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Gerard Cunningham @faduda.eurosky.social · 17/04/2026
Every time I hear the words "citizen journalist"
Sideshow Bob, a cartoon man in a prison, speaking on the phone, saying "Now, honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for citizen chemistry? Do they?"
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Prof Laurie Johnson @lostplayhouse.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Not sure about going to the open casket funeral. Remains to be seen.
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$1000 crab (YUP CATU) @punchedmonet.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Anyway VPN kinda works on here but doesn’t on twitter. Apps containing multitude
Fish cat
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$1000 crab (YUP CATU) @punchedmonet.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Are you allowed be Irish and have opinions on here yet
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$1000 crab (YUP CATU) @punchedmonet.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Sting was hench???
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Flavius Valens @flaviusvalens.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Y'all mind if a white boy says chúc mừng năm mới?
Caucasian male wearing a tiger stripe shirt while standing in a slightly snowy bamboo grove.
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Daniel Spenser @danielspenser.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
This event is insane
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$1000 crab (YUP CATU) @punchedmonet.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
I think today I’m going to imagine a person who boycotts Eurovision but is fully for the Israeli soccer team lmfao
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J @jaseomcn.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
P Pearse Passport application
Pearse at laptop

“Fuck this!”[computer screen]

Passport photo 

select photo

* The photo you want to upload does not meet our criteria because:
• HEAD AND EYES FACING AWAY
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$1000 crab (YUP CATU) @punchedmonet.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Ah the poor little doteen, and poor you and C also 😭💔 hope she feels better soon ❤️
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Flavius Valens @flaviusvalens.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Another Mothman shirt I dyed. This one is dyed on a Night Channels graphic tee & is not for sale, but I can dye you one of your own if you're interested 🫡 (90 shipped, Small to 4XL available, printed on Comfort Colors)
A "Mothman Lives!" graphic t-shirt that has been dyed red and black.
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$1000 crab (YUP CATU) @punchedmonet.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Also I went back on Hinge and this image is going triple platinum with all genres, please feel free to utilise the cigar smoking tiger
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$1000 crab (YUP CATU) @punchedmonet.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Shout out to all my oomfs i kith u
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$1000 crab (YUP CATU) @punchedmonet.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Every other post is some loser implying anyone still on twitter is a paedophile. Crazy how the evil app (twitter) still has better vibes lmao
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$1000 crab (YUP CATU) @punchedmonet.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I don’t think I’m gonna be on the “bans every Palestinian” app very often tbh. I think I will leave it to the libs and those horrible little Brits that are mad at us for neutrality - remember that British guy who invoked the holocaust bc we won’t join nato?? World class Bluesky moment god bless
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$1000 crab (YUP CATU) @punchedmonet.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Would love a pink hi vis car or van tbh.
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$1000 crab (YUP CATU) @punchedmonet.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Me trying to make a customer stop yelling at me 🤝 Irish government pretending to govern
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Aidan Fitzmaurice @fancyvegaspro.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
No exaggeration to say this is Government policy across the board these days
You leave me no choice but to ask you nicely again.
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$1000 crab (YUP CATU) @punchedmonet.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Humanity should make like a giant broom and use it to sweep Russian forces back into Russia. Sad thing is the EU would just use it to help Israel torture people smh
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$1000 crab (YUP CATU) @punchedmonet.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
My vote is for Quokkas personally
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$1000 crab (YUP CATU) @punchedmonet.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Read this as “BEETLES” and was like “yea sure after they cropped out ringo” without question lmfao
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$1000 crab (YUP CATU) @punchedmonet.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Yeah that’s the good posting
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bródnodig | cailleach minogue @kweenmedb.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
if you ever want to see your brother alive again, you'll have to help me steal this barley. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grain_e...
en.wikipedia.org
Grain entrapment - Wikipedia
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
yes that's why israeli snipers murder journalists, to save them from freedom fighters. great insight 👍
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$1000 crab (YUP CATU) @punchedmonet.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
That shadow banner thing is beyond handy for sifting through the American slop this app is addicted to serving me lmao
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AL Creed 🇨🇦 @alcreed.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
The No Take / Only Throw dog comic translated into Sumerian
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bródnodig | cailleach minogue @kweenmedb.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
falling through a time warp to ancient egypt & bonding with the locals over "ooh ah, up the ra"
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Auntie O'Grimacey @bubblenoma.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
If Ireland doesn't qualify for the World Cup it will be because we are pure of heart and moral, and not that we aren't that good
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$1000 crab (YUP CATU) @punchedmonet.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
They’re letting cardinals go on these freak boards? Jesus WEPT
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$1000 crab (YUP CATU) @punchedmonet.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Oh they’re using it to launder money for sure lmfao
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XL Bully Enjoyer @rarechandeliers.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
rejected peter mcgann character: ai dad
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$1000 crab (YUP CATU) @punchedmonet.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Got as far as the part that says it was the fraternity’s pet cat and felt like I was gonna throw up. Insanity that they got community service for that
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$1000 crab (YUP CATU) @punchedmonet.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
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Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Stop saying I did murders
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kelly @earley.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
all day yday, there was a lamborghini parked on o connell street and when i was coming home from work there was a man in a sleeping bag in the middle of the footpath beside it, completely drenched from the rain, but sitting up telling people “if you give me €2 you can take a photo with me car”
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$1000 crab (YUP CATU) @punchedmonet.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
an IDF affiliated brand of shoe, no less!
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$1000 crab (YUP CATU) @punchedmonet.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I want to sue the beautiful Jennifer garner for making me believe in “Thirty, flirty and thriving”
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$1000 crab (YUP CATU) @punchedmonet.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I have a vpn but this app wants to use my phones GPS which I’m not able to spoof sadly :( 💔
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$1000 crab (YUP CATU) @punchedmonet.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Does anyone know if it’s possible to convince an app that you are not in Australia, which I am not, without letting it use your phones GPS 🤔
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$1000 crab (YUP CATU) @punchedmonet.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Fucking Bluesky man. These people in the picture were actors and they were working with the police hello.???😭😭
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$1000 crab (YUP CATU) @punchedmonet.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Tried to get yellow stains out of my good white Uniqlo T-shirt using hydrogen peroxide and ig I left it on too long bc it came out of the wash with massive holes in it lmaoo (not very lmao really but. What else can be done)
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joe @joeyp.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
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$1000 crab (YUP CATU) @punchedmonet.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Damn you hahaha
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Sleeveen Malkmus @thomassilken.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
2:12am… going back to Shark Beach for more shark swimming @punchedmonet.bsky.social
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$1000 crab (YUP CATU) @punchedmonet.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Two of them
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$1000 crab (YUP CATU) @punchedmonet.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
John ganz with the steel chair
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$1000 crab (YUP CATU) @punchedmonet.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Honestly there could be more, I try to stay in my little corner lol
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$1000 crab (YUP CATU) @punchedmonet.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
My 21 yr old beloved hater coworker was let go apparently and I won’t lie to ye lads im utterly bereft. Every 31 year old struggling to rebuild their chungus life need a 21 yr old hater comrade they work with
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$1000 crab (YUP CATU) @punchedmonet.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
There’s a cute young guy postie that comes by sometimes, I think he’s a subbie for AusPost bc he delivers their stuff w an unmarked van/no uniform but anyway today he was all dressed up like yr man mission impossible for some reason, need him so badly
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$1000 crab (YUP CATU) @punchedmonet.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
What, fuckin ziti now? (Can’t find no ziti gif but the sentiment is there)
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a man is sitting at a table eating spaghetti from a bowl
ALT: a man is sitting at a table eating spaghetti from a bowl
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