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Gerard Cunningham @faduda.eurosky.social · 17/04/2026
Every time I hear the words "citizen journalist"
Sideshow Bob, a cartoon man in a prison, speaking on the phone, saying "Now, honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for citizen chemistry? Do they?"
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Prof Laurie Johnson @lostplayhouse.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Not sure about going to the open casket funeral. Remains to be seen.
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$1000 crab (YUP CATU) @punchedmonet.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Anyway VPN kinda works on here but doesn’t on twitter. Apps containing multitude
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$1000 crab (YUP CATU) @punchedmonet.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Are you allowed be Irish and have opinions on here yet
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Flavius Valens @flaviusvalens.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Y'all mind if a white boy says chúc mừng năm mới?
Caucasian male wearing a tiger stripe shirt while standing in a slightly snowy bamboo grove.
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Daniel Spenser @danielspenser.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
This event is insane
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$1000 crab (YUP CATU) @punchedmonet.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
I think today I’m going to imagine a person who boycotts Eurovision but is fully for the Israeli soccer team lmfao
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J @jaseomcn.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
P Pearse Passport application
Pearse at laptop

“Fuck this!”[computer screen]

Passport photo 

select photo

* The photo you want to upload does not meet our criteria because:
• HEAD AND EYES FACING AWAY
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Flavius Valens @flaviusvalens.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Another Mothman shirt I dyed. This one is dyed on a Night Channels graphic tee & is not for sale, but I can dye you one of your own if you're interested 🫡 (90 shipped, Small to 4XL available, printed on Comfort Colors)
A "Mothman Lives!" graphic t-shirt that has been dyed red and black.
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$1000 crab (YUP CATU) @punchedmonet.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Also I went back on Hinge and this image is going triple platinum with all genres, please feel free to utilise the cigar smoking tiger
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$1000 crab (YUP CATU) @punchedmonet.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I don’t think I’m gonna be on the “bans every Palestinian” app very often tbh. I think I will leave it to the libs and those horrible little Brits that are mad at us for neutrality - remember that British guy who invoked the holocaust bc we won’t join nato?? World class Bluesky moment god bless
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Aidan Fitzmaurice @fancyvegaspro.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
No exaggeration to say this is Government policy across the board these days
You leave me no choice but to ask you nicely again.
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$1000 crab (YUP CATU) @punchedmonet.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Humanity should make like a giant broom and use it to sweep Russian forces back into Russia. Sad thing is the EU would just use it to help Israel torture people smh
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bródnodig | cailleach minogue @kweenmedb.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
if you ever want to see your brother alive again, you'll have to help me steal this barley. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grain_e...
en.wikipedia.org
Grain entrapment - Wikipedia
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
yes that's why israeli snipers murder journalists, to save them from freedom fighters. great insight 👍
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$1000 crab (YUP CATU) @punchedmonet.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
That shadow banner thing is beyond handy for sifting through the American slop this app is addicted to serving me lmao
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AL Creed 🇨🇦 @alcreed.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
The No Take / Only Throw dog comic translated into Sumerian
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bródnodig | cailleach minogue @kweenmedb.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
falling through a time warp to ancient egypt & bonding with the locals over "ooh ah, up the ra"
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Auntie O'Grimacey @bubblenoma.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
If Ireland doesn't qualify for the World Cup it will be because we are pure of heart and moral, and not that we aren't that good
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XL Bully Enjoyer @rarechandeliers.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
rejected peter mcgann character: ai dad
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Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Stop saying I did murders
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kelly @earley.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
all day yday, there was a lamborghini parked on o connell street and when i was coming home from work there was a man in a sleeping bag in the middle of the footpath beside it, completely drenched from the rain, but sitting up telling people “if you give me €2 you can take a photo with me car”
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$1000 crab (YUP CATU) @punchedmonet.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Does anyone know if it’s possible to convince an app that you are not in Australia, which I am not, without letting it use your phones GPS 🤔
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$1000 crab (YUP CATU) @punchedmonet.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Fucking Bluesky man. These people in the picture were actors and they were working with the police hello.???😭😭
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$1000 crab (YUP CATU) @punchedmonet.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Tried to get yellow stains out of my good white Uniqlo T-shirt using hydrogen peroxide and ig I left it on too long bc it came out of the wash with massive holes in it lmaoo (not very lmao really but. What else can be done)
