alex jones grows angry or outraged, a startling metamorphosis occurs
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