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PureSlime 🫟

@pureslime.bsky.social
47 followers 69 following 742 posts

former D-list tumblr funnyblogger and creepypasta poster, rarely a youtuber. youtube.com/pureslime

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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
they're doing this to me at work tomorrow
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
THE COCKS YOU SLURPED ON THEM WE CAME
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
tunes for september 2026
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm not joking.
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
taking a seat right over here
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
creepy guy
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
the beast
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
OCTOPUFF IN KUMQUAT
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
gone but not forgotten
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
august 2026 listening
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
PLUUUUMBERRRR!!!
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
lunar eclipse from my balcony
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Instagram ads trying to sell me the diet doctor octopus shirt
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
today's mail: a drawing of a dog by someone who has never seen one.
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
hangin out
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
he lives in the hole
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
you can call me... stroker. and as you can see, i'm a lot fappier.
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
july 2026 listening
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
scrolling down the YouTube and seeing this like, wtf I drew that
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
probably why i thought it'd only be like $15. (i've seen it for less not too long ago!) that pandemic jump is insane.
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
back about 25 years ago, Chameleon Twist 2 was one of my fav N64 weekend rentals, and I was hoping to add it to my collection. I figured a copy would be around $15 since it's not exactly one of the console's most renowned titles. on second thought, forget it.
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
june 2026 tunes
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
this is really cute tho. i need more of it.
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
ATLA fandom has long wanted to know how Zuko tells the others what his father did to him. It's fine if Netflix wants to show that, but this is absolutely not the place for it.
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
idk what this concern was about because, having now watched it, Netflix ATLA Toph is about the closest to the source material as possible.
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
watched Netflix's Avatar: The Last Airbender for 7 hours
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
(not a flying toy)
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
lizard gaming
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
that is 100% tonka construction
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
this was gaming in 1999
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
played Donkey Kong 64 for 20 hours
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
played Donkey Kong 64 for 7 hours
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
crazy how Ghost has been riffing on this song for like a decade now.
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
a microcosm of 2026
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
May 2026 listening:
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
april 2026:
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
winnipeggers when winter is finally over but knowing that ice is coming back in a little over four months:
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
cuz i'm a cocksucker yes i am
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
avatar aang, please hold me in your large arms
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
March 2026 listening:
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PureSlime 🫟 @pureslime.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Phineas and Ferb taught a whole generation that "aglet" is the word for the part of the shoelace you stick in your urethra
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