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joe @joeyp.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
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Sleeveen Malkmus @thomassilken.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
2:12am… going back to Shark Beach for more shark swimming @punchedmonet.bsky.social
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$1000 crab (YUP CATU) @punchedmonet.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
My 21 yr old beloved hater coworker was let go apparently and I won’t lie to ye lads im utterly bereft. Every 31 year old struggling to rebuild their chungus life need a 21 yr old hater comrade they work with
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$1000 crab (YUP CATU) @punchedmonet.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
There’s a cute young guy postie that comes by sometimes, I think he’s a subbie for AusPost bc he delivers their stuff w an unmarked van/no uniform but anyway today he was all dressed up like yr man mission impossible for some reason, need him so badly
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John Abernathy @john-abernathy.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.
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Dr Neutopia @oceanclub.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Reminder that RTE paid Tubridy and co huge salaries based on the claim they would simply walk out into higher paid jobs in the UK.
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$1000 crab (YUP CATU) @punchedmonet.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I hate being on Bluesky sm icl but I’m hoping the latest crimes will push more fun/Irish people over here
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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Maggots, Lycanthropes & Ice Skeletons) @hannahshelley.site · 15/01/2026
That's too many to keep track of
An ad that says "DATING: Meet 50+ women online" with an image of a woman implies to be in her 50s with short blonde hair standing outdoors among green leaves and white flowers. She is wearing a black top, one arm raised behind her head, looking calmly toward the camera.
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Astrobot JWST @astrobotjwst.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
🤖 image processing for #JWST 🔭 data (1287_trim_final_clean). RGB Filters: 444, 277, 90 PI: Isaak, Kate, program 01287. CRVAL: 53.003431, -27.803278 Credits: NASA, ESA, CSA, STScI.
tmprs.jpg
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
So cute just by sleeping
A black-and-white cat sleeping on his back with paws tucked in, resting on a fluffy white blanket
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
it's legal to offer the CSA images service it's illegal to use it
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Aidan Fitzmaurice @fancyvegaspro.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Watching King of the Hill last night, and it cuts to Peggy driving, telling her passenger: "I don't know why everybody doesn't just drive with their high beams on. I can see so much better!"
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$1000 crab (YUP CATU) @punchedmonet.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Deeply depressing seeing the well meaning libs not at all grasp the sinister outside forces involved w the Iran stuff. I pray not but they’re going to turn that place into Libya 2 maybe worse
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Ditch Skipper ☘️ @narrowboatireland.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
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a human going 👻 🐀 @ligofe.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
One standard internet extrapolation later: Why do you hate trans, intersex and people of colour?
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$1000 crab (YUP CATU) @punchedmonet.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Repetitive strain is the fakest thing ever. Oh my hand is in agony but if I keep the little outfit on it for most of the day it’s normal. Yeah right buddy. Also I can’t write now so agony it is
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$1000 crab (YUP CATU) @punchedmonet.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
That damn chevron 😭💀💀 slay though
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Big Monster Love @bigmonsterlove.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Walking up the steps of the Ha'Penny Bridge.
John Lennon with Yoko Ono. Lennon is doing his famous goofy elongated walk.
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Uni’s danger mode! Run away!!
A black-and-white cat in a low crouch, looking alert and ready to move, with its tail raised
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Déaglin Ó Faoláin @deaglin.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
“Know thyself” is a mistranslation. What the Oracle of Delphi actually said was more along the lines of “sure you know yourself”
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
playlist made by diego with the title: "Marvin Gaye's clueless ass" which the songs in the playlist are all made by Marvin Gaye, with them being: "What's Going On" What's Happening Brother" "When Did You Stop Loving Me,..." "Where Are We Going?" and "I don't know why"
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Ian Fay @ianfay.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Europe and Britain banning X would only be a good thing. Punishes Musk, removes a key source of rot and influence in our social media ecosystem. There has to be consequences.
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Don’t worry. I’ll fight for you
A black-and-white cat with a serious expression, sitting with paws neatly folded and wearing a yellow bow tie.
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$1000 crab (YUP CATU) @punchedmonet.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Fine Gael defending their choice not to do anything about the paedophiles having access to the paedophilia machine bc they’re so scared of angering American tech lords lmao love it here
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Ciara Quill @ciaraquill.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Love this street art, a mural of a hurler in action on a gable wall at the junction of South Terrace and Anglesea Street, Cork city. It is by Dublin artist ACHES. #StreetArt 🎨
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