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PureSlime 🫟

@pureslime.bsky.social

48 followers 69 following 739 posts

former D-list tumblr funnyblogger and creepypasta poster, rarely a youtuber. youtube.com/pureslime

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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 12h

THE COCKS YOU SLURPED ON THEM WE CAME

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pauline value-added consumer incentive @spacehunterm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I'm going to be offline for a the time being while dealing with an ongoing health crisis. I'm safe but going to be saddled with a lot of medical debt and be out of work for the foreseeable future so please donate if you can or at least share this link. www.paypal.com/paypalme/cho...

Pay Pauline Senkowsky using PayPal.Me

Go to paypal.me/Chorake and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.

PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

you can pick your butt and you can pick your friends but you can't pick your friend's butt

PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

seen talk about "logokids" lately, and at first i didn't get it. but i remember a time from age 5-10 when i was absolutely fascinated by corporate branding, and i can still tap into that sensation from time to time. interesting how that can develop into an entire personality.

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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

(Neil Finn voice) hey now HEY now, don't pee with boner

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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

on that japanese melodeath. intestinal ballsack

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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

finally fast dot com makes everything faster, even on a brerb

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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

dance on me balls cat fucking a handbag

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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

😯

PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

radfem: "my body, my choice!" trans person: "cool, i would like to undergo an elective procedure." radfem: "FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU 🤬🤬"

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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

detroit is real? i thought it was from robert cop

PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

doctor hands you a note with four letters: BSTL

PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

irritable ballsack syndrome

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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

consider your pasta creepied

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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

they never tell you this in school, but the scrotum gets hard too. just not the way you'd expect.

PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

please make sure it's safe gex and not unprotected gex

PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

can a 30-something wasian smoke a little green and get freaky with it?

PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

tunes for september 2026

PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I'm not joking.

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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

when I'm at the cinema as they're playing the Violent Night 2 trailer and they flash a shot of the parking lot outside.

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Leonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!'

ALT: Leonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!'

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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

taking a seat right over here

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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

creepy guy

PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

give it 3 weeks after release and they will have forgotten about it and moved on to the next non-issue

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patrick 🦓 loveland @pmloveland.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

#DarkArt #WeirdArt #SpookyArt #StayStrangeArt

Grotesque Portraiture: upper body and head of of strange humanoid creature exposed fleshy area reveal long rows of cracked teeth abndneceotic jaw and gum areas. Open nasal cavity and two cloudy eyes gaze sightlessly?two more above glare at viewer, as does a larger sneaky one near where the right clavicle would be on a normal human

PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

when did the rapid time compression start happening to you? for me, it was right at age 25.

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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

wasn't it 2017 like six weeks ago?

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🦇CinemamindDavid🔞🦇 @cinemaminddavid.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Azaeloth: Anathema of Ignorance commissioned by Hollows986

A cosmic horror entity in the form of a seraphim. It guards a sinister tower in the arctic.

PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

the beast

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mengo @mengo329.itch.io · 16/09/2026

PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

how did we ever let ed sheeran become famous? he's like if someone left a damp dishrag on a guitar and it learned how to play.

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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

OCTOPUFF IN KUMQUAT

PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

(foreman on the 9/11 inside job crew) yeah so guys make sure it explodes exactly to look like a plane-shaped wile e coyote impact crater.

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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

imagining a guy who refuses to buy the Ocarina of Time remake unless they put the Islam back in it.

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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

came across a guy doing a series on debunking 9/11 conspiracy nonsense, checked out his account for more, and found the rest of his videos are just him denying war crimes 😭😭😭

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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

every once in a while, I have to remind myself that teens born in the 2010s view stuff from the '90s the same way my teenage self viewed stuff from the '70s.

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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I've started Ocarina of Time 5 or 6 times and usually get distracted by another game around the halfway mark. Trying again now. Spent all day on it. And yeah, it truly is one of 3D gaming's foundational texts. Holds up very well, like how SM64 got so much right on the first go.

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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

don't do it ghidorah that's our pet dog goji

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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

postal dude after an encounter with a comically large stick of dynamite

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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

open the door get on the floor

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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

gone but not forgotten

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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

YouTube thumbnails whenever you're high af:

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The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 13/09/2024

PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Harry Potter and the Inspector of Genitals

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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

august 2026 listening

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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

the dudes who always tried to get you to watch The Office back in '08 are now asking you about some "Chad Powers". They are talking about "Ted Lasso"

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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Not a shower, but the type of grower who stores it inside their body. It unsheaths. Like a dog.

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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

brewing up shits. in the poop lab.

PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

PLUUUUMBERRRR!!!

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